|Toonville in the Making
Author: LordryuTJ PM
This shows unrevealed secrets from Seasons 1-17, plus a ton of ideas rejected by the Toonville team. It sucks donkey dung, so CANCELLED.Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 09-30-09 - Published: 04-21-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5010955
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Toonville in the Making CH23: Independence Not
Plot: Make a review for a plot for this epic chapter of Toonville in the Making. Cartman also gets Kyle to really suck his balls in the next chapter or so. Blegh much?! Sound tough? Get used to it! Find out what else happens in this episode of Toonville in the Making!!!
Announcer: …Because every day we live, we face—(Chris Mc-Lean pops up on screen.
Chris Mc-Lean's voice: Yo! Wrong show! It's Toonville in the Making!!
Announcer: Oh. We're back to Toonville in the Making!
(We cut to Room 234, which is a exact replica of a castle. Stewie is there)
Stewie: Wow! This looks like something from Soul Calibur V. (Peter comes out of nowhere)
Peter: That's because it is something from Soul Calibur V!
Stewie: Oh. (The camera zooms in on Peter)
Peter: So, you ready to do the second episode of season 19 of Toonville? (The camera zooms out, revealing that Stewie is wearing a bee keeper suit)
Stewie: Oh. Right. Sorry, I was going to be a bee keeper and help my friend get the hive down.
Peter: Who's your friend again?
Peter: Oh, yeah! Yeah, how's he doing?
Stewie: Oh, he's doing fi—oh, will you just come with me?!
Peter: Okay! Okay!
Stewie: (Holding up a Peter-sized bee keeper suit) Here, put this on!
Peter: Okay. (Puts on the bee keeper suit)
Stewie: All right! Let's go.
(We cut to Room 12: A backyard set. There is a tree that has a bee hive Bender is relaxing on a hammock. Stewie and Peter come in and smack the hive off the tree. Peter catches all the bees with Stewie and they put them in a bee jar)
Bender: Whoa! (Gets off the hammock and runs up to Peter and Stewie) Thanks guys! (Shakes Peter's hand, then shakes Stewie's hand)
Peter & Stewie: You are welcome! (They high five each other in the air)
All: Yeah! (The frame when they high five each other in the air freezes)
Bender: When do we continue moving?
Peter: Until the next scene comes!
(We cut to Room 359: The room where Duncan and Harold fought. Harold's dead body from Chapter twenty-two is right next to the reviver. Brian comes in and puts Harold's dead body in the reviver bin. Harold revives in Room 23: A spike pit. He gets impaled by a spike. Duncan sees this and laughs at Harold's fate, but Harold is still alive)
Harold: I'm still alive, you know! (Duncan walks over to Harold and breaks his neck)
Duncan: Jackass! (Laughs, then walks off-screen)
(Meanwhile, in Room 455: A bowling set. Brian, Master Shake, Chef, Owen, Chowder, K'nuckles, Cody, Izzy, DJ, Flapjack, Truffles, Ezekiel, Homer and Mung. Brian is holding a bowling ball. He throws it down the lane, which the gutters are blocked off. The bowling ball never touches the bumpers and Brian gets a strike. Everyone else cheers except Owen and Chef. Owen is holding a green bowling ball)
Chef: C'mon, Owen! You got a strike on the line! (Owen starts to throw the ball, but sees Izzy's signature on the green ball. Owen lets the ball go. It bounces off a side and lands in the left gutter)
K'nuckles: Pick a lane!
Homer: Hey, good shot Connie!
Brian: His name is not Connie!
Homer: Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! (Everyone else but Brian and Chef join in) Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie! Connie!
Owen: My name's not fucking Connie! No matter how I fucking try, I fucking land in the fucking gutters! But my name's never fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fucking Connie!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Explodes in a gory fashion)
Chef: What the fuck?! (Brian goes up to what was Owen)
Brian: He's dead. (Everyone else gasps)
Homer: How did he die?
Brian: A rage explosion! Quick, get the remains to the reviver bin!