Beetho: Back and revised! Now that I’m restarting and putting all my stories back up, I’m putting all my oneshots back up too. So yes, this IS a oneshot.

Heylin Cooking Show

Cue Emril Live Music!

Chef Chase: Greetings and welcome to 'A Heylin cook Show'!! Today, our special guest is ... Drum roll, please – drummer in the corner starts a slow and raising beat – . . .Dojo Kanojo Cho!!

Cue huge spot light on Dojo!

Dojo: Hey, there! So, what's on the menu today, Chef Chase?

Chef Chase: Oh, nothing special. . .Just a little soup recipe that I learned a long while back. . .

Dojo: Mm. . .Soup! Great! You better get cookin', 'cause I haven't eaten anything today!!

Chef Chase: Whatever you say Dojo, what ever you say – smirks – (Authoress: Somethin' smells fishy...; Chase: Really? I thought it smelled scaley. . .)

Dojo: Oh, by the way ,can I get front row seats to the cookin'?I wanna take notes! ^^

Chef Chase: That can be arranged quiiiiiite easily. . .

Cue Dojo sitting in ‘hot tub’ ‘near’ the stove.

Dojo: KEWL!! Literally front row seats! I'm-a sittin' in a pool!

Chef Chase: Yes. . .Cool indeed. . . – puts chopped up vegies in Dojo’s ‘pool’ –

Dojo: Er, Chase. . .why are you putting vegies in the, uh. . .pool. . . . .– shiver shiver shake shake –

Chef Chase: – growls – It's a bowl of soup you halfwit...

Dojo: Ooooh. That was the beautiful aroma I - HEY, HEY, HEY, WAIT ONE DARN MINUTE!! BOWL OF SOUP?!?

Cue Chase chuckling.

Chef Chase: Why, yes. Did I fail to mention I was making Lao Meng Lone Soup?

Dojo: Lo-Loa- LOA MENG LONE SOUP?!? YES! – jumps in air,waves arms crazily,and starts to run –

Chef Chase: DOJO, COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!

Dojo: NO! NEVEEEEEER !! I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR DINNER. . .AGAIN!!

Chef Chase: TOO BAD!! CCOOMMEEE BAACCKKK!!!

Beetho: That’s it. ^^ Not much changed really. . .R&R Please. :)