It was a normal day .

Kokujo , Jamira , Kai , Ayumi and the O rly owl were at the supermarket to buy some food . Obviously , Kokujo was alone , while the other 3 had to separate to buy themselves the stuff they needed .

Suddenly , Kokujo noticed five strange persons shopping .

“ Hm......why those guys look familiar ? “ Kokujo thought and took a box of Corn Flakes

The curiosity for him was too big , and so he ran to find out who were the five persons . The market wasn’t that full , but he had problems with running . Then at the ending of the food hall , Kokujo appeared in front of the five persons and saw they were the best band in the whole universe , Lordi .

“ Lordi ? What are you doing at the supermarket ? “ Kokujo asked .

“ Who are you ? " Mr Lordi asked .

“ I’m the biggest Lordi fan from this entire universe , Kokujo Kyoshiro , the Black Death , full time evil genious and bad guy . “

“ Ooookay , and what do you want ? “ Awa asked a little confused .

“ I just want to talk to my favorite band ! “ he said . “ No really , I’m a big fan , I have an mp4 with ALL your songs , covers , Mr Lordi’s Inferno and the monstervision song Welcome to Hellsinki .”

“ He must be one obsessed fan “ OX laughed .

“ Yes , yes I am , so what can I do for you , my gods ? “

“ There’s no need to bow , we aren’t your gods “ Kita said .

“ He’s right , just be yourself “ Amen continued .

“ Okay , I still can’t belive it’s really you guys ! My dream came true ! “

“ If you want , you can join us chopping “ Mr Lordi said .

“ It’s shopping , not chopping ! “ Awa replied .

“ Oh yeah , sorry . “ Mr Lordi said and laughed .

Meanwhile at Jamira .

He was looking for snake food . Then a man came to him .

“ May I help you ? “ he asked .

“ Yes , I’m looking for some snake food , but I can’t find it anywhere “ Jamira said .

“ Well , you can find it at my pet shop “ the man said and took Jamira to his shop . “ Here you have whatever kind of animal food you want and you can pay it here , not at the mall exit . “

“ Cool , I want 10 boxes of snake food ! “

“ Whoa , 10 boxes ? You must have a giant snake , don’cha ? “

“ Actually , I don’t have a snake , the food is for me ! “

“ For.............you ? “ the guy asked scarred .

“ Yep , as you can see , I’m half man , half snake SSSSSSSSS ! “ Jamira said and showed his toungue .

The seller fainted .

“ Now this is weird , what’s wrong with people nowadays ? “ Jamira asked himself and left with the food boxes .

Then at the cleaning product hall , he saw Lordi and Kokujo .

“ OMG ! What are Lordi doing in the supermarket ? “ Jamira asked himself .

“ Not again........” Mr Lordi said .

“ Kokujo ? What are you doing with Lordi ? “ Jamira continued .

“ As you can see I’m spending my time with the AKA Lordi ! “ Ko answered .

“ Oookay , by the way , , all I have to say is that I love your Wake the Snake song ! It’s my # 1 fav Lordi song ! “ Jamira said to .

“ Heh , it seems that we got 2 crazy fans now hehe “ OX said laughing .

Meanwhile at the juice hall .

Ayumi was looking for some juice , when Lordi appeared .

“ Excuse me , can you please get out of my way “

“ Aren’t you going to say something ? “ Mr Lordi asked the girl .

“ Er.....I’m just here to buy some juice “ Ayumi said bored .

“ STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU MONSTER ! “ Kai yelled and appeared out of nowhere with a gun . He pointed the gun to ’s head . “ DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “

“ Oh God , what’s wrong with people nowadays ? “ Mr Lordi sighed .

“ Don’t you make a move , monster , cos I will blast off your brains ! “ Kai continued .

“ Kai , leave alone ! “ Jamira yelled . “ He won’t harm anyone ! “

Then Kokujo jumped in front of and said :

“ Kai , if you dare to shoot Mr Lordi , you’ll have to shoot me first ! Will you do that ? “

“ Kokujo-kun.......”

“ Oh God , can’t Lordi have a normal shopping day without any disturbing ? “ Awa asked

“ Time to pun an end to this ! “ Mr Lordi said and took something from his pocket .

“ What are you doing , monster ? “ Kai asked and aimed towards his hand .

Mr Lordi took out a microphone and started singing :

“ Would you love a monsterman ? Could you understand beauty of the beast ? “

“ Oooh yeah , time for some rocking ! “ Amen said and took out his guitar .

And so the whole band started playing their first sucessful hit “ Would You Love A Monsterman ? “ .

Evreyone loved it , and so Kai left Mr Lordi alone .

“ Heh , I told you , they are monsters but harmless monsters ! “ Ko said smiling .

“ I guess you’re right “ Kai replied .

“ LORDI SUCKS !!!!!! “ someone yelled behind them .

They turned their backs and saw it was the bully .

“ YOU ! HAVEN’T YOU HAD ENOUGH OF GETTING YOUR ASS BEATED BY ME ? “ Ko yelled . “ AND YOU DARE TO INSULT LORDI ? “

“ Lordi sucks ass “ the bully continued .

“ THAT’S IT YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR ! “ Ko yelled .

“ What ? Is he Evilyn or something ? “ Awa asked .

“ Not that....... anyway I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TO DEFEND THE HONOR OF LORDI ! “ Ko said and showed his glowing deck .

“ Heh , lets go outside ! “ the bully said .

Outside was a dark night . Kokujo and the bully went to the river to duel .

“ Why is he THAT angry ? He just insulted his fav band that’s all “ Ayumi said .

“ He didn’t just insult them ... “ Jamira replied . “ He stabbed his and Lordi’s honor by saying those bad words..... “

“ Heh , let’s see what he’s capable of “ Mr Lordi said while sitting down and watched the duel .

“ I cast Magic Shot – Glory Gate ! “ Kokujo said . “ I’ll reveal the top 3 cards from my deck and choose a knight wich goes to my hand ! The cards are : Vile Mulder Wing of the Void , Gregorias Mystic Light Reaper and Dark Soul Creation . Obvioulsy , since Gregorias is the only knight I’ll take it to my hand and the rest go to the end of my deck ! Knight Magic ! Since I have Bloody Shadow Mystic Light Death Knight in my battlezone wich is a knight, I’ll use Glory Gate’s effect once more ! This time the cards are : Romanoff the 1st Lord of the Demonic Eye , Super Trash Train Fuuma Devil and Photocide Lord of the Wastes ! Since Romanoff is the only knight , I’ll take him to my hand ! Heh...I end my turn ! “

“ My turn then “ the bully said smiling . “ I cast Comet Missle and destroy Bloody Shadow and also I summon Pyrofighter Magnus ! Ike Magnus and Bullraizer breack his shileds ! “

“ Heh , shield trigger I cast Terror Pit destroy his Magnus ! “

“ Grr....... I end “

“ My turn I summon Gregorias Mystic Light Reaper ! “

“ Tsh , then I summon Kelp Candle and Marine Flower ! “

“ Heh , my turn I evolve Gregorias into Zarfeld the 2nd Dark Knight ! Ike Zarfeld double breack his shields ! “

“ Block it Kelp Candle ! Now I’ll look at the top 4 cards from my deck and put on eof them to my hand , the rest will go back to my deck in any order ! Heh , my turn I summon Tick Tick Swift Viral Swordfighter ! Ike Tick Tick attack and now I’ll draw one card ! Breack his shield , Tick Tick ! “

“ Shield trigger ! “ Kokujo said . “ I cast Super Spark and tap your creatures ! My turn I cast Terror Pit to destroy your Bullraizer ! Then Zarfeld’s ability will let me cast another spell with a less cost for no cost , so I cast Magic Shot – Romanoff Strike and make your Tick Tick lose its power and die ! And now Zarfeld , double breack his shields ! “

“ Haha ! Shield tirgger ! | the bully said . “ I summon Cuty Heart and since I have 3 shields left , Cuty Heart will send Zarfeld to your hand ! “

“ What the....” Ko said angry .

“ My turn I summon Deadly Fighter Braid Claw and Snip Striker Bullraizer ! Heh and now I have 2 Cyber Lords and 2 Dragonoids in my battlezone ! “

“ So what ? “

“ So , you’re finished ! SYMPATHY CYBER LORD AND DROGONID : I SUMMON FOR ONLY 3 MANA AKASHIC THE FIRST , ELECTRO-DRAGON ! “

A giant dragon made of magma and with a blue sphere in it’s body appeared . Inside that sphere there was a baby Cyber Lord .

“ Hehe , you’re finished now , Kokujo ! Akashic the First can attack untapped creatures and if you destroy him , he’ll go back to my hand ! You’re doomed now ! Ike Cuty Heart breack his shield ! I end for now hehe..... “

Kokujo stood silent for a few moments .

“ Oh no , he’s doomed ! “ Jamira said .

“ That bully has 4 attackers while he has one shield left ! “ Ayumi continued .

“ He has one more chance “ Kai said . “ That is to have Super Spark in his final shield ! “

“ What do you think , Mr Lordi ? “ Awa asked .

“ Heh , the kid is good , lets see his comeback against the bully “ Mr Lordi said .

Kokujo then started talking :

“ My turn ! I summon Bega Decaying Vizier ! When I summon Bega I’ll gain one more shield and you’ll discard a card from your hand ! “

The bully discarded his last card AKA Aqua Surfer and looked angry towards Kokujo .

“ I also summon Bloody Shadow Mystic Death Knight ! “ Ko said smiling .

“ Heh , you’re just stealing for time ! Ike Akashic the First destroy his Bloody Shadow ! And now ike Deadly Fighter Braid Claw breack his shield ! “

“ Shield trigger activate ! “

“ It can’t be.....”

“ SUPER SPARK ! TAP ALL HIS CREATURES ! I’ve had enough of you ! I cast Magic Shot - Arcadia Egg ! “

“ Is he nuts ? “ Jamira asked . “ Arcadia Egg can’t destroy any of the bully’s creatures since all are tapped ! “

“ Yes , but Arcadia Egg also has another effect ! “ Ayumi said . “ If Kokujo has in his graveyard Magic Shot – Glory Gate and Magic Shot – Arcadia Egg then he can summon from his hand for no cost.........”

“ That’s right ! “ Kokujo intrerrupted the girl . “ I summon Neo Gryphis Mystic Light Emperror ! Also since I cast a spell this turn , I can summon for no cost Bloody Shadow Mystic Light Death Knight ! But it’s not over ..... I still have 3 mana unused so I summon one more Bloody Shadow ! Ike Bega destroy his Braid Claw ! I end ! “

“ Grr , you’ll pay for this , Kokujo Kyoshiro ! I SHALL NOT LOSE AGAIN ! IKE AKASHIC THE FIRST BREACK HIS FINAL SHIELD ! “

“ Block it , Neo Gryphis ! And since Neo Gryphis has more power , Akashic the First is destroyed ! “

“ BULLRAIZER BREACK HIS FINAL SHIELD ! “

“ Block it , Bloody Shadow ! They’ll both die and now I’ll use Neo Gryphis’s special effect ! “

“ Ou crap.......” the bully said scarred .

“ Now that one of my Knights have been destroyed , I’ll cast a light or dark spell from my hand with cost 6 or less OR with shield trigger ! And I’ll cast TERROR PIT and destroy your Marine Flower ! “

“ IKE CUTY HEART BREACK HIS FINAL SHIELD ! “

“ Heh , block it Bloody Shadow and both die ! My turn I summon Romanoff the 1st Lord of the Demonic Eye and put Dark Soul Creation to my graveyard ! I also summon Fernando the 7th , Emperror of the Mystic Light ! “

“ Huh ? You can’t summon that ! It costs 11 mana and you have 9 mana , and besides you already used 7 of it to summon Romanoff ! “ the bully yelled .

“ Heh , fool ! Fernando the 7th’s cost can be reduced by the number of spells in my graveyard and I have 9 spells in my graveyard so ..... I SUMMON FERNANDO THE 7TH EMPERROR OF THE MYSTIC LIGHT ! And now that your field is complete empty , Ike Bega breack his shield ! “

“ Shield trigger I summon Aqua Surfer ! Send Neo Gryphis back to your hand ! “ the bully said . “ I still have one more chance ! I summon Marine Flower , Kelp Candle and Cuty Heart ! Cuty Heart will send Romanoff back to your hand ! Ike Aqua Surfer suicide with his Bega ! I end ! “

“ Heh , you poor unfortunate soul ! “ Ko said with a cold voice . “ I summon Alexander the 3rd , Emperror of the Demonic Eye ! Heh , I end ! “

“ He just ends ? “ Kai asked .

“ Why isn’t he attacking ? “ Jamira asked .

“ What do you think , Mr Lordi ? “ Amen asked .

“ Heh , the kid has talent , and he’s also ruthless , a really good bad guy . Lets see what the bully will do now ! “

“ You fool ! You should’ve summoned a blocker instead of Alexander ! I summon another Akashic the First Electro-Dragon ! Ike Cuty Heart breack his final shield ! Heh , on my next turn you’re finished ! “

“ Evreything went as I planned ! “ Ko said .

“ What the..... “

“ You fool were a pawn on my chessboard ! And now its checkmate time ! Fernando the 7th , Emperror of the Mystic Light evolve into DORBALLOM , LORD OF DEMONS ! “

A giant dark purple lightning hit Fernando the 7th turning him into the lord of the darkness civilisation , the red winged demon with 6 goat heads and 6 hands , Dorballom .

The giant demon stared towards the scarred mortal .

“ When Dorballom comes to the battlezone , all our non-dark creatures and mana are destroyed ! I’ll lose just 2 mana while you’ll lose ALL YOUR CREATURES AND MANA ! Ike Alexander the 3rd breack his final shields ! “

The bully took the shields in his hand . He didn’t get any shield trigger .

“ Dorballom , Lord of Demons TOTOMEDA ! “ Kokujo ordered .

Dorballom made a giant lazor ball and threw on the bully . The mortal fell in the river almost dead .

“ Horray , Kokujo won ! “ Jamira said .

“ He defended the honor of his favorite band ! “ Kai said .

“ So what do you say , ? “ Kita asked him .

“ The kid is good , and it seems that finally we can have some fun ! Guys we’re staying at this town for a while ! “ Mr Lordi said .

“ YAAAAY ! “ the other monsters cheered .

Mr Lordi stared at Dorballom . Dorballom also noticed Mr Lordi because of the great power he had . Both looked at each other for a while , then Dorballom sent a telepathic message to Mr Lordi telling him that he’s waiting for him at the park , at midnight . As always , Mr Lordi accepted the challenge .