Author's Note: I harbour no ill will towards religious folk in writing this. I do not condone hatred towards other people for the sole reason of their religion. I am an atheist myself, and will block any users reviewing this as 'blasphemy' and/or going against their religion.

On a lighter note, feel free to use this text in any way you wish.

Our Haruhi, who art in Japan
Awesome be thy series
Thy novels come
Thy will be done
In Europe, as it is in Japan
Give us this day our daily laughs
And forgive us our fan-wanking
As we forgive those who fan-wank against us.
And lead us not into Naruto
But deliver us from Asakura
[For thine is the aliens,
and the time travellers, and the espers,
for ever and ever.
Amen.]