Author: Kira Krueger PM
This is just a random conversation set after Freddy VS. Jason...I own nothing.Rated: Fiction K - English - Parody/Humor - Words: 532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 04-19-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5006498
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(Freddy randomly poofs into CCL)
Freddy: What the crap? Why am I at camp crystal lake?!
Lori: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why are you here?!
Freddy: I have no idea. Why are you still here? Freddy VS Jason is over in case you couldn't tell.
Lori: I know that. I just kinda poofed here...besides, me and Will couldn't get back home.
Freddy: Ooooooookay that sucks for you...and if you poofed here I'm the queen of Sheba.
Jason: Hi guys! What's up?! I want a rematch, and who ever wins can kill her, and her boyfriend.
Freddy: Deal. But this time I choose where we fight.
Jason: *Sniffling* I wanna fight here!
(Lori, Freddy, and Will roll their eyes)
Freddy: Alright, Alright! We can fight here.
Jason: (Hugs Freddy) Yay! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Freddy: PUT ME DOWN YOU RETARD!
(He straightens his sweater, fedora, and glove)
Freddy: (You don't hug your arch-nemesis! Next he'll be inviting me to dinner...Idiot.)
Jason: 'Kay buddy!
Freddy: I'm not your 'buddy'.
Jason: What do I call you then Freddy?!
Freddy: What do you think genius?!
Jason: Is that a trick question?!
Freddy: Call me whatever you want, just get on with it!
Jason: Okay Buddy!
Freddy: Except that.
Jason: Okay bro!
Freddy: And that.
Jason: Okay dude?
Freddy: (Shruggs) That'll work.
The two slasher's tie up Lori and Will.
Jason: Why aren't they worrying/screaming?
Freddy: I don't know...Yo, Lori...Will, a little more dramatic here.
(Lori and Will exchange looks.)
Lori: (bored) Oh, however will we escape? Ahhh.
Will: (bored) I don't know. We're doomed. Ahhh.
Freddy: Smart alecks, anyway, ready?
(Jason slaps Freddy's hand away from him)
Freddy: Ow! You-you-you jerk!
Jason: Hey, I'm the one who broke a nail...so, don't talk to me about painful.
Freddy: Look! There's a kid who's dissing your mom!
(Freddy kicks him in the back of the knee, and takes machete)
Freddy: No where.
(Lori and Will free themselves, and Lori picks up the machete, and creeps up behind Freddy.)
Lori: (Holding machete) Hey, Freddy....
(Freddy turns around and screams like a girl, sinking to his knees)
Freddy: NO! I'm melting....melting...
Jason: Um, isn't that from the wizard of Oz?
Freddy: Yeah, I can't watch the whole movie through by myself...It's scary.
Jason: And I'm the retard?
(More immature fighting)
Will: Why are you guys fighting? There are two of you and two of us, so you could each kill one of us...
(Freddy and Jason whisper amongst themselves for a moment)
Freddy: Me and my associate have decided to take you up on that offer...
Will: I was just saying!
(Freddy and Jason kill the teens.)
Jason: Now that's over with...you wanna watch the wizard of Oz with me?
Freddy: I don't know...If you can handal it...
Jason: You can scream at the scary parts, and grab my arm if you need too...
Freddy: Okay, let's go.
The rivalry ends....or does it?!