NOTES: I laughed the entire time I wrote this. You have been forewarned.

REVIEWER SHOUT-OUTS: Echan, Amandy, The Red King, Charpie, Oblivious Obscenity and Erin Clover!

Interlude III

Hello there! Annje here! Annje just came from Haruhi-nee’s house, where she was talking with her mom! Yama-mama talked to Annje about how much fun she had when she was younger! She even gave Annje a tape-recorder that she had used to conbutt…cunruck…conduct! Yeah! The tape-recorder she used to conduct interviews! So Annje decided she was going to conluk… er… make her own interviews! Wish her luck as she does her best!

Now it’s time for the first part of the Annje-Annje Interviews! Annje’s gonna interview Kiyohiko-nii, since he’s been really good to her since she started going to school here! He does cool stuff like teach Annje Japanese, talks to her in German, ‘cause she’s better at it than Japanese, and trains with Reborn! There he is right now in his room!

-Kiyohiko-nii! What are you doing?

-Homework. It’s some pretty advanced stuff, so I’m not sure if you’d understand Annje-chan. It’s some pretty advanced English that I’m translating into both Japanese and Italian.

-Is it hard?

-It would be like you translating some English into German and Dutch. It’s something very hard I’m explaining in words I’ve known since I was little.

- Oh. Okay! Annje has been getting homework every night this week too! It makes her angry!

-Well, you have to do it. If you don’t then you won’t learn.

-Awww! That stinks!

-It’s like training, Annje-chan. If you don’t train, will you stay the same or get better?

-Stay the same, Annje guesses.

-See? Same thing.

-Oh… okay! Say, did you know that this is the first Annje-Annje Interview ever comstructed?

-You mean “conducted”?

-Yeah! That! Yama-mama told me all about how to do it! She even gave me this tape recorder! It’s kinda silly that’s it’s a tape recorder, since it’s digital, but that’s what she called it so that’s what Annje’ll say!

-Annje-chan… I think I hear someone calling for you…

-Nuh-uh! Annje isn’t leaving until her interview is done!

-Hey! What’s this little girl doing in here!?

-Hana-san…! I can explain!

-Don’t tell me you’re a lolicon…!

-That’ll be easy, since I’m not!

-What’s a lolicon?

-GET OUT!

-Annje was just doing an Annje-Annje Interview, Lady-Ma’am! Annje was being good! Yama-mama told her how!

-…

-Hana-san…?

-Get it out before dinner.

-Yes ma’am.

-Who was that? Annje doesn’t like her very much.

-That’s Masaru-nii’s step-mom, Hana-san. She doesn’t like kids.

-Why?

-Never asked.

-Oh. Okay.

-Pocky? It’s strawberry.

-Thanks Kiyohiko-nii! You’re the best!

That was the first Annje-Annje Interview! Please come again next time!

A/N: Expect more of these. Expect many, many more.