Wind, rain, sleet, snow

No matter the weather, there I’ll go

To London town to earn my keep

I’ll return late to get some sleep

A hard day’s work, that’s every day

But there’s still time for fun and play

A game of cards, a swig of gin

A trip to the Cripples? Count me in!

I love to laugh and have some fun

At cheeky laughs I’m number one!

I can be annoying; it’s love or hate

What’s my name?

Charley Bates!