AN: This will be collection of stand-alones in every chapter. Characters from the Being Brothers Series/Saga. Some of them funny, some not so much and some basically just a collection of ramblings among the brothers when they are together or when they are separate from each other. Technically, this is going to be one-shots congregating in one book.

A What?

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It was a sunny Saturday afternoon in the Lincoln Plains. It was stormy and a freaky hurricane was rampaging its way around somewhere else , but the weather can't get any sunnier in the Plains. 15 year olds Sam and Jake Winchester and adoptive brother Gabe Stahl --- collectively known as the triplets, just paraded into the house through the kitchen door where three of their big brothers have been hanging out half the day. Even before the triplets had become visible through the window in the kitchen, Nathan, Kel and Pierce --- also known as triplets themselves but are actually the real deal as opposed to the three younger boys; could already tell that the three boys are coming. They could already hear the younger ones arguing about something. It has been a normal occurence lately when those three are hanging out. But it's mostly innocuous;harmless little banters and bickers here and there. Sometimes, the older boys even find the younger triplets' disagreements as a source of amusement and enjoyment among them when they get bored.

On more than one occassion, with Dean mostly as the ring leader, with his troop behind him -- comprising of the original triplet version and Jeremy, as a team, they would gather up the younger ones and make - up stories or dig up past grievances involving the knock- off triplets, after a little kindling here and there -- it then usually picks up from there. Sam, Jake and Gabe would spend the rest of the afternoon bantering and arguing in front of their big brothers while the older boys ate pop corn and root on their own respective team. Sam would always and always get Dean's vote; Gabe, Jeremy's and Nate's--while Jake would always have Kel and Pierce rallying behind him.

Sam often won the argument before; he just bats them his arsenal puppy dog look and Jake and Gabe turn into pudding. But after awhile, of course in the later part---both Jake and Gabe caught on. And every time they feel that Sam is about to launch his attack on them -- they launch their own on him. They take turns actually, on pulling their own arsenal on Sam. They argue and argue and Bam! Before Sam knows it, Jake pulls his very own patented 'please pity-me pouting look', while Gabe does his 'koala bear' latch on the kid. Sam immediately goes down right away on either of those.

"Hey hey hey----" Pierce calls out to the young ones, grabbing Gabe by the arm when the little guy had to go to the fridge to grab himself a bottle water. Sam and Jake who were both already at the swinger had to come back for the Stahl boy. "---are you guys alrgiht?" he asks.

"You sound like you're having a little argument or disagreement there?" Nathan, who was just handed a sandwich by Kel who made one for him and Pierce, joins in before taking a big bite off it. Jake makes a face to that remark from one of his big brothers as he made his way from beside Sam, around the counter top where Kel, Pierce and Nate are and found a spot next to the youngest older version triplets.

"Oh you're not making money off us anymore!" Jake says, latching a hand on Nate's wrist -- catching his big brother's eyes, "May I have a bite?" he asks of the sandwich that was in Nathan's hand, he gets a nod. After which he resumes talking with a cheek full of sandwich. "Thanks." he says to Nathan.

"No problem, Jakey." Nate says. "So what were you saying?"

"Oh right," Jake says distractedly while hanging his arm around Nate's neck. "As I was saying, myself, baby boy and baby girl there---" referring to Sam and Gabe who are on either side of Kel making a sandwiches for them, but is having a hard time since both younger boys kept distracting him with additions and subtractions to the ingredients here and there; and yet doesn't seem like he minds at all. "---hey! You two! Over here!" he calls out to the two. Sam and Gabe, after Jake snaps his fingers at them, immediately look up; mayo and mustard on their faces. And licking their fingers on the side.

"Yeah, Jake?" Gabe asks. "What are we talking about?"

"How we're on to them making money off us every time when they catch us having one of our many disagreements." Jake replies.

"Right." Gabe turns to look up at Kel beside him, putting mayo on the sandwich for the Stahl boy. "You guys revolt me."

"Hey!" Kel frowns, "They basically just make me join them you know...most of the time." he reasons. "I revolt you?"

Gabe looks at him with arched brows. They stare each other down for seconds before Gabe eyes the sandwich on the plate that Kel just finished.

"Did you make that one with the moist center that I like a lot?" Gabe asks.

"With a big slice of turkey in the middle too!" Kel replies. Gabe's face breaks into a big smile, his forehead smoothing out, and then he hugs Kel around the waist while snatching the sandwich along the way. "You like me again, little man?" the older boy asks. The little guy pulls away while biting on the sandwich.

"Always." Gabe says with a smile.

"You spoil each other way too much--you two, it's annoying." Jake blurts out from across the counter top from them.

"Hey Jakey, do you think you can take me out for a spin in your new ride again, man?" Pierce calls out randomly from in between reading a book and eating the sandwich Kel made. Jake without so much as a blink immediately says 'yes' ; totally clueless to that fact that he was spoiling Pierce just as much as Pierce spoils him and as much as their brothers spoil each other.

"Like I said, we are on to you guys. There is no way you are going to mooch money off us again." Jake says. "But if you ask me nicely...that will be a different issue altogether. I am actually a little brother with a big heart. Ask me for anything and you got it."

"Like our very own genie." came a snarky voice coming into the kitchen from the den where he has been lounging for half an hour watching a rerun of baywatch. What he said made the rest snicker, even Jake who immediately agrees with him. He has been there two seconds when he notices that his side is still empty. He eyes Sam who is still waiting for his sandwich to be done; he clears his throat which made the kid look up and the rest to shake their heads and roll their eyes at the middle brother.

"Just a second Dean. My sandwich is almost done. I'll be right there." Sam says, holding a hand up.

"Sam!" Dean barks. "I let you frolic around with those two the whole day and this is the thanks I get?" referencing himself allowing Sam to spend time with Jake and Gabe.

"The whole day?" Pierce bats without taking his eyes off his book, "Those three have barely hung out half an hour and here you are whining about it already? Jerk!"

That owned him a kick on the foot by Dean. Sam, after being handed the sandwich by Kel, after he says thanks with a hug; was off to Dean's side soon after. The middle brother eyes him while the kid looks at him warily, while taking a bite on the sandwich. After awhile Dean's face smoothens out and Sam smiles in between the chewing he was doing.

"We good now, Deanie?" he asks after he swallowed the food in his mouth.

"Just don't do that again, and we're golden." Dean says. "Put me second to a freakin' sandwich I mean."

"How 'bout next to it, Dean?" Sam says while latching an arm around Dean's neck. "Would you still be mad if I put you next to it?"

Their brothers all found that funny, it didn't even matter if Dean all glared at them for it. They enabled. They laughed.

"No, Sammy! We're not gonna be okay by then, alright?" Dean says, "Just me up there. No sandwich. Nothing."

"But what if it's a real good sandwich Deanie? Like the ones Kel make?" Sam defended before taking another bite and holding it up for Dean to bite too." Taste it..."

"No." Dean says. Three beats and Sam launches the arsenal to his disposal. And Dean is a melted candle in the furnace. "Wow, this is really good! Dude, did you really make this?" he asks Kel who smiles proudly.

"So it's okay for you and the sandwich to share the spotlight now, man?" Nathan asks.

"Still a no." Dean says. The brothers chuckle, even Sam.

"I was kidding, Deanie." he says. Dean ruffles the kid's hair.

"I know, baby." Dean replies.

"By the way Dean, it seems these guys here have somehow figured out our little scheme, man." Pierce says.

"Which one?" the middle brother asks while making his spot on the stool next to Nathan; Sam standing next to him, sharing the sandwich with him. The younger triplets frown and gasp to that. "Kidding! There's just one, alright?" he turns to Sam, "Just one, baby."

"Yeah well, it's over now! You're caught!" Gabe says.

"We'll just have to find a new one then." Dean says with a cocky smirk.

"What were you guys arguing about when you came in earlier anyways?" Kel asks while putting back the stuffs he made the sandwiches for back in the fridge. "It sounded serious."

"No making money off us and rooting on us?" Jake asks.

The big brothers crossed their hearts, Sam included.

"We're you making money off us too, Sam?" Jake asks. Sam shakes his head. "Then just them, alright?" he scolds, but Sam just dismissed him with a bite of his sandwich.

"So what is it already?" Nate asks.

"Well, we were wondering that since Ted won't be letting us borrow his mutt anymore--" Jake began, "---all thanks to Sam there."

"How was I supposed to know that watercolor paint wasn't water-based?" Sam defended, "It says water-based!"

"Anyways, " Jake cuts in, "---in lieu to that, we were talking amongst ourselves earlier on whether Dean here would let us have a labradoodle." he turns to Dean, "I said that would be a negatory right there. But Sam here thinks otherwise, just cause his Deanie loves him enough to let him have it."

Sam takes Dean by the chin and turned his big brother's face towards him. "You're gonna let me have a labradoodle, aren't you Dean?"

"Of course, baby!" Dean says immediately which made Sam smile happily, only it was short lived since Dean quickly added. "What's a labradoodle?"

That had the older triplets laughing out loud with Gabe and Jake.

"It's a doggie, Deanie."Sam replies.

"No it's not!" Dean defended with an arched brow, lop-sided grin and a smirk."Labradoodle..." he mocks.

"Yes it is, Dean!" Sam says, "It's a cross breed between a labrador and a poodle. Labradoodble!"

Dean mocking grin slowly turns into a suspicious look as he eyes his brothers, from Kel to Sam. He was expecting them to reveal the punchline anytime then, only they were serious.

"There's a labradoodle?" Dean blurts.

"Mmhm." his brothers chorus.

"And that is my word of the day!" Dean says, his face breaking into a big handsome grin. "Labradoodle."

"You letting Sam still have one now, Dean" Jake asks.

"Hell no!" Dean says, holding on to the smile on his face.

"Pay up!" Jake hold his hand up to Gabe who was rooting for himself to win.

"Deng!" Gabe gruntles.

"Baby girl????"cue a chorus from his brothers.

END