Telling You How It Is.

Volume I

Houroflead: Edward

ThisColony: Bella

T: We really want to play with the format of this fanfiction-ness. This is HoL's baby, and she just let me hang out and bother her. So. Most, if not all your praises, should be sung to her if you in fact enjoy the things we're about to put here. As far as I can tell these will be posted in short, quick, regular updates. We're kind of going about this in a more character driven way, I guess you could say? I don't know, I feel like a douche talking about this in such a way, so I'm gonna stop before I totally overwhelm you with that.

H:The both of us could disclaim this sucker to high heaven, but the truth is that we really shouldn't have to do that. This story wont be for everyone, and ThisColony and I are fine with that. We're also taking liberties with format, so if you want to tell us about all the things we're doing 'wrong', I assure you, you don't need to. We know. A big thank you to ThisColony for agreeing to do this with me, I promise the story is at least 89723489 times better.

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