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Don't hurt me, but...Harry's discovered Twilight. Mwhahaha.

Dear Riddly-cakes,

Just discovered an intersting read.

Before you ask, Hermione didn't reccomend it to me. Seriosuly, all that woman reads is 'Hogwarts, A History' (which she has memorized) and our schoolbooks.

Ron hates it. Something about a fear of vampires. He's such a baby.

Anyway, I'm sending the book with this letter. It's called 'Twilight'.

Enjoy!

-Harry Potter

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Potter--

Read Twilight......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

.....................................................................................................................................WHY?!?! WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS ACCURSED BOOK!!!! I MUST GO PRY MY EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!!! VAMPIRE ROMANCE!!! Gah...I think my corneas have burned out.

--Lord Voldemort

PS: Riddly-cakes? Are you high off something...?---Wait, the answer to that is probably yes.

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Gah...That'ss all I can think of...and it sucks. Horribly. Whatever...review, and PLEASE, for the love of all things sacred, give me an idea or two!!!

Sorry...I just have massive writer's block with this story.

-LN12