|Mike and Edward Sitting in a Tree
Author: asper295 PM
Edward loses a bet. What will Emmett force him to do? How is Alice involved? Where is Bella? And what does Mike have to do with anything? Hilarity ensues. Slightly OOC. Canon pairings. Set after twilight but pre-new moon.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 03-21-10 - Published: 02-28-09 - id: 4893018
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Chapter 1: Wanna Bet?
Disclaimer: I might be pretty
I might be witty
I might own the world
According to my daddy's credit card
Though as sad as it will always be
These characters are property
of Stephanie Meyer.
Hehe. that made no sense. plus that was all lies, well except for the part about twilight and the characters belonging to SM. carry on.
Well we might be pretty, and we are certainly witty.......
yep there are three crazy people on this account.
As I glided among the trees heading back to my house, I glanced up to see the darkness break around me and the sun peak through the horizon. I was awestruck at the color that danced around the sun. As if Mother Nature was painting beautiful pinks, purples, yellows, and oranges on the sky. Although breathtaking, I could not focus on the dazzling sunrise, as I was still thinking about my Bella. I thought back with my photographic memory to the first day we met; her milk chocolate eyes fitting perfectly into her heart shaped face. Her delightful smell intoxicating my every sense. I stepped through our door to find my brother, Emmett, watching a game of football.
His mind was completely and utterly focused on the game. He made corrections of what the Raiders were doing wrong as he watched.
No, pass to the left, no the left!! COME ON!! I told you to pass to the left!
Although I knew Emmett heard me come in, his eyes remained glued to the screen.
I was in a hurry; every second longer I took was a second that I could spend with Bella. I attempted to run up to my room and change clothes when I heard Emmett snort.
"God damn it Edward! Why don't you just leave that poor girl alone! You couldn't stay away from her for a day," Emmett threw at me with a playful edge.
Of course I knew what he was going to say before he spoke it, but I swear Emmett liked to hear the sound of his own voice.
I started to protest, raising my counter defense. "If it was necessary and what Bella wanted I could."
"Oh, you're right Edward. Her being almost killed by vampires was just a light event," he stated, as began to roar with laughter.
"I COULD STAY AWAY FROM HER!" I snarled.
"Dare to test that theory, dear brother?" Emmett teased.
I searched for Alice with my mind, hoping to use my powers to my advantage. "Where is Alice, dear Emmett?" I mocked him.
Emmett snickered. "She left with Jasper on a hunting trip about an hour ago. Shame on you for wanting to cheat." He added with a scolding, maternal tone.
"DEAL." I curtly retorted. "You're on!"
Emmett raised his eyebrows and a smile shot across his face. "This is like cheating you. I almost feel bad... almost."
"Don't worry about me, I'll be fine" I replied with a smile.
"I wouldn't be so sure about that, you are going to get a hell of a punishment."
I cocked my head to the side drawing a confused expression across my face "What are you talking about, you mean when you lose you are going to get a hell of a punishment." And with that I ran at vampire speed up to my room, got changed and returned back within five seconds.
"Now if you will excuse me I am going to pick up . . ." I froze . . . ah.
Emmett laughed. "Not so easy is it Edward, already feel like giving up?"
I took a deep breath and suddenly heard Alice. Her voice was in a mocking tone.
Edward, what have you done?
Just then Alice stumbled through the door laughing with Jasper at her side sending off radiant bursts of humor.
I heard what Alice had seen and groaned. Emmett was right; this was going to be a punishment from hell.
I struggled to compose my face with Jasper sending off waves of hysterics. Emmett was already out. I drew a blank expression onto my face with great difficulty, grabbed my keys to the Volvo and said, "If I'm going to cave, I might as well do it thoroughly."
So with my dignity still intact--for now, I left with Alice, Jasper, and Emmett all shaking with laughter on the floor of the family room.
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