'The Remus Lupin Fan Club Is Now Open'

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There was a young man from far away

Who had the misfortune of going grey

But I daresay

Fair play to the man,

For one is rarely so kind

So full of knowledge, wit and wisdom

To feed and fuel a mind

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Take heed, for he has everything you might ever need

Offer a keen ear, and let him near

Let yourself be entertained by a delightful fellow

One relaxed and mellow

Who might stop you in the hall and say hello,

Whose voice is sweet and who would never bellow.

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So never fear, intrepid learner

For he is here.

Keep him close and let yourself hear

His tale of a tail.

Drop him a line

And you may find

That there is, in fact, a God

And his name is Remus Lupin.