Sorry about the long waiting, writing is getting really hard for me at the moment.

Anyway, just a heads up, I'm moving this story (By that, I mean the version in the Bones archive, I'm deleting the NCIS one) to the crossovers section for Bones/NCIS next time I update so either put me on Author Alert or Watch Out for it.

DISCLAIMER: Tiva and BB still platonic, obviously not mine.

Girl Talk

Brennan, Cam, Angela, Abby and Ziva sat around a table in the kitchen area of the Jeffersonian. Ziva and Brennan nursing cups of tea, Cam and Angela with coffee and Abby with her trademark CafPow.

“Aww, Tony is such a hunk,” Angela gushed, “Though not as hunky as our resident FBI agent who we all know belongs to Bren, but I would totally tap him.”

“Ange, I don’t see how-“

Angela held up her hand, “Sweetie, we get you, the main point is, I’m asking whether he’s single or not.”

“Single,” Abby and Ziva chimed at the same time, although Abby did throw Ziva an imperceptible smirk.

“I see celibacy isn’t treating you well.”

Angela slumped and exhaled a large amount of air, “I don’t get how it’s meant to build romantic relationships between people, isn’t sex the basis of all relationships? I mean look at how Hodgins and I were.”

“Maybe Dr. Sweets is right,” Brennan crinkled her eyebrows together, “I mean look at how you and Hodgins turned out.”

“Thank you,” Angela paused with a slight frown, “Sweetie.”

Another breath, “So it’s for a good cause, right?”

Cam nodded, “Definitely a good cause.”

“Okay,” Brennan wondered when Angela was going to pass out from exhaling excessive amounts of air.

“So what about you guys?” Angela leaned forward, if she couldn’t have a sex life, she could hear about everyone else’s, “Tapping any hunky guys?”

Ziva scrunched her nose at the unfamiliar expression while everyone looked back and forth, avoiding Angela’s gaze.

Angela raised an eyebrow when the entire table stayed quiet, “Anyone?”

“And I’m the one who picked celibacy,” she got up and walked away, muttering incoherently about Hodgins and the Egyptian exhibition under her breath.

“Security cameras!” Cam called after her.

*ducks*

Yup, inspired by that scene from Doctor in the Den.