Kakashi was sitting on a park bench reading his Icha-Icha Paradise, when his girlfriend of seven months or was fifteen…he wasn’t sure but they’ve been dating for a long time. “Oh, Kakashi!” Anko drawled, rocking on the bawls of her feet.
“Hn?”
“I have something to tell you?”
“Hn.”
“Kakashi,” Anko placed her hands on her knees, staring at the masked man. “Guess what?”
“Hn?”
“I’m pregnant!” Anko squealed and the book he was reading fell to the floor. “Isn’t that great! You’re going to be a daddy!” Anko hugged him. “Though we really should get married before the baby’s born, my parents, if they were alive, would through a fit, not that I care.”
“Um…I have to go!” Kakashi said and left.

Naruto looked at his two teammates. “What’s taking him so long? Its been four hours!”
“Hn,” Sasuke sighed. “He’s one hour later than usual, that’s a new record for Kakashi-sensei,” Sasuke looked at Sakura. “What do you think Sakura?”
“I think your right…oh! Look! Here comes Kakashi-sensei now!” Sakura pointed, to Kakashi, who was running at top speed towards them. He stopped and panted, clearly out of breath.
“Um…Kakashi-sensei? Is there something wrong?” Naruto asked.
“I’m going to be a daddy,” Kakashi cried. The three genin looked at him. “Anko’s pregnant!”

Yeah...sorry about it being so short. Once again, the crappy formating is do to DA.

Dedication: Sara, who as relight my flame of love for the violent romance that is KakaAnko.

R'n'R or I'll kick you.

DJ