|Sissy and the beast
Author: PhantosTheHedgehog PM
To save her guardian Bowser, Sissy Bladely takes his place as Venom's prisoner. But prisoner turns into guest, into friend, and then into soul mate. Contains JohnnyxSissy Chapter 7 is up! Tagline: "Love is venomous."Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 05-05-09 - Published: 03-13-09 - id: 4921895
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Be our guest: part 1
Back at the castle, Sissy was still crying her eyes out. Suddenly, she heard a knock at the door.
Sissy: Who is it?
Voices: It's the Test twins miss.
Other voices: And Aiko and Momoko.
Sissy then got up and opened the door. The two geese rolled into the room riding on the tea cart being pushed by Aiko and Momoko.
Susan: We just figured you wanted some tea.
The three girls rubbed their eyes in disbelief. They couldn't believe what they were seeing!
Daisy: I must be dreaming all of this!
Mary: No lady, we're really talking geese, believe it or not.
Everyone looked at the door and a little Goomba wearing a blue baseball cap and had a bottom tooth stick out of the bottom of his mouth stuck his head in thru the door. His name is Goombario.
Goombario: So, these are the guests huh?
Peach: Well, that kind of depends of what you mean by guest.
Goombario: Hey, you guys want some tea?
Daisy: Ooh, I'd love some!
They two geese then got the tea ready and Goombario handed it to Daisy.
Aiko: Careful now, don't spill.
Daisy: Thank you.
Sissy gave the two former witches funny looks. The two witches then noticed her.
Aiko: Can we get you something?
Sissy: Hey, your Aiko Senoo and Momoko Asuka!
Momoko: Yeah, so?
Sissy: You two are supposed to be,
They two witches then covered her mouth.
Aiko: Shhhh. (Whispering) If you call us what we think your going to call us, me and Momoko will turn into magical frogs.
Momoko: (whispering) Yeah, and I prefer being powerless than being a frog.
Sissy: (muffled) Can you please take your hands off of my mouth?
Aiko: Oh, sorry.
The two girls removed their hands and Sissy stood up, not believing any of this.
Sissy: I can't believe this. My friends and I are in a castle with two magic girls who aren't magic, talking geese, a huge creature that looks like it escaped from Tim Burton's brain, and a talking mushroom. I can't believe this.
As she said this, she backed up towards a wall and leaned against it only to disturb someone.
Voice: Oh, careful.
Sissy then looked down and saw a pink Goomba with long eyelashes, big eyebrows, wearing a helmet with a light on it, a brown shirt with a red scarf on it, brown shoes, and a yellow ponytail. Her name is Goombella.
Sissy: This is impossible.
Goombella: (hops up on the bed and sits between Peach and Daisy) I know it is. But, here we are in the flesh.
Goombario: Wow, there even prettier than I expected.
Mary: That was a very brave thing you did for your dad.
Goombella: We all think so.
Sissy: But I lost my dad, my dreams.
Daisy: Yeah, and our freedom.
Peach: You're not helping!
Momoko: Cheer up. Everything will turn out alright in the end. You'll see.
Mary: Oh, listen to us ranting! C'mon guys. Dinner's waiting.
The twins, the two former witches, and Goombario left the room.
Goombella: Now then, what shall we get you to wear for dinner?
She then walked over to a closet door and tried frantically to reach the knob.
Goombella: Uh, one of you wouldn't mind would ya?
Peach then walked over to the closet door and opened it for Goombella. Goombella then walked into the closet and began looking around. She then picked out a light pink dress. Sissy gave the thing a weird look.
Goombella: This looks good. You'll look ravishing in this one!
Sissy: Listen, I've got two things to say. One, I'm a tomboy, I don't wear dresses and two I'm not going to eat with that abomination!
Goombella: (Gasp) But you have too!
Luigi then came into the room.
Luigi: (clears throat) Dinner, is served.
Meanwhile in the dining room, Venom was pacing back and forth while Susan, Mary, and Mario were with him.
Venom: What's taking her so long? I told her to come down. (To Susan, Mary, and Mario) Why isn't she here yet!?
Susan: You gotta have a bit of patience master.
Mary: Yeah. That poor girl has lost her dad and freedom all in one day.
Mario: Master, have you thought that this girl might break the spell?
Venom: OF COURSE I HAVE! I'm not a fool.
Mario: Good. So, here's how it works. You fall in love with her, she falls in love with you, and POOF! The spell is broken. We'll all be human again by midnight.
Mary: I wouldn't count on it Mario.
Susan: Yeah. After all these things take time.
Mario: But girls, the rose has already begun to wilt.
Venom: Oh, it's no use. I mean, she's so beautiful and I'm so, well look at me!
Susan: We can fix that. You just have to help her see past all of that.
Venom: I don't know how.
Mary: Well, you can start by cleaning up your attitude. Straighten up! Try to act like a gentleman.
Venom did just as he was told.
Mario: Yeah, and when she comes in give her a nice, debonair smile. C'mon, smile for me.
Venom then smiled for Mario revealing a jagged set of teeth.
Susan: Try not to scare her to death.
Mario: Impress her, with your new found courtesy.
Susan: But be gentle.
Mary: Shower her with kindness.
Mario: But be sincere.
Venom looked like he was getting a killer headache.
Susan: And above all,
All three: You must control your temper!
The door started to open.
Mario: Here she is.
Venom got a look of excitement on his face and it quickly fell when Luigi stepped in.
Venom: Well, where is she?
Luigi: Oh, yes the girl. Well, see she's in the middle of, um, circumstances being what they are, (sweatdrop) she's not coming.
Venom burst out the door and ran upstairs to Sissy's room. When he got there he banged on the door.
Venom: I thought I told you to come down to dinner!
Peach: (Inside room) She's not hungry.
Venom: You'd better come out or I'll, I'll break down the door!
Mario: Master, I may be wrong but this may not be a proper way to win the girl's affections.
Luigi: Please, at least try to be a gentleman.
Venom: But, she is being so difficult!
Susan and Mary: Gently, gently.
Venom: Will you come down to dinner?
Daisy: (Inside room) When a lady says no she means no!
Venom: (Points to door) Mmm.
Mario: Suave, gentle.
Venom then began to cringe.
Venom: It would give me great pleasure, if you would join me for dinner.
Mario: Don't forget to say please.
Sissy: (Inside room): Go jump in a ditch!
Venom: You can't stay in there forever!
Sissy: (Inside room): You wanna bet?
Venom: Fine. Then go ahead and STARVE!!! If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't get to eat at all!
Venom then ran down the hallway and slammed the door when he went inside a room. This caused a piece of the ceiling to fall down and hit the floor.
Mary: Well, that could've gone a lot better.
Luigi: Mario, stand watch at the door and inform me at once if you see the slightest movement.
Mario: You can count on me, little brother.
Luigi: Well, come on girls. I guess we should go downstairs and start cleaning up.
Venom then burst into a room that was totally destroyed and strung with black webbing.
Venom: I ask nicely and she refuses! I mean, what does she want me to do? BEG?!
Venom then grabbed his magic mirror off of the table where the rose was.
Venom: (To mirror) Show me the girl.
The mirror then showed Sissy and her friends in their room talking to Goombella.
Goombella: The master's not really all that bad once you get to know him.
Peach: Huh, yeah right.
Daisy: That guy couldn't get a date to save his life!
Goombella: Why don't you give him a chance?
Sissy: I don't want to give that freak a chance! I don't want to have anything to do with him!
Venom: I'm just fooling myself. She'll never see me as anything, (puts the mirror down and looks away) but a monster.
A petal then fell off the rose.
Venom: It's hopeless.
(A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in such a long time. This chapter is being split into two parts. See ya next time.)