Humor/Hurt-Comfort and a little bit of romance towards the end in this One-shot set in the "Zoids Cybertron" story. Spoilers are in this one-shot that will happen later on in the main story.

Again inspired by a one shot story by FanFiction author Persiana13. Please visit his page and review his stories, they are AWESOME!!!

Never Give Catnip to Humanoid Panthers

Humanoid panthers. Cat nip. And laser pointer pens.

Poor dumb kid named Bud getting chased by angry humanoid panthers.

You get the idea where this one-shot is going. It will contain a little bit of Hurt/Comfort/Romance stuff in it. Rated M

Autobot Base – Lounge Area

2 years and ten months have passed since Star Panther and her nephew Shadow-Lighting became honorary members of the decepticon army since they helped the decepticon leader Megatron rescue his future mate Chris Tasker from being raped by Shadow-Fang the brother of Star Panther and uncle of Shadow-Lighting.

The war between the autobots and decepticons was finally over since both leaders had fallen in love with twin females who were from another planet that was similar to earth.

Chris along with her twin sister Kelly, Lori, Star Panther and Shadow-Lighting currently in their humanoid forms were watching Animal Planet since Star Panther, Shadow-Lighting and Chris had been flipping through the channels out of boredom.

Shadow-Lighting was sitting next to Lori who was his new girlfriend after Starscream had turned Shadow-Fang his uncle into a cyborg hybrid that he sent to kidnap one of the humans as bait to lure the autobots and decepticons to a trap.

Lori and Coby had been walking to together in the woods, when Shadow-Fang had other ideas for Lori and mauled Coby to death before setting his sights on Lori as his new mate. Shadow-Fang brought her back to Starscream’s hideout where she was still unconscious and was strapped to a table where he ripped her clothing off and then raped her as she started to wake up.

Plus he forced her to drink a potion that turned her into a beautiful black leopardess with now medium blue eyes instead of her human purple eye color before crying and sobbing hysterically that she was no longer a virgin and human, she wanted to kill herself in fear of her parents and friends rejecting her as a freak. She called him a bastard which earned her a very painful slap across the cheek.

Shadow-Lighting was furious that his uncle had committed such a horrible crime and went after him where he bravely fought against him and killed him for good. He then helped Lori off the table and back to the decepticon base where Chris contacted the autobots and informed them of what happened. Star Panther was also furious that her own brother would commit such a terrible act and apologized to Lori after she had calmed down. Shadow-Lighting couldn't help himself but admire Lori's new beautiful form, he was already having images inside his mind that he shouldn't of been thinking of after she was raped.

Override the leader of Speed Planet and 'big sister' to Lori was shocked, speechless and enraged that her 'little sister' was raped and turned into a humanoid black leopardess. She was furious to learn that Star Panther and Shadow-Lighting were related to the deceased Shadow-Fang, but was still a little untrustworthy of them until Lori told Override that Shadow-Lighting rescued her and so trusted Lori's judgment.

Two weeks after what had happened to Coby and her; did Lori start to develop feelings for her rescuer which he too started to develop for her, as they soon began to hang out with each other to know each other more before going on several dates especially one very romantic date on Jungle Planet.

Eventually they took their relationship to a sexual level much to the annoyance of her father, which was silenced with a death glare by Star Panther and Shadow-Lighting along with Lori’s. *She’s 17 now 19 in this one shot story*

While her mother was happy for her daughter, yet shocked that the person was actually the nephew of the humanoid cyborg that had raped her.

At that time Bud came walking in followed by the mini-cons Jolt, Six Speed, and Reverb who just came back shopping at a pet store and bought catnip toys for Star Panther, Shadow-Lighting and Lori.

Unfortunately for Bud who was trying to be nice, it wasn’t such a good idea to have bought catnip mice for humanoid panthers especially one that was once a human girl with a short temper. And they WERE cats after all. *You get the hint*

He walked up to Star Panther, Shadow-Lighting and Lori who were wearing collars that made them look like humans that were designed by Shockwave and Wheeljack. *Yup he’s in this story and will be in the main story too.*

Star Panther’s collar had diamonds on it while Shadow-Lighting had spikes and Lori’s had medium blue gemstones that matched her new eye color. All three had theirs turned off whenever they are at the base, but have them on when they go outside or at public places.

Shadow-Lighting had his left arm wrapped securely around Lori who snuggled into his embrace as Star Panther felt happy for the couple. At that time did Bud walked up to Star Panther, Shadow-Lighting, and Lori with a bright smile on his face.

"Hey there cats!" said Bud in a cheerful tone. Which in turn earned him death glares by the three humanoid panthers. Bud laughed nervously before replying "I mean to say....well I got you three a gift."

Star Panther, Shadow-Lighting and Lori along with Chris and Kelly stared at Bud like he was doing a stand up comedy act. Star Panther was the first to speak "What kind of gift did you get us Bud?"

Bud pulled out three toy mice from the bag and handed them out to the three panthers; Star Panther, Shadow-Lighting and Lori all stared at the toy mice in their hands and sniffed them like all cats do when given a new toy.

"EW!!! Bud that's gross." said Kelly as she made a face as did her twin sister Chris. "HEY! I was lucky to get those cat nip toys on sale." said Bud.

That's when the chaos began, while Kelly, Chris, and Bud were arguing the cat nip immediately began to take affect on Star Panther, Shadow-Lighting and Lori who began to salivate like crazy along with having a crazy look in their eyes and had a smile like the cartoon Batman villain the Joker.

Chris, Kelly and Bud all looked at the three humanoid cats in worry. "Uh Star Panther, Shadow, Lori you three doing all right?" asked Kelly as she placed a hand on Star Panther's right shoulder.

All three jumped out of their seats shouting "!!"

They then ran around the room super fast running across the walls like a ninja or in a cartoon. Even gave Chris, Kelly and Bud big slobbery kisses on the lips before kissing the mini-cons who ran out of the room like Megatron was on their afts. They cackled madly in laughter just like the Joker before shouting out "WE WANT CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!! WE WANT FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WANT CHICKEN LIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WANT TUNA!!!!!!!!!! WE WANT LOBSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Chris and Kelly both gave Bud death glares that made him tremble in fear and swallowed nervously "Oooookay how was I suppose to know THAT was going to happen to them?"

Twenty minutes later.......

The other autobots including the mini-cons along Optimus Prime and Megatron were in the main control room of the base. They were all staring down at Bud who was staring at the floor with a sad and disappoint look on his face. Override was furious that Bud gave something to her 'little sister' that caused her along with Shadow-Lighting and Star Panther to go crazy.

Override was the first to speak "What in the name of Primus were you thinking Bud!?"

"I wasn't thinking at the moment Override, I guess I wanted to do something for Lori ever since Coby was killed by Shadow-Fang almost 3 years ago." said Bud with sadness in his voice.

Override regretted for what she had just said to him and mentally kicked herself for it. "Look Bud I'm sorry about what happened to Coby, I shouldn't of said that. Can you ever forgive me?" said Override with true concern in her voice.

Before Bud could answer, they all heard an enraged shrieking yell "BUD!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!!!!!". Bud gulped and slowly looked at the faces of Star Panther, Shadow-Lighting and Lori who had came back after the cat nip had worn off.

All three were seething in anger and looks that would make anyone tremble in fear, Lori calmly walked up to Bud before slapping him as she glared deathly at him. "Don't you ever I MEAN EVER do that again otherwise I will hunt you down and use your body as a personal chew after I've beaten the day lights out of you!" threatened Lori as Star Panther and Shadow-Lighting silently glared at him before Optimus interrupted "You will not do such a thing Lori, neither will Star Panther or Shadow-Lighting better do that at all. Bud here had told us why he bought the cat nip toys because he was trying to do something nice for you ever since Coby was killed by Shadow-Fang."

Lori, Star Panther and Shadow-Lighting all gasped and let the information sink in as they all felt guilty for being angry at him. Lori was the most shocked and felt like an idiot for not thinking clearly. "Bud...I'm so..so..so sorry. I didn't meant to hurt your feelings like that, I really am sorry for threatening you like that." said Lori as she hung her head in shame as she felt Shadow and Star Panther's hands on her shoulders comforting her.

Bud walked up to her and hugged her before saying "It's okay Lori, I forgive you. Besides I also bought this cool laser pointer too." as he took out a small laser pointer which shot out a red dot on the floor.

The three black leopard humanoids all jumped at the dot and tried to catch it. Bud smiled playfully before pointing the laser else where in the room causing the felines to go crazy trying to catch the little red dot.

Lori swore to Bud that she was taking back what she said earlier and now intended to use him as a scratching post.

Later......

Bud was at Red Alert's med bay covered in bandages from multiple scratches and a few bite marks. Chris and Kelly felt bad for the poor kid, but he had it coming once the battery died did Lori along with Star Panther and Shadow-Lighting all chased Bud through out the base until they corned him and used him as a scratching post. The scratches were non-life threatening which was good for the kid.

Shadow-Lighting and Lori were currently in their panther forms sleeping peacefully after a long make out session which quickly turned into sex. Lori had her head nuzzled under Shadow-Lighting's head and was purring softly.

Star Panther was inside her private room at the autobot base sleeping peacefully after eating several tuna and chicken sandwiches. She was happy for her nephew to have fallen in love and couldn't wait to have nieces and nephews to spoil some time in the future. "Hopefully this will teach Bud not to tease a humanoid panther." thought Star Panther as she rolled over in her bed.

End of one shot story.

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