Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
If I did...
This would be a filler...

A/N:Well I guess I'm getting really into this story at first it was going to be some pointless oneshot that I wrote but I guess,
It's a story story haha. Thanks for the reviews ^^

And thank you Scitz for the clone idea.

Enjoy!

Akatsuki April's fools case: Tobi's purpose, Deidara's obsession~(Chapter 8)

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Re-cap:

"Well you smell bad Deidara sempai, you smell like clay!" Tobi scratched his head and laughed, "And you look like a girly girl!"

"WHAT!" Deidara screamed as he attempted to strangle him. Madara easily dodge him and ran to the washroom.

"Tobi has to pee!" Madara yelled out locking the door. Deidara groaned as he sat on his bed. 'Freaking annoying Tobi, always think he's better then me."

"Man he's never going to let me leave and if I can't do my pranks all the evidence would point to me, but wait...If I stay with him and no pranks happen then that may mean that he will also be a suspect man, I have to think this through. I'm the great Madara for god sakes!" Tobi sat on the edge of the bathtub and turned on the tap slightly to make it sound like he's doing his business.

"I got it..." He thought calmly as he put his hands to a seal, "he'll never know what hit him!"

~*~

Chapter eight:

Deidara's Distraction, Pein's Proposition

"I want you to stay here and act like that character Tobi alright." Madara said quietly as he walked over to the opened window.

"Yes sir!" The clone said joyfully as Madara leapt out of the window. Soon the clone found himself done and opened the door. There he saw the blonde Iwa nin staring at him like he was food.

"Who were you talking to?" Deidara asked on a strick tone.

"My imaginary friend~." The clone sang.

"That's creepy...Seriously un."

"You're art is creepy Deidara Sempai."

"Is that so-." Deidara stopped in mid sentence and tackled the swirly faced man to the floor.

"De-de-de-deidara S-s-s-sempaiiiiii!" The clone cried.

~*~

Pein sat at his desk still staring down at the photo of Zetsu.

"First Hidan, then Itachi, after it was Kisame...Zetsu..." Pein hummed to himself, "Who ever is responsible for this seems to be pretty crafty. He or she might have framed himself...Kakuzu was also a victim wasn't he."

Pein sighed, "The only person out of these victims that seemed to have the personality to pull off something like this is Hidan, but he isn't too crafty and more of a "I will announce this to the world." type of person and he seemed might upset with the fact of having paint poured on him. No it's not him. Zetsu, Itachiand Kakuzu are both crossed off this list because they all planned to have the culprit killed for what he/ she had done. I think Kisame...no he wouldn't dye his hair orange...it's not like him."

Pein dropped the picture. "The only ones who haven't been pranked yet are Madara, Deidara, Konan and I myself."

Pein sighed as he stood up and walked over to his bed, "This is actually pretty frustrating. I know Madara would never think twice about something like this although he is the second last to suspect I'm the last because for a fact I know I haven't done any of this. Deidara is too clever he wouldn't be so obvious with his hand writingplus I'd think he'd be some what to mature for this. Unless that's what he wanted. Me to think that he was too obvious and automatically through him over my shoulder. Hmm, maybe it's Konan-"

And at that moment an angry scream blasted through the hallway and entered his room the sound made him fall of his bed.

"Konan?" He thought as he stood up and ran out of his room. He found no one in the hallway but then another bloodcurdling scream was passed through the hallway. It came from Konan's room. Pein causelessly sidled to her room. He opened the door but found it difficult.

"Helpppp Meeeee," Pein heard a strangled scream.

"Konan." Pein called.

"Yes open the damn door!" She screamed, which soundly like a faint whisper to Pein. He gave the door knob a rough tough but broke it.

"The door knob broke." Pein said flatly.

"Yough mogron i'maa derowdining! Kigig it!"

"I'm not a moron...What does 'kigig it' mean?" Pein said confused.

There was no response.

Pein sighed as he delivered a quick side kick to the door. The door snapped in half but little did the auburn haired man expect was a hugemouthful of dirty tap/muddy water.

After a few minutes the water eventually evened it's self out was drained down the stairs. Konan's unconscious body laid in front of him. The Akatsuki leader got on his knees and began to weep. Konan's eyes fluttered open.

"Pein don't be sad I'm alive." Konan said sweetly.

"I don't care about that! My carpet! My beautiful carpet is all soaked and wet I-" The harsh sound of skin meet skin contactechoed off the walls.

Konan slapped Pein.

"You idiot, you mean you care about your carpet more then me!" Konan glared up at him.

"Yes!" Pein exclaimed. He received another slap, "I mean no. My best friend means way more to me then this carpet..."

"Good," Konan smiled.

"Not." Pein thought as he helped Konan up.

Well now Pein was sure of one thing.

It was not Konan.

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