|Diary of a Man With Schizophrenic Tendencies
Author: Velvet Liquor PM
When timid Dr. Jekyll creates rambunctious Mr. Hyde, the only thing that can ensue is randomness, crack humor, and, to the horror of all, impossible slash. After all, they share the same mind.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - H. Jekyll & E. Hyde - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 04-11-09 - Published: 04-10-09 - id: 4984537
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Diary of Henry Jekyll:
I've decided that I am sick of my life. My God, I am nearly forty-four years old! I have more wrinkles than Joan Rivers! If I were a younger man, I could travel the world. Well, perhaps I would just stay home, seeing as how I have a severe case of agoraphobia, which just so happens to be an irrational fear of traveling. Oh well, I suppose that's what the Travel Channel's for, eh? And if I were young and beautiful (I'll have you know I used to look just like David Hasselhoff as a young lad. Hmmm…wonder why I never married?) again, I could snag a bride for myself. Mother has been on my case far more than usual about that particular subject.
Jekyll's Mum: Henry Jekyll, I want grandchildren, blah blah blah, naggitty, naggitty, nag.
I must admit I fear that whomever I have the opportunity to marry will be just like her. I can't even count all the dates that have gone bad because of that nosy woman. I remember the time when she set me up with that bloody prostitute, the one with three fingers. I mean, even a prostitute should have the decency to have at least four fingers.
I just had to write a parody for my favorite novella of all time. :)