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Beetho
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Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 06-22-09 - Published: 03-12-09 - Complete - id:4919910

Beetho: You can find this and the XS one on my profile, lol. Her ya go.

41 Ways on How YOU Know When You’re OBSESSED With Disney

By: Beetho

1) You yell "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!" atour younger sibling because he or she is hogging the TV remote, thinking he'll turn into a pumpkin.

2) While a walk in the park or on a hike, pick up random sticks and or twig and aim them at random people or bystanders shouting "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!".

3) You mutter "Cruella" when ever a teacher gives you and F and walks by.

4) When ever you pass a homeless person and or street rat, you yell "Have a loaf'a bread, Aladdin!"

5) When you go lamp shopping you run to each lamp rubbing it, thinking Genie will pop out and grant you 3 wishes.

6) When Genie fails to pop out, you curse Jafar, thinking he stole Genie.

7) You jump into the sea thinking a dolphin chariot will come up from the water and that you’ll land on it.

8) When that fails, you instead jump off your balcony thinking you'll land on Carpet.

9) When that fails, you jump off again holding an old lamp ready to rub it in hope that Genie will pop out and help you if Carpet isn't there.

10) You blame Jafar and say that he stole Carpet and Genie again.

11) You brag to your friends and family that you're Disney's #1 fan to the point where they all keep a 12ft distance away from you.

12) You have a wall in your room titled "My Disney Wall", that has pictures of all the Disney characters that you can get your grubby little hands on.

13) You have a crush on a Disney character(s).

14) When you're not daydreaming about Xaiolin Showdown*, you always daydreaming about Disney or write fanfics (a.k.a. stories) about it.

15) When ever your favorite Disney movie or show is on you record Xaiolin Showdown* so you can watch that instead.

16) When ever you see mice at Pet Co. you say "Hi Mickey! Hi Minnie!"

17) You don't like the Loony Toons/Warner Brothers because you think they're in competition with Disney.

18) You attempt to draw random Disney characters.

19) Walk past the kitchen when your parents are making kissy faces towards each other and sing "Caaannnn you feeeell the looooveee toniiiight. . . ." in an opera-like voice.

20) Get a stick and hang fruit from it and hit your friends and family whenever they say something stupid.

21) When ever you see a lizard you say "HI MUSHU!!"

22) You call all demented dragons Faffy.

23) You call all the little people you see "monkeys".

24) You tell your friends anyone can fly as long as you have faith, trust, and pixie dust; then throw dirt in their face and run away.

25) You sprinkle dust on yourself and jump off of random things yelling "FAITH! TRUST! AND PIXIE DUST!" or "I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY!"

26) You do that again but instead jump off Big Ben.

27) You look out your window at night thinking "’The second star to the right and straight on till morning.’ The second star to the right from WHICH star?!".

28) Run around the house chasing your younger sibling with a cloths hanger on your right hand, harassing them like your Captain Hook.

29) Suddenly stop and start to talk to yourself in third person: "Now *insert name her*, Captain Hook's hook was on his left hand.” Then slap yourself, switch hands, and continue to chase your younger sibling.

30) Scream when ever the sun makes those weird light dots in your photos, thinking they’re fairies.

31) Take those photos with light dots to a newspaper editor standing by your belief they're fairies and demand that you sell them to him for $100.

32) You fix your bathrobe tie to the ceiling and swing from it like Tarzan.

33) Encourage your friends to go vine surfing at the local park.

34) Call all old robotic looking pieces of junk Wall-E.

35) Walk into Pet Co. and go over to the fish section. Reassure all the fish: "Fish are Friends, not Food!"

36) Randomly quote "P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney ".

37) Steal the Monkey Staff* from the Xiaolin Showdown* world shouting "Bo-ya! I got da Mystical Monkey Powers!" and make random karate moves and noises.

38) You call every raccoon you see Meeko.

39) When ever you travel to a small ranch you call it a “Little Patch of Heaven".

40) When you lack a comeback in a conversation, say ". . . You smell funny!"

41) When you ask what your younger siblings are doing you accuse them of doing something ridiculous and start yelling "MOM! MOM! MOM! *insert names* ARE *insert crazy idea*!!”

Beetho: If you’ve done all of these and more, congrats! You’re officially apart of the Disney’s #1 Fan Club!

Are you Disney enough?! I dare you to list all the Disney movies/shows/ etc that I used in your if you review this. :D

*Xiaolin Showdown and the Monkey Staff are owned by Christy Hui and Warnor Brothers.

*Changed order and title as of March 26th 2009.



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