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Lillita
Author of 8 Stories

Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 04-13-09 - Published: 04-12-09 - id:4989684

Chapter three? Already? It took four hours before it would let me upload it, but Yes! I can’t believe how addicting these things are to write. You say, Oh I’m done, and then another song comes on and you can’t stop writing!

Rules are in the first chapter.

Disclaimer: of course I don’t own Psych. If I did, I would be posting this on the official Psych website instead of on a FAN fiction site.


1. “I Know You Know” The Friendly Indians

Lassiter looked at Shawn. His look said everything. He knew.

“I know you know.” Shawn said. “What are you going to do about it?”

Lassiter just smiled.

--

2. “Up” Shaniah Twain

Lassiter was handcuffed to Shawn in a dark cellar.

He blamed the psychic’s antics for getting them chained together. If he would just shut his mouth then everything would have been fine.

But no, he had to do all of his psychic mumbo jumbo and flapping his arms. Needless to say Lassiter was pissed. He wanted to strangle the younger man and was sure he’d be justified in doing so.

“Relax Lassie. It can’t get worse than this!”

Lassiter scoffed. Of course he had to say that.

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3. “When I’m With You” Simple Plan

Shawn wished that he could keep the feelings that Lassiter gave him in a jar on his desk so that he could feel the way he felt when he was with Lassiter all the time. He wanted to stay that way forever, but he knew that he’d never get anywhere with the way things were going.

Lassiter was resisting. He would never voluntarily spend time with him. It made Shawn sad to be left out of Lassiter’s heart. He wanted to be with Lassiter, but it seemed like they weren’t meant to be, no matter how much he wanted it.

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4. “He’s Everything You Want” Vertical Horizon

One might argue that Shawn and Lassiter were friends. Of course someone else would argue that they were anything but. Everyone agreed that there was something there.

It seemed like Shawn was everything that Lassiter wasn’t, yet everything he wanted to be. Together they were complete, apart they just drifted. There was a gap between them that was slowly being filled over time, pushing them together and apart.

And Juliet wondered when they were going to realize that they were everything they wanted, everything they needed. They just needed a push in the right direction. Maybe they were already headed in the right direction.

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5. “Jamais je n'avouerai” (Never I shall confess {The French version of “I won’t say I’m in Love”})

Lassiter sighed almost dreamily. Everyone in the station looked in his direction. They all knew what was “wrong.”

Their Head Detective was in Love. No matter how vehemently he denied it, they all knew the truth. You just had to take one look at the way he looked at Shawn, the way he treated him. They had a connection.

As long as they never mentioned the word love around him, they were okay. They all knew he’d never admit it out loud that he was in love, but they all knew.

--

6. “The Broken RoadRascal Flats

It had been a long road to get to where they were now. There had been many twists and turns along the way. Occasionally they’d lost sight of the road, and occasionally they’d take the scenic route.

Some days they would get lost, but together they’d found it. Where the road ended; happiness.

It had been a hard war to get everyone to accept them for who they were, but none of that mattered. They were together now, and they’d never been happier.

They could remember how hard it took them to get there, and it made them cherish the present even more.

It had taken a long broken road to get there, but looking at the two now, you knew that they wouldn’t have had it any other way.

--

7. “Beautiful Soul”

“Shawn, why do you stay with me?”

“Wha?”

“I’m a grumpy old man. You should be with someone more like you.”

“More like me?”

“Yeah, someone who won’t drag you down.”

Shawn smiled. “Carl, you don’t drag me down. You want to know why I stay with you? It’s because you have the most beautiful soul I’ve ever seen. I know that if I ever need help, or someone to talk to, you’ll listen. You’ll always be there.”

They paused and Shawn pressed his lips against Lassiter’s. “Oh, and you’re not old. My dad’s old… You’re only slightly old.”

Leave it to Shawn to ruin a moment like that.

--

8. “Everything I do, I do it for you” Brian Adams

How long had it taken Lassiter to realize that everything he did, he did for Shawn? Too long. But once he realized it, he had taken longer to accept his feelings. And then he embraced them.

Shawn would wait for Lassiter as long as he needed. He felt like Lassiter had accepted him. Every part of him.

Lassiter would die for Shawn if the situation called for it, and Shawn knew he would do the same. Everything they had was worth it.

It was a deep, furious emotion that ran between them. Everyone knew that they didn’t get between Shawn and Lassiter. Heaven help any criminal who tried to go after the Psychic. Sure Shawn could handle himself, but it never hurt to have Lassiter watching his back.

They lived for each other, and they would die for each other. It was an unspoken pact, one that was upheld strictly. Their love was worth fighting for.

--

9. “Courage” Superchick

There was a secret Shawn. One that came out when he was alone. No one ever realized that he was depressed. He played the part of happy so well. Everyone thought that he was okay.

He wished that someone could tell that something was wrong.

Lassiter often wondered about Shawn. There was a smile that never quite reached his eyes. Everything he did was like a cry for help. He’d seen Shawn at the station walking through the hallways staring blankly ahead. He knew something was wrong. But he wasn’t sure if he could talk to the boy abut it.

And one day he knew he had to. The light in the psychic’s eyes was gone.

“Spencer,” he pulled the other into an interrogation room. “Let’s talk.”

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10. “Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me. ”Alice Cooper

Shawn were drunk. It was obvious by the way he was talking

Shawn, it’s three in the morning. Why are you calling?

Laaaaaaasiee. I can’t sleep!

“You so you called me?”

“Yeees. You can get rid of the clown.”

“What in the world are you talking about?” Lassiter asked trying to make sense of the last comment.

“The clown is trying to eat me.”

“Spencer, go to sleep”

“No! Clown’s gonna eat me.”

“What do you want me to do about it?”

“Make it go away?”

Lassiter paused

“Pleaseeeeee?”

A sigh, then “I’ll be there in a minute.”

“I love you lassie”

“I tolerate you Shawn. God knows why.”


These are so much fun to write. I thought it was rather funny that the first one I got was the psych theme song.

I can’t believe how many hit’s I’ve gotten so far! This story has only been up for less than a day and I’ve already gotten over 140 hits! I hope that means you guys like them. If you guys see any typo's or anything odd in any of my shuffles, can you guys please tell me so that I can correct them?

Well, that’s it for this time,

Princess of the Queens out.



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