[A/N: The drug trip parodies continued. . . I do not own FMA or "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by the Beatles. ]

I Want a Human Hand

Performed by Edward Elric

Yeah I tell you something

I think you'll understand

When I say to you,

I want a human hand.

I want a human hand.

Oh, please. Say to me.

You’ll transmute this man.

And please say to me.

You’ll lend me a hand, ohh.

Now let me a hand.

I want a human hand.

And when I grease my automail I feel cold inside,

It's such a feeling that, my love, I can't hide.

I can’t hide.

I can’t hide.

Yeah, you.

You got that Red Stone.

To make me a hu-man.

When I lose my nuts and bolts,

I want a human hand.

I want a human hand.

I want a human hand.

I want a human hand.