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PhantomBialystock
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Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Reviews: 1 - Published: 04-23-09 - id:5015567

A/N: So whenever I listen to my Ipod, I either come up with a parody of it for The Producers or The Phantom of the Opera. Since I already started something like this for Phantom, I decided to write up one of the ideas and post it. Enjoy! I might do more, and if you have a request for a certain song, don't hesitate to ask.


Don't Stop Him Now - A parody of Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

(After getting back from Max's office, Leo is at his desk at the accounting firm. He's daydreaming about the life Max has just described to him.)

Leo: Tonight,

I'd like to have myself

A real good time,

And feel alive, live, live, live!

See my life

Turning inside out.

Strutting around in my glory,

So . . .

Accountants: Don't stop him now.

Don't stop him,

He'll be having a good time,

Having a great time!

(The set changes to a bunch of lighted signs and marquees with Leo's name on them. They began to dance around as the desks slide off of the stage and Leo's daydream becomes reality)

Leo: I'll be the superstar

In the magazines.

Like a tiger,

Defying the laws of gravity!

I'm a racing car zooming by,

A famous producer!

Just watch me go, go, go,

There's no stopping me!

And they'll all know my name, yeah.

Leopold Bloom,

That name will soon be shining up in lights!

You'll see me climbing to new heights.

Accountants: We're gonna see a super-sonic man made of you!

Don't stop him now!

Leo: I'm having such a good time.

I'm having a ball.

Accountants: Don't stop him now!

Leo: Oh, I know I'll have a good time!

I'll be off the wall!

Accountants: Don't stop him now!

Leo: I'll be having a good time!

Accountants: Don't stop him now.

Leo: I'll be having a good time.

I won't want to stop at all!

I'm a rocket ship,

Flying to the stars.

It's a collision course,

But I will make it through.

It's outta control!

I'm a sex machine,

Ready to reload.

Or an atom bomb,

Who's gonna

Leo and Accountants: Woah, woah, woah, explode!

Leo: And they'll all know my name, yeah.

Leopold Bloom,

That name will soon be shining up in lights!

You'll see me climbing to new heights.

Accountants: We're gonna see a super-sonic man made of you!

Don't stop him.

Don't stop him.

Don't stop him.

Don't stop him

Don't stop him.

Don't stop him.

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Don't stop him.

Don't stop him.

Leo: Have a good time, good time!

Accountants: Don't stop him.

Don't stop him!

Leo: And they'll all know my name, yeah.

Leopold Bloom,

That name will soon be shining up in lights!

You'll see me climbing to new heights.

Accountants: We're gonna see a super-sonic man made of you!

Don't stop him now!

Leo: I'm having such a good time.

I'm having a ball.

Accountants: Don't stop him now!

Leo: Oh, I know I'll have a good time!

I'll be off the wall!

Accountants: Don't stop him now!

Leo: I'll be having a good time!

Accountants: Don't stop him now.

Leo: I'll be having a good time.

I won't want to stop at all!

All: (I, he) won't want to stop at all!

(The desks come back on stage and the lights and marquees go away.)



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