Hey peoples! It’s me, the author…

So this is my first “humorous series.”

I don’t know I have been wanting to do something like this for a long time…. And ta-da here it is! ^U^

101 to tick Kaiba off!

How to tick Kaiba off, the prologue...

Little Yugi was on his way back from school. It was the begining of Fall so the air was a bit crisp. He was walking nice and slowly. The sun seemed to shine on him as he smiled walking through the quiet streets. The leaves seem to fly in the air as Yugi walked. He sniffed the warm air. It filled his nose as it warmed up his body. He felt happy, warm, protected. He started to whistle a tone in memory of this scene. Then….BOOM! He died. His bloody body was spread across the floor. The blood was smeared everywhere. When the gang found him, they cried. Joey put his fist on the floor crying, “Why, Why Yugi!! What did he ever do?” The gang seemed grim. Even Kaiba was saddened. JK!!!

No, in reality, Yugi feel down a sewage pipe. He fell into the dirty water with a big slash. The dirt and grime went up. Some on his face, the other bits on the wall. Amazingly he was not really hurt, physically anyway…

“Dang Yugi, I know you’re the main character and everything, but I didn’t know you would make such a big splash!” Joey joked.

“Joey? WHY AM I HERE!!! AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHAT AM I SITTING ON?!?!” Yugi asked. He thought that it was poo by its stench. He was p., and he smelled very bad…

“Don’t be a party popper!! No wait, that’s a used tampon… Anyway, Yugi I have a plan…” Joey answered.

“What the heck? That stupid woman! Doesn’t she read the label, it says not to flush it down the toilet!!!” Yugi complained.

“Um, Yugi, how do you know this…” Joey asked.

“Oh well you see pharaoh...” Yugi started thinking of the best excuse that he could make in a matter of seconds.

“Don’t blame your own mental problem on the second soul that lives inside your body!”Joey interrupted him. “Anyway, like I was saying, I have a brilliant plan. But I need your help to complete it!”

“What’s your plan? To kill the human population using used tampons and its icky stench?” Yugi asked, still annoyed.

“Of course not. I would use clean tampons for that job….Anyway I have decided to do a series of actions which would tick the living day lights of Kaiba and the first thing I will use is...” Joey began.

“This dirty tampon?” Yugi asked happily. He held up the tampon and pointed to it with a big grin on his ignorant face.

“Why of course! We will use that very Tampon!” Joey said.

“Really?!?” Yugi asked with his eyes becoming very bright.

“Of course not! We’re just trying to tick him off not trying to get him so steamed that his going to order our death!” Joey answered. “Also, you should probably let that go, you don’t want to know where that’s been…”

“Aww...” Yugi said as his eyes shrunk back to his normal eye size. All the happiness he had had before. He also dropped his “beloved” tampon…

“Hey, Yugi, don’t feel so bad. Bakura did the same thing and I slapped the British accent right off him!” Joey said with a “you know you couldn’t be angry with me” smile.

“If you say so…” Little Yugi said. I should be used to this by now…the day he has a brain will be the day that people stop writing Marik x Bakura stories…or Yami stops playing card games…Hey, don’t blame me for playing card games, there’s nothing but a billion doors and stair cases in my room! I could also say a “the chances of that happening is like…” phrase about you! The day that Joey doesn’t act like an idiot is the day the YUGI ACTUALLY PICKS UP HIS TOYS IN HIS ROOM!!! Hey it isn’t my fault, I can’t just go into my self conscience and clean my room!!! Well you should! You humans are SO weak!!!! Blah!

“Um, Yugi?” Joey asked as he flicked Yugi on the forehead. Hard.

“Ow, what?” Yugi asked rubbing his forehead.

“We’re going to start our adventure in ticking off Kaiba!!! The first thing we are going to do is…” Joey began…

Aww, Yugi had to drop his beloved tampon…

Oh I think I might have confused you guys...

This is normal

This is thoughts (in this part its Yugis thoughts)

And this is Yamis thoughts/answers.

Just wanted to inform you guys in case you guys didn't catch on.

Also, when Yami says "Yugis room" he mean t the room in his mind. You see Yugi and Yami both have "mental rooms" which they rest in while the other one has control of the body. Yugi has a bunch of Toys in his "room" while Yami has stairs and doors(fun room isn't it?).

Ok thats all. Sorry, I thought that you guys might get a bit confused so I wanted to clear things up with you!

Yeah, sorry it was only a prologue, right now school is getting difficult. So it might take me a while to write again… (A while for me is like 2-5 days…) Sorry, don’t blame me, blame school.

Anyway, if you would like, you could review...That would get me to write a bit faster!