1The next day in the cafeteria was soup day. Caren didn’t touch it, so she handed it over to Jacob, who loved soup. “Hey Caren”, Patrick said in a joking manner, “I bet your stomach is the largest organ in your body”. “Aw, no it’s not”! Caren said. “Prove it. And by the way, what the heck happened to my dozen donuts I bought 45 minutes ago?”

Finally Patrick and Caren decided on this plan. (Unfortunately for) Caren would be knocked unconscious, and then Patrick with a partner and his trusty camera, Alfredro, would go inside Caren, and Alfredro would take pictures with his amazing “PhotoShop powers”.

“Ew Patrick, there is no way I am going inside my best friend just so you can get 5 bucks and rescue Azteca the long-lost donut of the Aztecs.” “Please!” Patrick cried, ”He’s an Aztecan donut…- “That’s probably already been digested”, Sonya remarked. Finally, he convinced Sonya to go as a witness, and they got Caren unconscious (You can see shoe marks on her face and the back of her head). They went inside Caren, and suddenly Sonya heard Patrick fake-screaming with a green-screen behind him. “My God Patrick, what the nut are you doing?” “I’m making a movie called” Sky Diver BillyBob and the Kingdom of Red Bull”. In it, a guy jumps from a plane and crashes in a big condo serving granola bars and milk”.

Patrick saw Caren’s stomach, and it reminded him of the time he was in the Air Force and bombed a Soviet opera hall. From his MI6, the opera hall looked like an outhouse in a forest. But now he was on solid ground (in your girlfriend’s digestive track), with no MP-40, and no MI6. Well, at least there were no Russians. Patrick pulled out Alfredro and snapped photos until Alfredro was full of photographs.

“C’mon Sonya, we gotta rescue the Aztec donut”. “I don’t know. I mean, what if he’s got a gun or a spear or sword”? “I got my MP-40, a tribal African spear and a rapier I found after bombing Moscow I found in a military outpost under my bed. And I’m not complaining.”

After 20 minutes of wandering through stomach acids and digesting food, Patrick saw a seaming bit of gold. “I found Azteca the long-lost god of the Aztecan donuts!” “Aw Patrick, they had that golden ball contest at the Hollywood Connection 3 days ago. Maybe she was so consumed in The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull she had the golden ball and she accidentally swallowed it”. “How’d you know”? Patrick protested,” You and some other girl from your history class went and sat in the front row”.

While Patrick and Sonya argued about movies, golden balls, Jungle Cutters, and Caren eating popcorn, the gold began to rise from the stomach acids and revealed the half-eaten Aztec donut Azteca. “Silence fools”! The donut roared. “Who the crapare you?” Sonya questioned. “You have entered by force into stomach of Caren Velasquez, and now you must defeat the Aztec mummy, Zodiacosh. “Big deal, I can pour this one gallon jug of root beer out and then she’ll just burp us out and-““You knocked her unconscious. Remember?” “CRAP!” Patrick said. “Well then, I’m gonna wake her out of her “Black Sleep of the Kali Ma”. “How”? “By slamming the mummy against her. How would you do it”? “Attack!” The donut screeched. The mummy staggered toward Patrick when Sonya side-slammed the mummy against Caren’s stomach wall. Instantly the mummy pulled out a gun, a .22. Sonya reached and got an AK-47. She wanted to defeat the mummy, but didn’t want to risk hurting her best friend by punching through her stomach and/or give her lead poisoning. But the mummy was going to kill them if she didn’t do something. She pulled the cap off the root beer and held it behind the mummy’s head. And then she shot.

The bullet blasted his head off, and it fell in stomach acids and shriveled up like a leaf on fire. The bullet was contained in the cap of the bottle, and Sonya put it in her pocket. “NOW can I pour the root beer?! Can I Can I Can I Can I?” “No you numbskull! We have jetpacks from our S.O.A.R suits”. “Oh”, Patrick said.

After awhile, the escaped out her mouth, returned to normal size, and then Patrick drove to Blockbuster for a “surprise”. After awhile, at about , Patrick got back, with a Big-Mac for Jacob, root beer for Sonya and a donut for Caren. The movie was Patrick’s he green-screened in Caren’s stomach.