Naruto (c) Mashasi Kishimoto

Dedication: Dragon Mistress of the Heavens and Stitch62603 because they are the bestest online friends in the whole damn world! I love ya girls!

You naughty thing, you’re rippin’ up the dance floor hunny! You naughty woman! You shake your ass around for everyone, you’re such a mover! I love the way you dance with everybody, the way you swing and tease them all by sucking on your thumb. You’re so much cooler when you never pull it out. Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth! — Nickelback

Neji did not like many things that were currently going on in his life. One, he just got dumped by his last girlfriend, simply because he was in the cadet branch (shallow bitch) of the Hyuga Clan. Hinata was getting married to the oaf Naruto, who was recently adopted into the Hyuga main branch. Neji’s eye began to twitch-twitch-twitchity-twitch-twich at that little fact. He wondered if Hiashi was off his rocker or if the desire to elevate the Hyuga standing within the village by being related to the Hokage was just too tempting for Hiashi to pass up.

So, the last thing on his long-long-long-so-ridiculously-long list of why his life sucks at this current moment was in time was that he, and the male portion of the Konoha Eleven (twelve counting Sai), were being dragged, some more willing than others, by Naruto to a neon lit night club for his bachelor party.

Inside Sai was waiting for them at the bar, creepy-creepy-creepy-creepy-shit-its-so-creepy little smile plastered on his face. He gave a small wave as Naruto herded them like a flock of sheep towards the shiny top bar. The barkeep looked at them, a wide grin smeared on his face. “What’ll be?” he asked. Naruto happily ordered for everyone but Sasuke, who settled for ginger ale, claiming his wife (the mighty Sakura) would rip his spine out if he so much as thought about getting wasted.

A tall blond girl came, her amethyst eyes sparkling like stars. She grabbed Naruto and dragged him to the dance floor. Naruto came back a few minutes later with a goofy grin on his whiskered face. Neji narrowed his eyes.

“Relax Nej!” Naruto shouted. Neji twitched at the impromptu nickname. “Hinata’s my girl for life! This is a bachelor party! You know, meet hot chicks, get wasted, and fuck some if you feel like it!” Naruto chugged down whatever he was drinking before hotly demanding the barkeep to refill it. “And the next day you forget about everything! Well, that’s what is supposed to happen. Of course teme’s bachelor part was fucking garbage, mainly because Itachi can’t throw a bachelor party worth a damn,” Naruto gleefully slapped Sasuke on the back. The Uchiha stiffened, before glaring at Naruto.

“My brother threw a fine bachelor party,” Sasuke growled.

“Yeah, for a gay guy!” Naruto nearly fell off his chair laughing.

“His brother is dating my sister!” Kiba shouted from the other end of the bar. “So, shut up about Sasuke’s bachelor party Naruto!”

Cat calls and wolf whistles erupted from the crowd. The men flicked their eyes to the poll on the cat walk like stage. A beautiful brunette with her soft-soft-silky-soft hair pulled into two buns, her bangs just brushing her eyebrows. She had a plain white tee-shirt on that ended a few inches below her perky breasts, leaving everything exposed until it met her short pleated mini skirt. Peeking out of her waist band was a cute little baby panda tattoo on her left hip. Every male could see the pink thong she wore, whenever she bucked her hips wildly, her short skirt flipping up.

Her lips were painted red-red-red-so-much-like-blood-red, and her chocolate eyes had a naughty innocence to them. Swaying her hips to the music that was pound-pound-pounding in their eardrums, she snaked her hand up the poll, her thumb of her right hand in her mouth. She gave a devilish smirk before swing on the poll, before hopping off the stage, hips swaying all the time.

She walked up to Sasuke, batting her massacre eyelashes at him. “Wanna dance?” she purred, shaking her perky breasts right before Sasuke’s nose.

The Uchiha visibly gulped. “Married,” he croaked.

“Oh, too bad,” the girl lazily walked away, finger trailing on his collarbone. Sasuke was stock still.

The girl took Naruto to the dance floor and gave new meaning to the term ‘dirty dancing’. All the while her thumb was in her mouth. Neji gulped as he stared at the digit, wishing that it was his thumb (and another part of his anatomy) in her mouth.

The girl returned and took Kiba and Shino to the dance floor, she seemed overly pleased to have Kiba lick her midriff and Shino’s little friends scuttle along her arms and legs.

Next to go dancing with the naughty woman, was Choji and Shikamaru. Neji caught a whiff of her perfume, some flowery scent, but Neji knew she smelled better than every desert flower. Shikamaru seemed to actually be enjoying himself and Shoji’s face was strawberry red as the girl traced his meaty jaw line before snapping his opened mouth close.

Sai joined her on the dance floor along with Lee, once Shikamaru and Choji took their seats at the bar again. Both had a helluva time because they were on cloud nine when they returned. Finally she walked up to Neji, a smile burning on her blood red lips. “Best for last,” she chirped into his ear, her boobs rubbing up against his chest.

Neji gulped as she tugged him to the dance floor. “Woot! Go Neji! Get some ass!” Naruto shouted.

The music seemed louder on the dance floor than at the bar. The girl let loose, she threw both hands into the air and Neji was tempted to tell her to stick her thumb back into her mouth. She pulled him close and began to grind her hips against his. Neji groaned, but returned the favor. She slipped her thumb back into her mouth, a smirk gracing her painted lips. Neji gulped, wanting to kiss those blood red lips of hers and every inch of alabaster skin.

She danced with Neji the longest, and Neji was pleased to see she had taken such a liking to him. She sat down at a corner table, scribbled something on a napkin before folding it and giving it a little kiss. She swung by the bar again, this time, tucking the napkin into Neji’s waistband before exiting the club, pausing only to give the Hyuga a flirtatious wink.

Hastily, Neji pulled the napkin out of his pants and opened it. “Follow me,” it read.

Curious, Neji activated his Byakugan to see the girl outside, walking off. “I have to go,” Neji shouted over the loud-loud-loud-loud-damn-its-so-make-your-ears-bleed-loud noise.

“Hey!” Sasuke struggled to keep Naruto up right. “What about Naruto?!” Sasuke shouted, glancing briefly at his drunken friend.

“Call Itachi,” Neji shrugged before exiting the bar.

Neji followed the girl by her familiar-familiar-so-damn-why-is-it-so-familiar chakra signature to her apartment. He walked up to her door. Tacked on the door with a polished deadly shuriken was another note kissed by the mystery girl. “Guess my name,” it read. Neji looked around, trying to find clues. The shuriken glinted in the moonlight. Neji smirked, before knocking on the door, realizing it was unlocked he cracked it open just a bit and whispered: “Tenten.”

Yay! It is finished. Personally NejiTen makes me twitch. I love LeeTen, is just know Lee and Tenten are meant to be. But, I owe some awesome peeps a NejiTen oneshot, so I got off my lazy ass and wrote a NejiTen for them. I wanted to do a oneshot to this song ever since I heard it, and originally it was going to be a SasuSaku one, but I just never got around to writing it, and then NejiTen popped into my head.

Also, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TENTEN!

Sakura’s birthday oneshot will be coming. I actually have a really cute idea for it. Heeheeh. But first, which one would you rather read?

A family birthday party for Sakura with my SasuSaku OCs?

OR

A gifted wrapped Sasuke one?

R’n’R if you rather not get sacrificed to Jashin.

DJ