Done for LJ. Actually, done for me. I really wanted to take the challenge.

© Kishimoto

One-sided(ish) Tobi/Dei if you squint on one.

001. Comfort

Sasori doesn't know why he feels nervous, tired, scared, and he sometimes curls up into a small ball, but after Deidara crawls in the bed and holds his torso tight, all that washes away.

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002. Kiss

And after the mission, bloodied and battered, Sasori presses his lips to Deidara's, and for a moment, he is human.

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003. Soft

After death, Deidara had taken it upon himself to teach—the now human—Sasori about many things. Who knew marshmallows were so soft and squishy?

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004. Pain

Sasori had seen Deidara get hit tenshundredsthousands of times by the enemy shinobi, and, despite the boy's pain, he stood up on shaky legs each time.

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005. Potatoes

Quite honestly, Sasori didn't know what Deidara found so damn enticing about those French fries, but he did look so goddamned adorable when he ate them.

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006. Rain

Standing in silence, the rain pouring down, Deidara let out a small smile towards his Danna as the world came crashing down.

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007. Chocolate

When Deidara offered Hidan a piece of Chocolate, he couldn't help but feel jealous a little. (But that is not the reason he went over and kissed him full-on the mouth while Hidan watched, not at all.)

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008. Happiness

As the two lay side-by-side, looking up at the many stars, Deidara thought that this must be true happiness.

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009. Telephone

“What? No, my refrigerator isn't running! Who the hell are you? What the...Sasori-danna, is that you?!”

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010. Ears

At the time, Deidara was still unsure about his feelings for his Danna; however, that changed when the redhead whispered 'I love you' softly into both of his ears.

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011. Name

Danna was his name. Danna was his name. Sasori smiled to himself. His own pet name.

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012. Sensual

Just one little act of kindness by their newest 'member', Tobi, sent Sasori over the edge when he saw Tobi giving (a rather uncomfortable) Deidara a sensual massage. (However, totally not the reason he punched him quite hard in the torso.)

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013. Death

“I guess art isn't eternal Danna, un. You lost that proof when you died.”

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014. Sex

Each time Deidara came home from a mission, bruised and tired, lacking any energy, Sasori would give him a night of mind-blowing sex that briefly got his energy back up again.

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015. Touch

It hurts to know Deidara can't feel Sasori's hugs, kisses, touches, but when Deidara sees Sasori in the afterlife, it just so happens that puppets aren't allowed in heaven.

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016. Weakness

Kunai and Shuriken sticking out of his arms like he was some fucking practice doll, Sasori mercilessly killed all the ninja who hurt him. His one, only spiritual weakness.

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017. Tears

They had promised each other, no matter what, tears were not to be spilled if the other was hurt or dead. But when Deidara saw his danna, lying on the ground with swords sticking out, it was the first and only time he'd broken a promise.

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018. Speed

Whenever the blond was injured, Sasori would always slow down to keep up with him while they were gallivanting through the trees and make sure that he didn't hit the ground below. (But it wasn't like he cared or anything, nonono.)

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019. Wind

If the wind ever ruffled Deidara's long blond hair, Sasori thought he looked more heavenly than thought possible.

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020. Freedom

Wind flying through his hair as he rode on his clay bird, doing loop-de-loops in the sky as his Danna watched (amused at his antics, horrified that he might fall of and hurt himself) thinking, this is what freedom is.

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021. Life

“If your life was eternal, Da-nna,” Deidara said teasingly, sitting up on a cloud and looking at the blushing Sasori, “the why'd you perish away with Kakuzu, Hidan, and I?”

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022. Jealousy

Common knowledge in the Akatsuki was that nobody touched Deidara; Sasori would gladly force feed whoever touched him poison.

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023. Hands

Easily, veryveryeasily did Deidara learn that having mouths on your hands is very convenient in-battle and, with Sasori, out-of-battle.

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024. Taste

Although he was...mostly puppet, he could still live to say Deidara tasted like cotton candy.

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025. Devotion

Maybe Deidara was a little too devoted to Sasori. Or maybe a lot, seeing as he jumped in front of the blast of fire for his Danna.

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026. Forever

He kicked, maimed, bruised the already dead Sasori for not keeping his promise about being eternal, leaving him alone forever.

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027. Blood

Seconds later, Sasori decided that, even when Deidara gave that cocky grin, he still looked beautiful when blood stains tattered his face.

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028. Sickness

The colds virus was nasty this year, and Sasori took it upon himself to look after his blond partner, despite Deidara's constant objections.

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029. Melody

However awkward it looked, Deidara was better at playing the Harmonica than anyone in Akatsuki.

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030. Star

Age eight, Deidara would sometimes stare up at the stars and wonder who he would become. Age nineteen, a lanky arm wrapped around his waist as the two huddled together under the stars, he didn't care who he was as long as he was with his Danna.

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031. Home

Cold, tired, hungry and bruised, Deidara was welcomed home with open arms and a kiss on the head, making him forget he was cold, tired, hungry and bruised, if only for a second.

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032. Confusion

He took it upon himself to make Deidara confused more often; that adorable pout made Sasori's knees turn into mush.

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033. Fear

Simple question: 'What do you fear, Danna?' and Sasori could only think that losing Deidara would be his biggest fear. (Not that he'd ever tell.)

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034. Lightning

Flying through the sky in a thunderstorm was horribly dangerous, common knowledge. But Deidara liked to live life on the edge. (Much to Sasori's disdain.)

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035. Bonds

Quickly, almost too quickly, Deidara learned that Sasori's chakra strings weren't just for fighting; they were also useful for binding him to the bed. (Like seriously, whatthehell.)

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036. Market

For obvious reasons, Deidara is not allowed to touch the food they look at when at the market. His hands are always too damn hungry.

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037. Technology

“Danna, un, I know you're old, but do I really have to teach you about how to use a computer?”

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038. Gift

Secret Santa wasn't exactly tradition in the Akatsuki, but who was Sasori to complain when his gift was a French Kiss under the mistletoe with his favorite terrorist?

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039. Smile

Unlike Orochimaru's maniac smile, Sasori found himself to quite like Deidara's cocky smile, or when they were 'alone', his genuine smile that could make stone melt.

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040. Innocent

And Sasori thinks Deidara's a little too innocent for the Akatsuki; asking what a clitoris is when he is a bloodless criminal.

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041. Completion

Pauses and silences weren't common for the artistic duo, but at the moment Sasori realizes Deidara is his other half, his complete side, (his love), the world seems to stand still.

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042. Clouds

“Danna, look! That cloud looks like a penis, un!” Sasori let out a deep sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose.

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043. Sky

Realization hit Sasori as he saw his partner drop fast, fast, much too fast from the sky.

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044. Heaven

It was much of a shock when Deidara found himself surrounded by white, and wings adorning his head, and a certain puppeteer burying him in his arms.

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045. Hell

Sometimes Deidara speaks of death, and how they'll be going to hell (because um, duh, wanted criminals) and Sasori tells him he'll meet him there.

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046. Sun

He was a bit agoraphobic, staying inside was Sasori's preference, and the sun wasn't his favorite star; however, he decided Deidara was shining bright enough to be his sun.

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047. Moon

Deidara held his hand as his eyes twinkles as bright as the stars and moon they were looking at.

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048. Waves

The ocean sucked a lot, but when he was being given a hand job in it, Sasori couldn't really say any ill omens about it, now could he?

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049. Hair

Usually, when they were having sex, Sasori would run his fingers in Deidara's hair. However, Deidara noted, it wasn't the same when Tobi did it.

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050. Supernova

Deidara smirked, swallowed, and with a bang, he was gone.