AN: This will be collection of stand-alones in every chapter. Characters from the Being Brothers Series/Saga. Some of them funny, some not so much and some basically just a collection of ramblings among the brothers when they are together or when they are separate from each other. Technically, this is going to be one-shots congregating in one book.

Pregnant And Married

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Dean is seen flirting with a pretty red-headed girl at the third aisle as he was grabbing himself a soda from the mini mart fridge. He was enroute to his little brother waiting for him at the check out counter when he ran into her; he has been distracted ever since. After Sam saw this when he went scanning for his big brother with his eyes and found him like that--that's when the kid's mischievous side rears its ugly head. He smirks snarkily to himself making the pretty cashier look at him with a musing look on her pretty face, which after Sam caught as he was paying up with his own money and caught the girl looking at him funny found this to be embarrassing. He grins rather shyly to this while grabbing the items in the bag in one arm while receiving the change with his free hand.

"Dean can be quite something around the ladies, huh?" she says which made Sam double take after hearing her mention his big brother's name like she knows him. Before Sam could even say anything or ask anything, she beats him to the punch. "I went out with him once." she says, "I'm Danneel."

"Oh, hi! Hi, Danneel!" Sam says politely while offering his hand to her which she took. The kid has only heard of his big brother mention going out with a Danneel before, and meeting her in the flesh like that -- it was a bit surprising to Sam. A welcomed one. And being the only ones in the store at the moment, it wasn't gonna be a hassle should the girl enable talking to Sam and fraternizing for awhile. "I'm--I'm Sam. Dean's--"

"Little brother."she finishes, "It's easy to tell you were him, Sam. With the way he is with you--" he says in reference of Dean to Sam. "--how he dotes on you. It was a dead give-away really!"

"You know about me?" the kid asks incredulously.

"Sure, I do." she says. "When me and your big brother went out that one time---years ago. I think we were both fifteen that time...all he ever did was talk about his baby brother. That was you. His little Sammy, as he usually would fondly refer to you."

Sam turned red in the face as his eyes wandered towards Dean who was still surprisingly unaware that he was being watched and his side has been 'Samless' for quite a time already. The kids brown pair goes back to Danneel, a girl who Sam was his big brother's age. She was wearing a big warm friendly smile on her face as she was looking at Dean down the aisle; and then her eyes went back to Sam.

"He has every right to talk about you the way he did back then, kid." Danneel says, "You're such a darling! No wonder he loves you big time." the girl added while reaching in and pinching Sam on the cheek playfully. Sam could just stand there, turning even more redder in the face.

"If you don't mind my asking---I mean, we've been coming here a lot for a time now...how come I don't see you and Dean say even a word to each other? It's like you don't know each other at all."Sam says. "He did mention about you one time before--"

"He did?" she asks with a single brow perking and then she softly chuckles. Sam nods in response, "Well, we did sort of made a deal about forgetting about each other altogether after that one date, Sam. You know? For fear of the Ice Queen She-devil Maureen Smithers. Since that time, we never spoke or even look each other in the eye."

"But that was a long time ago?" Sam says, "Maureen and Dean had already stopped being together when we I started coming in here. How come--"

"I guess we just got used to it, Sam." Danneel says.

"Oh." Sam says and then he grimaces from out of nowhere, "Oh god, I am so sorry for being nosey." he says, "I'm really sorry if I made you uncomfortable or anything. I'm not one usually...just right now. And it's gonna be the last time, I promise." he says genuinely which made the girl softly chuckle.

"Don't worry about it, Sam." she says. "So, is he going out with anybody right now?"

"He hasn't been for a long time." Sam says, "Just with me." he added.

"Showing you off?"

"Nooo," Sam wrinkles his nose to her playfully, "---it's more like babysitting set-up or something. But I'm not a baby or anything!" he quickly added.

"Oh I don't know about that!" Danneel says to tease and then she chuckles. "It's really nice to have finally met you, Sam. I am really glad I did."

"Me too. I'm glad to meet to you too, Danneel." Sam says, shaking her hand again. "Uh---I think I better go now and hide or something." the kid says.

"Gogogo!" Danneel says, shooing Sam away in a hushed tone.

Down the aisle, with Dean and the red-head.

"So," the girl says while running her fingers onto Dean's cheek, "...what time are you gonna pick me up for the movies later, baby?"

BABY...

Dean's eyes widened. And then his head spun to his side---then his eyes scanned the place around him;no Sam. NO BABY.

"I-uh just realized how much I hate movies, sweetheart!" he says to the girl, "I'll see yah!" and with that he was bolting down the aisle toward the counter where he saw Sam had been earlier. But there was no Sam there either. Danneel who was watching him the whole time, could not help but want to laugh out loud at the reaction of finding himself without Sam was doing to Dean. She even did not fail to see how easy it was for Dean to dismiss the girl that he had been flirting with earlier---it was comical. But at the same time, Danneel was in admiration at how much dedication and love the Winchester boy has for his little brother, his little Sammy.

Dean was spinning around in his spot a few feet from the check out counter, looking for Sam with just his eyes this time, when...

"Dropped something?" Danneel calls out. Dean looks up and their eyes met. He grimaces while walking towards her direction. "So did you?"

"Well, not technically dropped. More like misplaced." Dean says wryly while swiping his palm to his nape. He smirks. "Hey do you realize that you're actually talking to me here?"

"Yeah, well---I am more surprised you're talking to me in return." she says.

Dean smirks. "Yeah, it's been awhile, huh? Since we last did this." he wiggles his fingers between them to reference their conversation. "How long has it been? 2-3 years?"

"Four." Danneel replies.

"Wow, that long, huh?" Dean says.

"Yeah."

"So, you--seeing anyone right now?" the boy asks while running circles on the counter in front of them both.

"Uh, Dean..."

"Hm?"

"Weren't you missing something just then?" Danneel points out.

"Oh my god! Seriously, what is that?" Dean gasps in reference to how easily he is distracted lately, "I got to go, Danny." he then smirks, "Danny..." he says to himself while shaking his head in amusement at the use of 'Danny' since he just recalled the other 'Danny'. His 'Danny'--- the brother kind. And then he turns to Danneel again, "Danneel. I'll see you."

"Bye Dean." she says with a hand wave.

He easily found Sam popped on the mustang's hood, looking at him--grinning. Their grocery bag sitting on the hood next to him. Dean, when he got closer, found a spot in front of the kid and looked at him with a big frown on his face; and then it turns into a wry grin.

"So," Dean began with a wry smirk, "..I kind of wandered and cheated on you a bit in there, didn't I?" Dean starts, "You want me to grovel on gravel?"

"Nah, it's okay Dean." Sam says while giving Dean a pat on the chest. "I'm not the jealous type."

"Yeah, but I am."

Sam looks around himself and then at the bag of groceries beside him. He wraps an arm around it and then he turned to Dean.

"We are just friends, Deanie." Sam says referring to the bag, "I would never cheat on you with a bag of groceries. I promise."

Dean chuckles to this while swiping Sam's face with his palm. "Wise ass!" he says, "Come on? Let's get back! I bet Lizzie is all cranky by now! You got the diapies, right?"

"Mmhm. "Sam says while getting off the car hood. Dean swipes the bag in his arm while he waited for Sam to get to the passenger side of the mustang.

"The things we do for our big brother, baby!" Dean blurts out when he got behind the wheel and stuffing the bag at the back seat.

"I love doing errands for Ted, Dean." Sam says, "And with Danny who's gonna be a dad himself in a few months---I can't wait doing errands for him too!"

"Oh baby?? Why'd you have to do that for him too?" Dean whines, "I mean he has Kel and Nathan. And Jacob!" he points out vehemently, "What are they around for, huh?"

"They're called our brothers, Dean."

"No! Sammy, no!" Dean spat, "What those three gonna be around for? To run errands for that jerk for marrying ahead before I did!"

Sam chuckles.

"Dean, I thought we were over that?" Sam says, "Danny and Sonja got secretly married over a year ago! You can't still be brooding over that?"

"I thought I was over it too, but it turns out, Sammy---" Dean says, "---I'm not!"

"Dean, when you do get married one day and have a kid of your own---I'm gonna do all your errands for you!"

"You're not getting married before I do?"

"Nope." Sam says.

"Pinky promise?" Dean says while holding his pinky up which Sam meets with his own.

"Pinky promise." Sam says.

When they got home, Sam was walking alongside Dean when he turns to his big brother with a bag of groceries in his arm.

"Dean, I have a question."

"Who's Pinky?" Dean says. Sam walks ahead of the older boy and puts his hands on the boy's shoulders to halt him halfway up the path.

"We've been hanging out with each other way too much, Deanie." Sam says.

"Seriously, you were going for 'Pinky'?" Dean asks.

"Mmhm." Sam nods.

"Man?? I guess we have, huh, Sam?"

"So, you think we should take a break from each other for awhile?" Sam suggested.

"What do you think, baby?" Dean asks.

Three beats later,

"Nah!!!"

When they got inside the house, they found everybody in the den. JW, the couple--Eloise & DJ with Maryliz in her arms, the Stahl brothers, Jake and Gabe, Nate and Kel---and they are all looking at the direction of Sonja, red in the face and hugging herself and Pierce, in his bathrobe, looking all flushed and dripping wet and standing on the other side of the room from them.

Walking in the den towards the family, Dean and Sam's eyes went from one group to the other.

"Alright, what happened here?" Dean asks.

That's when Sonja started to ramble in her native french language which Jake was game enough to turn to his family for to translate.

"Uh--let's see if I got everything..." he starts, "...she called Danny a peeping tom and a big jerk--"

"WHAT?" Pierce blurts out, "I'M A PEEPING TOM AND A JERK?"

"Oui!" Sonja spat angrily, still hugging herself and eyeing Pierce judgingly. In turn Pierce eyes her judgingly while wrapping his robe around him tighter. And then she goes on rambling incoherently again to which everybody turns to Jake for to provide the subtitles.

"She says, you just ruined her innocence or something. And she was actually waiting til after the wedding to..." Jake's eyes widened all of a sudden and then his face breaks into a big teasing look at Pierce "...seriously? You haven't done the deed yet?" and then he chuckles to gloat.

Pierce gasps to that as his eyes went to Sonja. The same general reaction was shared by everybody. Eloise, even shoves his wife and daughter towards the direction of the kitchen to avoid further inappropriate confessions and what not. Dean, Jeremy and Kel were all chuckling with Jake, but not Gabe, not Nathan and especially not Sammy. Neither was JW and Eloise who just came back to the den after telling his chuckling wife to stay in the kitchen with Maryliz.

"Alright, since clearly this has been an accident---" JW started, "---Daniel, before this escalates, why don't you apologize to Sonja for what happened?"

"But daaddd???" Pierce whines.

"You practically just ruined the surprise for her or something, Danny---" Jake blurted in between chuckles which Eloise grabbed him in a nuggie for, dragged and shooed towards the kitchen after his wife. Jake obliges but not without laughing out loud to gloat on Pierce as he disappeared behind the swinger door.

"So did Danny boy walk in on Sonja taking a shower or something?" Dean asks while propping his butt on the small couch, bag of groceries handed to Nathan along the way which Nate handed to Kel---who handed it to Jeremy who handed it to Gabe who handed it to JW, who upon receiving the bag from little Gabe could just turn to mush after the Stahl boy looks him in the eyes and says 'thank you, daddy.'

"No, it was----" Jeremy started to reply but Dean resumes talking.

"I mean, what is the big deal?" Dean continues. "It's normal for couples to see each other in their birthday suits!"

"What??"" JW spat.

"Right, cause normal couples always practice nudity in front of each other every time they're together, is that right, Dean?" Eloise scoffs sarcastically, after which when he realized what he just did---turns on his heels and disappeared into the kitchen all red in the face.

"They're married! What is the big deal?" Dean reasons.

"WHAT????" JW spat louder this time.

"Married???" Pierce and Sonja turn to Dean standing next to each other. And then to each other, before turning to Dean again.

"Danny, you jerk!" Kel growls. Pierce turns to him and gapes. Nathan was sharing the same growl on Kel's face.

"You're even having a baby too real soon, guys." Sam added. Sonja grabs her tummy with Pierce looking at it before meeting her eyes.

"You're pregnant?" Pierce spat."But we didn't---I haven't..." he rambles.

"I know!!!" she replies.

"They hitched in secret or something?" Jeremy asks, "I'm confused."

"Daniel, is there something you are not telling me?" JW demanded.

"Or me?" Kel cuts in.

"And me?" Nate too.

"I don't even know what those two are even talking about!" Pierce groans confusedly.

"No guys, we've all known about for quite awhile now guys." Dean says to their family, "Let's not get over dramatic here."

They all turn to him and Sam who was sitting on the arm rest next to Dean.

"Uh, Dean---" Sam starts.

"Yeah, Sam?"

"Like I said, we've been hanging around each other way too much." Sam whispers.

"What do you mean?"

"I think what we are talking about, where Sonja and Danny are married and having a baby?" Sam says, "I think it was the dream I had and told you about, Dean...she doesn't look pregnant at all right now. Or married."

When they both look up, they caught Pierce putting his hands palm up in front of him. "And?" he asks.

"Bad dream." Dean says wryly.

"You two can get really nuts sometimes do you know that?" Pierce points out.

"So, who tom peeped on who again?" Dean says to avert the spotlight away from him and Sam.

"She did!" Pierce point at Sonja. "Walked-in on me while I was wading in the tub and she's acting like I walked in on her!"

"Oh god is that what really happened?" Jeremy asks.

"Sonja, is this true?"JW does too. "Daniel didn't walk in on you?"

"In a bathrobe here----hellloooooo?" Pierce waves his hand in the air and points at himself. "And she is fully clothed people!"

She wrinkles her nose at them in response--her face even redder.

"It was an accident." she defended."I didn't mean to...and it's not like I saw everything...or anything."

"SONJA!!!!" cue the chorus from the boys.

"Whaaat????" she whines.

THE END