Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, JKR does. JESUS. I know, can't you let me pretend - for a little bit?

No?

Fine - I hate you!!

No just kidding, now read ...

Hello, my name is Harry Potter. Last week, I participated in the Hogwarts talent show, doing an impersonation of Michael Jackson. To my disbelief I won first place. I had spent weeks and weeks perfecting my dances. I thought that everyone in the Great Hall was going to have a heart attack when I finally took off the hat. What did they think, that all I was good for was killing Voldemort?

Anyway, I'm not concerned with what happened during the show, it's what happened afterwards. My godfather kissed me. How am I supposed to feel about that? Worst of all, some annoying fan of mine walked over right after and asked for an autograph. Then when I was done signing his photo {Where on earth did he get one?}, I turned to tell Sirius that I enjoyed the kiss and would love to go out with him, but he was gone. He hadn't even said anything. What the hell?

Now I don't know what to do. Everyone is kissing me for god's sake! Just now, I received a kiss from Remus. What's come over these people? I'm the same person I was before, and this didn't use to happen!

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Harry Potter pulled back from the kiss he'd just gotten from Remus Lupin, his love's best friend! Remus looked at Harry hungrily. Harry thought about everything that was wrong with what was going on right now. 'I love Sirius, so why am I still here?? He used to be my professor, a sort of mentor. So why am I enjoying this?' Harry quickly forgot all about those ideas as Remus spoke his name in a husky voice, "Harry," Remus' voice had a strange affect on Harry.

Harry loved him too, he realized.

Being too confused to do anything more than moan, Harry clung on tightly to Remus as he was carried up the stairs of 12 Grimmuald Place, into his own room. Remus ventured lower on Harry's body and began licking and sucking the flawless skin at the base of Harry's neck. Harry was writhing beneath Remus at every touch. Hey, he was only a virgin. 'God, this feels so good! I love him, oh my god, I love him!' Harry said to himself.

Hastily, both Harry and Remus scrambled out of their clothes. Now they were both naked. The feel of bare skin on bare skin made Harry moan. As the need to come became unbareable, Harry lied back on the bed and grabbed his cock. Instantly, he moaned and bucked up into his hand. "Fuck." Remus said breathlessly. "That's so freaking hot." He growled and watched Harry stroke himself.

Impatiently, Remus swatted Harry's hand away and took him into his mouth. Harry let out a scream of shock and pleasure.

They didn't even notice Sirius worried voice, "Harry? What's going on?" Remus continued sucking Harry off, while Harry continued moaning and saying things like, 'Oh God yes.' and 'Feels so good' They even completely ignored the fast footsteps running up the stairs, signalling an interruption. Sirius was on the other side of the door now, not that Harry or Remus took the time to realize this fact. Sirius was about to open the door when he heard screams - of pleasure, of course, but he didn't know that - and became panicked. "Harry, are you alright?" He asked frantically.

Not recieving an answer, Sirius opened the door. Remus and Harry hadn't remembered to lock it. Convenient. Sirius walked into the room, still not knowing what was going on. He spotted Harry and some other man sucking Harry off. Sirius felt tears in his eyes. 'Of course he'd find someone.' If Sirius had looked more closely, he would've of recognized his best mate sucking his crush off."Uhm, I'll just go now." He turned to leave when suddenly he heard his name called.

Harry eyes burst open and he gasped, "Sirius!" the other man turned his head. Sirius gasped, "Remus?" he asked disbelievingly. Now he was mad. Remus had promised him that he wouldn't try anything on Harry. What happened to that? "What the fuck? What happened to that promise you made? I thought that - you said you wouldn't, I wanted - UGH!" Sirius said finally.

Remus looked at Sirius shamefully, "I know, but this kid is so fucking gorgeous! I couldn't help myself." He chuckled lightly at Harry's deep blush. After this, Harry piped up with. "And who says that you get to control who I make out with - brings me back to the talent show last week - and who I fuck with. It's my decision, not yours. So fuck you!" Harry said as he gathered his clothes and left for the bathroom. He just couldn't stand to be in the same room as him.

Sirius stared at the space before him where Harry had just vacated. 'God, maybe I should just give him some space. It might kill me, but I'll try.' With that, he muttered an apology to Remus and went downstairs, trying to stay out of Harry and Remus' way.

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A/N - Was that terrible or what?? Yeah I know. Anyway, review please! You know how hard I worked on this? This one was entirely me, by the way. I don't know what the plan is for the next one. Guess you'll have to find out. MWAHHAHAHAHAHA *cackles evilly*