Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,

He always knows when to squint.

Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,

He never has any pocket lint,

Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,

Gave me a tasty breath mint,

Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,

Solved the puzzle without a hint,

Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,

His eyes have such a lovely tint.

Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,

Starts a fire without any flint,

Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,

Teaches his cat how to print,

Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,

Never seen a faster sprint,

Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,

Almost named his brother Clint,

Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,

His face is so noticeably glint,

Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint

Never drinks more than a pint!