Things Not to Say to Kunoichis

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Me: c’mon people, I need suggestions! I literally disfigured my mind just to write this! Ehehe….

*Note: I put a space when a new conversation enters (Exaggeration)

No. 13: Ugly

The gang was crowded in a field close to a lake, enjoying the weekend. “hm, relaxing” Takara said, playing with a dandelion she picked. “Seriously Takara, you’ve become more lazy than lazy-ass here” Temari said, pointing to Shikamaru. “Troublesome” Shikamaru just muttered, resting his head into Temari’s shoulder. “Hey Sai-kun, what do you think of me?” Ino suddenly asked, placing a daisy on her hair. ‘Hmm, I should say something to NOT annoy her…’ Sai was thinking. “…Ugly” was all he said before Ino was fuming mad. “What!?!” Ino shouted, looking scary.

“Why would she ask? She heard it, didn’t she?” Naruto asked and got a bump on the head by Takara. “You idiot, Ino’s just mad” Takara said.

“I said ugly” Sai said once more, getting a punch in the gut by Ino. “Don’t repeat the word!” Ino shouted, giving Sai another punch. “You mean “Ugly”?” Sai unfortunately repeated again.

“Why would he repeat it?” Naruto asked again, and again, got a bump on the head by Takara. “You moron, Sai’s just, well, actually I don’t know what Sai is…” Takara answered him, putting a hand to her chin. “But I thought Sai was human” Naruto said, slightly titling his head in confusion.

“Tell me Sai-kun, what do you really think of me?” Ino asked, cracking her knuckles. ‘I should try and STRETCH the truth and see what happens’ Sai was thinking and he said “Beautiful”. “Aw, how sweet Sai-kun, are you lying?” Ino asked, calming down. Unfortunately for Sai, he didn’t realize Ino’s Question was just a kind of sarcasm. ‘I should just say the opposite’ Sai was thinking and said “Yes”. And Ino got mad again and began beating him up.

“Ha, you call that human?” Takara asked, pointing to Sai (Who, by the way, was looking more swollen than a human with lots of Bee stings!) “Well, yeah?” Naruto replied, unsure of what to say. Naruto just got bonked on the head by Takara. “Idiot…” She just said.

A Few minutes later, Ino was done beating Sai up. “I think we all Got a lesson here” Temari said, looking at a ‘broken’ Sai weirdly. “Yeah” the others agreed, constantly nodding. “Well, there’s something else I got” Naruto said, rubbing his head. “Really? What?” Ino asked, looking at him. “A Headache!”

Me: if you read very closely, you can see why Naruto got a Headache…