Can’t Get Rid of You

Riful: Sigh I’m bored……… Dauf!!!

Dauf: Yeah?

Riful: I’m bored!!!

Dauf: Ok….

Riful: Well, fix it!!!!

Dauf: …………. ‘K …………

Dauf stares at Riful without blinking. This goes on for several minutes.

Riful: What are you doing?! I told you to fix my boredom!!! Why are you just staring at me?!!!! (Her right eye starts twitching.)

Dauf: Ah! You blinked!!! I won!!! I won!!!

Riful: ……..WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BLINKED AND YOU WON?!!!!!!

Dauf: You said fix your boredom. So, I started the staring game.

Riful: The staring game? What’s that?!!!

Dauf: It’s where you stare at each other and the first person to blink loses.

Riful: …………. THAT’S THE STUPIDEST GAME I’VE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU TO DO SOMETHING THAT WOULD ELIEVATE MY BOREDOM!!!!!!! NOW DO IT!!!!!!!!

Dauf: (Mumbling) It’s not a stupid game. It’s a great game.

Riful: What was that?

Dauf: Nothing…..

Riful: That’s what I thought, now on with my entertainment.

Dauf looks around trying to think of something to do. However, since he is severely lacking a brain, thinking seems to be a task beyond him.

Riful: Well? I’m waiting……

Dauf: (Pained expression on his face) I’m thinking.

Riful: …….. Wow…….. I didn’t know you could do that without a brain………

Dauf: Oh! I know what I can do!!!

Dauf begins his attempt at tap dancing. Unfortunately, his weight causes the floor beneath him to weaken and he falls through it.

Riful: Dauf!!!!!!!!! Get back up here!!!!!!! If you think you can escape entertaining me, you’re in for a rude awakening!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riful reverts her left arm back into it’s awakened form and sends it down the hole dragging Dauf though it when she brings it back.

Dauf: Ok, this idea is better. You won’t be bored now!!!

Dauf starts growing a rod out of his back and pulls it out. He walks over to something that’s hanging from the ceiling. He looks back at Riful and smiles before ramming the rod into a mass hanging from the ceiling.

Riful: Hehehehehehe…….. Now, that’s more like it.

Meanwhile……………………….

“I can’t believe he did that again!!!!!!!!!”

“Well, he is pretty stupid. Simple things like this are a source of great amusement for him.”

“When I get out of here I’m going to fill him full of holes. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do, we’ll see how much he likes it then. Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Ummmmm……………… You know filling him full of holes won’t really solve anything.”

“What do you mean? Of course it will! It will make me feel better!!!! That’s all that matters!!!!”

“Well, it won’t really stop him from doing that though, will it? I mean, right now we can’t really stop him from doing that and we also don’t know if we’ll get out of here do we?”

“Well whose fault is that? Hmmm…… I wonder……. Let me think…..Oh yeah, that’s right!!! IT’S YOU’RE FAULT WE’RE STUCK IN HERE RAFAELA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S MY FAULT?!!! HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE MY FAULT LUCIELLA?!!!!”

“HMMM……. HOW COULD THIS BE YOU’RE FAULT?!!! THAT’S A TOUGH QUESTION!!! I DON’T KNOW IF I’LL EVER BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT ONE!!! OH WAIT, I CAN!!!! JUST WHEN I WAS GIVING MY BELOVED LITTLE SISTER, THAT I HAVEN’T SEEN IN YEARS, A HUG!!! YOU HUGGED ME TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!! THEN YOU LET YOUR YOKI FLOW INTO MY LIFELESS CARCASS AND STARTED TO ATTACH YOURSELF TO ME!!!!! NOW OUR BODIES ARE MERGING INTO ONE BODY AND I’M STUCK WITH YOU FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN THAT NOT BE YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Luciella screams stomping her foot.

“HEY, IT’S NOT LIKE I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!! BESIDES, IF WE’RE PLACING BLAME HERE IT’S JUST AS MUCH YOUR FAULT AS IT IS MINE!!!” Rafaella yells back jabbing her finger into Luciella’s face.

“WHAT?!!!!!! RAFAELA, HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE MY FAULT?!!!”

“WELL, IF YOU HAD BEEN PAYING ATTENTION IN OUR SOUL LINK LESSONS AND NOT PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIR, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE AWAKENED!!!!!”

“WHAT?!!!!! YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF BRINGING ME BACK, AND I MIGHT SAY THAT YOU COMPLETELY SUCKED AT DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Flailing her arms for emphasis.

“YEAH?!!!!!!!!! WELL SOOOOOO WHAT!!!! YOU TOOK OUT MY EYE!!!!!!!!”

“YOU KILLED ME AND THEN COMDEMED ME TO AN ETERNITY WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!”

“YOU TOOK OUT MY EYE, NOW WERE EVEN!! SO THERE HA!!!!!!”

“SO THERE…….HEY!!! THAT MORON DID IT AGAIN!!!!!”

“I already told you he’s stupid, therefore he finds pleasure in doing mindless things.”

“I’m not talking to you.” Luciella said turning her back to Rafaela.

“Well, that’s going to be pretty hard not to do. Since, we’re the only ones here and we’re going to be together forever.”

“Shut up! Don’t depress me further.”

“I thought you weren’t talking to me.”

“….I hate you!”

“……Oh, yeah I’m telling mom!” Rafaela sobs.

“NO WAY, I’M TELLING HER FIRST!!!” Luciella screams turning to face Rafaela. “THIS IS YOU’RE FAULT!!!!”

“I WAS ONLY TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF MY BELOVED BIG SISTER! I EVEN MANGAED TO CREATE THIS PORTAL SO THAT WE COULD WATCH WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THE REAL WORLD AND YOU’VE BEEN NOTHING BUT UNGREATFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rafaela screams with tears flowing down her face.

Back to the real world………..

Riful: Sigh That was fun. Seeing something get punched full of holes is always fun. Although, I’m not entirely sure if they can feel it, but it still is enjoyable to see it happen.

Dauf: See, I came up with a good idea.

Riful: Yes, for once you used what little brain you have and actually did something useful. I wonder……….

Dauf: What?

Riful: I was wondering if they can think.

Dauf: What do you mean?

RIful: Well, I was wondering if while in that state they can actively think, but just are oblivious to the outer world and only live inside their heads. If that’s the case, what do they do inside their own world all the time?

Back to the Rafaela and Luciela show………………

“OWWWWWWWW!!!! RAFAELA, STOP BITING ME!!!!” Luciella screams.

“THEN STOP PULLING MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rafaela screams back, albeit a bit muffled because she has Luciella’s arm in her mouth.

“LET GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“YOU FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE DROOLING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPER DROOL OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rafaela cackles spraying more drool over Luciella’s arm.

“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S ALL OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

She yanks on Rafaela’s hair so hard that it wrenches her mouth from Luciella’s arm. Luciella takes the opening and slings Rafaela’s face first into the ground.

“OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUCIELLA! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rafaela tries to get up but falls down again.

“YOU BIT ME AND THEN SLOBBERED ALL OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Luciella screams stomping her foot.

“SO WHAT!!! THAT DOESN’T WARRANT TRYING TO BASH MY BRAINS OUT!!!!!!” Rafaela launches herself at Luciella and tackles her to the ground.

“RAFAELLA! GET OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Luciella tries to push Rafaela off her, but is unsuccessful. Chomp! “OUCH!!! MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT’S WITH ALL THE BITING?!!!!!”

Luciella starts punching Rafaela in the head trying to make her loosen her grip. Unfortunately, the moment she started punching, Rafaela clenched her jaw tighter sinking her teeth deeper into Luciella’s arm. Luciella grabbed Rafeala’s arm and bit down as hard as she could. The act seemed to spark the “who can bite harder war” and the “war of who can take more pain”. After several minutes of drooling and gnawing, they both let go.

“I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” They both exclaim. “WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!” They yell at each other. “I SAID I WIN” They both yell again.

“HOW DID YOU WIN?!!!!!!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rafaela yells yanking Luciella’s hair.

“OUCH!!!!!!!! NO WAY, I WON!!!!!” Luciella screams digging her nails into Rafaela’s arm.

“OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Rafaela punches Luciella in the stomach.

“Ouf! RAFAELA! I’M THE OLDEST AND THAT MEANS THAT I ALWAYS WIN!!! IT ALSO MEANS THAT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME AND DO WHAT EVER I SAY” She kicks Rafaela in the shin. “WITH THAT BEING SAID, WHEN WE AWAKEN WE ARE GOING TO BE KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“NO WAY!!!!!! I TOLD YOU THAT WE WEREN’T GOING TO BE A STUPID KITTY!!!!!!!” She knocks Luciella’s feet out from underneath her.

Smack! Luciella slams her head into the floor.

“AGH!!!!!” She jumps to her feet.“WHAT’S WRONG WITH BEING A KITTY?!!! I WAS A KITTY BEFORE THIS WHOLE UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT OCCURRED!!!!!!!!” She slaps Rafaela’s arm.

“YOU HAD TWO TAILS AND CREEPY MOUTHS ALL OVER YOU BODY!!!!!!!!! HOW IS THAT NOT WRONG?!!!!!!!!!!!!!” She claws Luciella’s arm.“I WANT TO LOOK COOL!!! I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” She holds up a very badly drawn picture that has what looks like a two headed blob with barely recognizable wings on both sides.

“I REFUESE TO BECOME A TWO HEADED WINGED MUTANT!!!!!! I’M THE OLDEST AND I GET TO DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR CHANCE AS A KITTY!!!!! IT’S MY BODY TOO AND I SHOULD HAVE A SAY AND IT’S NOT A TWO HEADED WINGED MUTANT!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S LIKE A STATUE I SAW ONCE!!!! I JUST SUCK AT DRAWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” She stomps Luciella’s foot.

“OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S A TWO HEADED WINGED MUTANT IF I SAY IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

They both dive at each other and proceed to bite, stomp, slap, dig nails into each other, claw, kick, punch, knock legs out from underneath each other, tackle, slam heads into the ground, and any other underhanded and dirty fighting method they can think of. They only stop when Dauf stabs another rod into their bodies. They both pause their attempts to kill each other, Rafaela hands on Luciella’s pig tails and Luciella mid punch, to look at the portal.

“You know I really hate him.” Rafaela says still holding onto Luciella’s pig tails. “I’m beginning to like your idea of punching holes in him better and better.”

“See, you should listen to your older sister once in a while. I do come up with good ideas.”

“Well, at least we agreed on something.”

“Yeah, you know while we’re punching holes in people we should get Riful too. It’s her fault he’s doing it in the first place.” She says as she bends down to help Rafaela up.

Back to the Real World……….

Riful: Shivers

Dauf: Riful, what’s wrong?

Riful: Nothing, I just had a feeling that someone was planning on killing us………………….