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Author of 10 Stories

Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 08-10-09 - Published: 02-28-09 - id:4892991

30 stupid things Emmett has eaten

Don't worry he throws them up after

Edwards trees

spongebob squarepants

rose's pants … don't ask

a light bulb.. so he could shine in the dark as well as the sun

Mike Newton.. how he did that I don't know

bellas ipod and headphones… yummy crunchy

3 kilos of cheese in a minute

90 pairs of shoes

Harold Holt.. that's how he went missing

reneesmes laptop and mouse

all his clothes

a monkey

30 tubs of ice-cream in a hour

lets just say Carlisle is missing a lot of drugs

Esmes favorite coffee table

Paris Hilton

jasper… well tried to eat him

Alice's hair brush…number 45

number 5

a couch

the Christmas tree…. And everything on it

Gilly……. Edwards bird

a calculator

a newspaper…… because it had George bushes face in it

the ring Edward used to propose to Bella

king authors round table

a kookaburra

the Chinese flag

a saucepan filled with pasta…the actual saucepan..for Bellas dinner



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