Title: Pinch

Summary: She found him on Saint Patricks Day not wearing green let alone anything at all! And she decided right then and there not to break holiday traditions! Knuxouge [oneshot]

Genra: Humor, slight Romance

Pairings: Slight knuxouge

Disclaimer: I don’t own Sonic the Hedgehog, and Yuji Naka would kill me to prove that!

Authoress: The Clover of Damnation/DoomFlavoredLollipop

“That’s odd…” Spoke a low breathless seductive voice a loud as a pair of sapphire orbs scanned the area around her for a sign of red. The backs of gloved hands rested against wide sensual hips as the keeper of them motioned them with booming notion. “That Knucklehead is always in this sot guarding his beloved Master Emerald…”

A frown formed on glossed lips as a huff emitted from them. Sure, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to steal that giant emerald, but something didn’t seem right… Those eyes of the ivory bat’s lowered in unamusement. “That stupid echidna must think I’m an idiot!” Remarked Rouge loudly crossing her arms in annoyed haste. “He must be hiding nearby waiting for me to try and take the Master Emerald so he can attempt to ambush me!” She wasn’t going to fall for such an amateur plan! For God sakes, she was Rouge the Bat! She was a master thief, treasure hunter, spy, and secret agent! A smirk replaced her frown that was chased by a haughty laugh. One of her hands rose from off the side of one of her hips lifted close to her mouth as she emitted the noise.

Silly Knuxie… I knew you were stupid, but this takes the cake! Thought Rouge now getting ready to go into her spy mode. She was going to maneuver around stealthfully but quickly so she could find where Knuckles’ hiding spot was and expose his plan! Her smirk grew wider while her speed did. She decided to make her way around the small forest area down around the alter.

It didn’t take her long to stride so fast and silently into that vicinity she had sought to search within. Moving a feminine gloved hand up, she turned on her trusty treasure scope making it able for her to seem invisible items as well as thru objects. After a minute or so of searching for the echidna male, the scope saw his figure past a tree standing in a pond.

Turning off the scope when she found who she had been looking for, Rouge tip-toed her way towards the tree that would have shielded Knuckles. Once she was against the trunk of it she peered from behind it to see what he was doing. Her eyes lite up in mischief at seeing that he was bathing before them. His broad muscular back was facing her as he continued with his cleansing unaware of her presence.

Pulling her head from its position, the blanco bat now had her back to the trunk as she started to ponder. Hmm… looks like I was wrong when I didn’t find him there… Thought Rouge having her peach arms crossed with her thumb and coiled index finger to her mouth. At coming to that realization to her slight paranoia the she bat found herself growing angry! Damn that stinking echidna! I could have been long gone with the Master Emerald, but instead I had to come all the way out her just to see him starking… naked… Her expression turned to one of deviousness as her eyes took in the green version of her outfit she was wearing. If she wasn’t trying to spy on the crimson echidna, she would have let a laugh surface to then from her glossed lips. Oh, how she was going to get some revenge on him!

Cerulean orbs peered from behind the tree once again to check up on Knuckles’ status. Her evil grin grew when she saw him in his same position. Stealthful and quietly as before, Rouge began to make her way from her hiding spot. One of her arms lowered so her hand could touch the area where her mind had chosen for the ‘revenge’ to take place. It took a good couple of seconds but she was now behind him without catching wind of it. That is when her hand reached forward taking some scarlet red fur between her thumb and index finger on his buttocks giving it a nice pinch!

Rouge couldn’t stop herself from chuckling in amusement from the display before her! Just about every strand of fur stood upon Knuckles’ body as he let out a combination of surprise and slight pain. Then his buff body collapsed into the water! As soon as he surfaced for air, amethyst orbs were fiercely upon the female bat!

“You!” Knuckles growled in pure rage with a bright blush upon his muzzle just as red as fur. One of his giant hands was against his backside protectively while the other pointed vigorously at her. His entire body was shaking in anger and embarrassment. “Who do you think you are touching me like that?!” That gruff voice of his then grew in volume and angered emotion. “It’s bad enough that you try to steal my Master Emerald, but to sneak upon me naked then do that?!”

Rouge simply leant over at the end of his rant having a slightly ticked off expression. “I’m the one who should be mad! And you deserve that for being a stupid stinking knucklehead!” Then she grinned before pinching his nose with a low laugh.

The gruff echidna’s face started to flare up at the ivory bat’s actions in invading his personal space. But then his expression got more intense with so much anger at her words! When she had the gull to pinch his nose, oh ok, she was asking for it! Without second thought, Knuckles began to charge at her not caring if he was buck naked.

She simply flew out of his way now starting to fly away from him. A loud mocking laugh filled the air as she flew at a slower pace.

Not thinking about grabbing his gloves, socks, or shoes, Knuckles ran on after her. Once he’d get to a clearing he’d glide up there and teach her not to mess with him!

“Happy Saint Patricks Day Knuxie!” Said the promiscuous bat as she kept her pace slow and height low within the air. She was going to keep this up till he got tired of her. Maybe finding him stark naked wasn’t such a bad thing after all…

The End