A/N: Wow, I haven’t updated in a while :/ I blame school. so please don’t be too mad that I probably won’t update ‘The Greatest Road Trip Ever’ until the end of March. THIS on the other hand will be updated every two weeks starting today.

Hyuuchiha Universe belongs to SpammishRice. I have permission from her to use the idea and plot. Rock on, SpammishRice..

Enjoy

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Itachi sat in his regular spot in the dining room of the Head Family’s home. Sasuke sitting directly across from him, blinking rapidly at him. Fukagu carefully sipped his tea and studied his two sons. Mikoto finished washing breakfast dishes and started back towards the table to join her family.

KNOCK, KNOCK!

“Ah, right on time. Itachi, please answer the door.” Fukagu placed his tea back on the table.

“Hai, Otosan.” Itachi stood up and walked to the door. Sliding it with little force, he looked up to see a shinobi courier with creepy sunglasses and a hat with the numbers, 7331.

“Special delivery for Uchiha Fukagu!” He chirped happily. Itachi raised an eyebrow, then put a confused expression when he saw the ‘package’.

“Uh… Tousan… I know Kaasan said she wanted to have more kids… but isn’t mail-order children a bit much?” Itachi questioned his father when two children, around Sasuke’s age he guessed, appeared in front of him.

“Just confirm the package is complete, please.” Fukagu clenched his eyes together. Genius son, my ass.

“CAN WE KEEP THEM?” Sasuke smiled. Suddenly, the taller of the two ‘mail-order’ children pulled out a scroll and gave it to Itachi. He opened it and read its contents silently.

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S.C.S

Shinobi Courier Service

Packing Slip

- One Hyuuga Child (female)

Name: Hyuuga Hinata

- One Hyuuga Child (male)

Name: Hyuuga Neji

If the package you received is damaged, incomplete, or otherwise not accurate according to this packing slip, please inform the courier immediately. Depending on the situation, we offer the options of return service or disposal.

Thank you.

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“So does everything match the packing slip, Itachi?” Fukagu asked, eyeing the two Hyuuga’s in front of his eldest son.

“Please Tousan? I promise to take REALLY good care of them! I’ll feed them and clean them, and they can sleep on the floor next to my bed, and if they poo on the carpet, Kaasan won’t mind cleaning it up, and if she doesn’t want to, she can make Itachi do it--” Just guess who said that.

“Shut up, Sasuke.” Fukagu stopped his rambling son.

“Uh…looks about right, Tousan. Two Hyuuga children: one girl, one boy…” Itachi noticed the gleam in his Kaasan’s eyes.

“Huh. Okay. One girl, and one boy. Well, there’s two of them. Girl, and boy… or boy…and that’s the girl? Dammit, freaking Hyuugas and their androgyny. Hmm, no ages listed on the packing slip… the girl is listed first though. Does that mean the girl is older? Okay, long-haired kid is obviously older. But damn, she looks like a brat. Crap, give her a few years and she’ll be a regular Crabby McBitchpants. God, how much does this kid spend on hair products? She can’t be much older that Sasuke, maybe a year older at most… The boy looks nice enough, quiet too. Thank God, Sasuke is enough, don’t need another over-confident, asinine little boy… Wait a second, why the hell did the Hyuugas send us kids in the first place?!” Mikoto rambled. Itachi thought for a second about what this new adventure might entail.

“Cripes, do you know what this means for our already limited bathroom time? And who the hell in their right mind ships their children to another family? Seriously, they couldn’t give them to people without children? What the fu--” Itachi’s voice was drowned out by Sasuke trying to make friends with the ‘boy’ his age.

“So now that you’re staying, we can hang out, eat sandwiches, play ninja, go fishing, steal Aniki’s underwear and give them to those weird girls who wait in the bushes, chase squirrels, cross streams…”

“W-What??” The ‘boy’ stuttered. Meanwhile Mikoto was running her fingers through the ‘girl’s’ long brown hair.

“Oh sweetie, we’re going to have so much fun! We’ll play with dolls, have tea parties… Oh! Let me see if I still have my old hair ribbons from when I was a little girl!”

“I’M A BOY!!!” The, now confirmed, boy yelled. The silent Fukagu thought about his predicament.

‘Hiashi, you are a dead man… I wonder if the Nara clan needs kids…’

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A/N:

WELP THERE it is! This is just the first of many chapters in the ongoing adventure of our heroes!

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That was random.

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