Okat this was actually suppose to publish on April fools day but I was practically sick all day last week so I decided today would be good

Diclaimer: I have no Idea why I have to put this but Akatsuki do not belong to me but Kisame's Gold fish and cat do so ha! They are mine xD, Oh and this cray Idea also belongs to me,

So yes, have fun reading

Akatsuki April's fools case: Tobi's obsession, Detective Deidara
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Chapter one: Introdution

March 31, 2009

Madara Uchiha loved holidays, every holiday and he took each hoilday serious, man he would even celebrate holidays that brought him no good. Celebration was huge in his life. He loved the thrill, the participation, the adventure, the epic-ness. Christmas, Easter, Valentine's day, Family day, you name it! He loved them all but there was one where he loved more then his own birthday...and it had taken place on april the first. April fool's day. Yes, he adored this holiday, he worshipped it, the feeling of working your butt off to pull off pranks on your friends, or enemies had made him so small compared to vast glory of the holiday. It was the one day where he could be goofy without feeling as though he is acting to make sure he doesn't blow his cover.

The masked man smiled to himself as he stared down at the blue prints to his plan. this was going to be the best April fools day, especially since it was going to be in the Akatsuki base. It was going to make history, he had thought to himself as he snickered at his work.

The clock stroke 11:58 p.m. and Tobi decided to sleep, man he couldn't wait untill tomarrow.

April 1, 2009

The blonde woke up, a large grin was plastered on his face. He had had the best sleep in his life that he could remember. Surprisingly he hadn't heard a peep from Tobi all night. Deidara had always found it so difficult to sleep when the swirly orange masked man stayed up asking him the most outrageous questions. This was how it went...

"Why is your hair blonde Deidara sempai?"

"I was born with blonde hair.'

"Why is Tobi's name Tobi?"

"Because your mom named you Tobi."

"Why are you an artist Deidara Sempai?"

"Because."

"Why?"

"Why do you think un?"

"I don't know!" It was quiet. "Deidara sempai..."

"Yes Tobi..."

"Why do you have a girl name and why do you wear pretty clothes."

"Shut up you little-"

"Why is the Akatsuki evil?" Although the blonde din't know the anwser to that question he still acted as a supierier.

"That's the studest question in the world un!"

"Do you even know the anwser Deidara Sempai?" At that point Deidara deicided to forget his usual nights with 'Tobi'.

The blonde gazed over at the bed to find it neatly done and dressed and Tobi nowhere in sight.

"It was 5:35 a.m. He was most likely makeing breakfast freakisly early in the morning.

The blonde shook his head and sat up. He should be a tad bit worried that Tobi hadn't bothered him but then again he should be thankful. He whipped his legs off his bed and stood up. His blue eyes gazzed over at the calender.

"Crap!" He whispeared to himself. It was that time of year again. The day he had hated the most out of all holidays, April the first, freaking fool's day. Then the blonde froze. A collide of angry screams and curses were heard from across the room.

and that's all for now :)

Thanks for reading!