|True life: My dad's the Joker
Author: Jaspersonlymistress PM
Just as title says. Tuesday is the Jokers daughter. Follow her on their journey. Story is better than the summary. I suck at these. Read and Review.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Family - Joker - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 04-06-09 - id: 4974039
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True life: My dad's the Joker
"Hey dad. Can I skip school tomorrow and come work with you?" I asked.
"Tuesday you know I'd love to let you come work with me but I just can't its too dangerous. I can't risk you getting shot or something. Maybe when you're older." He replied.
"But dad! You have to let me! Please? I'd be good help." I said with and evil look.
He laughed, " I don't doubt your abilities at all. Well since all I'm doing tomorrow is negotiating with the mob I guess I could let you come. But you have to listen and, uh, do as I say." He said.
"Okay I promise!" I squealed.
"It's time for you to go to sleep. You need rest." He said and walked me to my room.
-In my room-
"Hey dad? Can I wear the clown makeup too?" I asked.
"Mhm. I would suggest it actually." He said.
"Okay. Goodnight." I said.
"Goodnight." He said and walked out of the room.
-The next morning in the van-
"Are you ready Tuesday? Remember, do as I say." He said.
"I'm ready." I said.
We got out of the plain white van and went up the elevator to the meeting room.
"Hello boys. I see we're having issues since batman is back." He said.
"Who is the girl?" Maroni said.
"This is my daughter, Tuesday." He replied.
"Hah. The freak has a daughter!" Gambol said.
"Freak?! Who you calling a freak you lame excuse of a criminal?" I said.
"Tuesday! Let daddy do the talking." He exclaimed.
"You're just going to let him call you that?" I asked.
"In all do respect Tuesday, I kind of am a freak. Anyway. I had to coax batman out of hiding eventually. I mean no offense but its lame ripping you guys off. I'd rather fight with someone on my, uh, level." He said.
"Some taken, clown, some taken. Now how are we supposed to deal? With batman back it's going to get harder for us." Maroni said.
"Hm. Not if you work with me on this. Give me half of your earnings again and I'll deal with batman. . .It's just what I do." Daddy said.
"And you won't burn it this time?" Gambol said.
"Nah. I have plans." Dad said.
"Alright fine." Maroni agreed.
"You've gotten awfully quiet little girl." Gambol said.
"My name is Tuesday and I'm 15. I'm no little girl." I said smiling.
A/n- Hey. Sorry its kinda short. I have to eat dinner. Just wanted to update again. REVIEW I SAY. =]