YAYZ! Jess- me- is back! This time i have forces the Akatsuki into a Karaoke contest and i need YOU to vote for your favourite (It helps if you listen to the songs :3)

I ran down the corridor as i yelled loudly,
"Get your asses into da living room!"
- I'm very friendly aren't i? XD

After minutes of grumbling and protests we were sat down and the karaoke machine looked very evil at the moment. I gave it a staring match and it beat me,
"You cheated!" I yelled at the machine, and began having an arguement whilst the machine just remained macho-cool.
After my arguement it was time to start the contest. And of course Pein was going first- after getting voted by everbody.
He decided to glare at me first.
Then he sang.

I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning I sweep alone Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing: "Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"

One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can't explain Once you go there was never, never an honest word That was when I ruled the world (Ohhh)

It was the wicked and wild wind Blew down the doors to let me in Shattered windows and the sound of drums People couldn't believe what I'd become

Revolutionaries wait For my head on a silver plate Just a puppet on a lonely string Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can't explain I know Saint Peter will call my name Never an honest word But that was when I ruled the world (Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing Be my mirror my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign field For some reason I can't explain I know Saint Peter will call my name Never an honest word But that was when I ruled the world Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh

I just laughed at him- since i'm evil like that. Before forcing Konan onto the 'stage'
She also glared at me-you'd think they'd have something better to do with their time.
Then she sang.

I thought I saw a man brought to life He was warm, he came around like he was dignified He showed me what it was to cry Well you couldnt be that man I adored You dont seem to know, dont seem to care what your heart is for But I dont know him anymore Theres nothing where he used to lie My conversation has run dry Thats whats going on, nothings fine Im torn

Im all out of faith, this is how I feel Im cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real Im wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn Youre a little late, Im already torn

So I guess the fortune tellers right Should have seen just what was there and not some holy light To crawl beneath my veins and now I dont care, I have no luck, I dont miss it all that much Theres just so many things that I cant touch, Im torn

Im all out of faith, this is how I feel Im cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real Im wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn Youre a little late, Im already torn. torn.

Theres nothing where he used to lie My inspiration has run dry Thats whats going on, nothings right, Im torn

Im all out of faith, this is how I feel Im cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real Im wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn Im all out of faith, this is how I feel Im cold and Im ashamed bound and broken on the floor Youre a little late, Im already torn

I cheered loudly for her since she was SO awesome and her glare turned to a smile. YAY!
I then kicked Hidan onto the stage since he was getting onto my nerves.
You'll never guess what he did next- he glared at me!
And you won't guess what happened after that!

Well I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya?
Well it goes like this :
The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah...

Well your faith was strong but you needed proof You saw her bathing on the roof Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya And she tied you to her kitchen chair She broke your throne and she cut your hair And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah...

(Yeah but) Baby I've been here before I've seen this room and I've walked this floor, (You know)
I used to live alone before I knew ya And I've seen your flag on the marble arch and love is not a victory march It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah...

Well there was a time when you let me know What's really going on below But now you never show that to me do ya But remember when I moved in you And the holy dove was moving too And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah

Hallelujah...

Maybe there's a God above But all I've ever learned from love Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya And it's not a cry that you hear at night It's not somebody who's seen the light It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelu.
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelu.
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah

...

I never would have guessed he could sing... Life is weird sometimes.
I was gonna annoy him- but i decided against it and kicked Kakuzu onto the stage.
No need to tell you what happened next.

Some live for the bill Some kill for the bill She wined for the bill Grind for the bill (and she used to be the sweetest girl) Some steal for the bill, if they got to pay they bill (and she used to be the sweetest girl) Tonight Wyclef, Akon, Weezy on the bill High school she was that girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym (Just to get a peek again, she's a 10) High school she was That girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym (Just to get a peek again, she's a 10) Never thought she would come and work for the president Mr. George Washington (where my money at?) She thought he'd call (where my money at?) She had a good day, bad day, sunny day, rainy day All he wanna know is (where my money at?) Closed legs don't get fed, go out there and make my bread All you wanna know is (where my money at?) She ended up in a road car, bruised up, scarred hard All you wanna know is (where my money at?) She thought he'd call (where my money at?) Cos I'mma tell you like wu told me Cash rules everything around me Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Cos I'mma tell you like wu told me Cash rules everything around me Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Pimpin' got harder cos, hoes got smarter On the strip is something they don't wanna be a part of Rather be up in the club shakin' for a dub For triple times the money and spending it like they wanna They got they mind on they money, money on they mind They got they finger on the trigger, hand on the nines See everyday they feel the struggle, but staying on they grind And ain t nobody takin from us, and that s the bottom line

But I know there's a drop in the block You move slow You getting' pressure from cops you don't know not to lay low Because 25 to life is no joke To all my real gorillas thuggin' On top of corners every day strugglin' All the beautiful women getting' money Washin' them dollar bills like laundry

Cos I'mma tell you like wu told me Cash rules everything around me Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Cos I'mma tell you like wu told me Cash rules everything around me Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall)

Money, money-money-money Money, money-money-money It drives the world crazy

She used to be (she used to be the sweetest girl)

She used to be the sweetest girl ever Now she like sour ameretta She wears a dress to the T like the letter And if you make it rain she will be under the weather She used to run track back in high school Now she tricks off the track right by school She takes a loss cos she don't wanna see her child lose So respect her, I'll pay up for the time used And then she runs to the pastor And he tells her there will be a new chapter But she feels no different after And then she asks him Where my money at? Cos I'mma tell you like wu told me Cash rules everything around me Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Cos I'mma tell you like wu told me Cash rules everything around me Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Singin' dollar dollar bill yall(dollar, dollar bill yall) Some live for the bill Some kill for the bill (where my money at?) She wined for the bill Grind for the bill (where my money at?) Some steal for the bill, if they got to pay the bill (where my money at?) Tonight Wyclef, Akon, Weezy on the bill

Typical Kakuzu- always about money.
NEXT- Kisame.

Yo listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue like him inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and hisself And everybody around Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue his house With the blue little window and a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and hisself And everybody around cause he aint got Nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue (if I was green I would die)

I was trying very hard not to laugh- and failing.
NEXT- Itachi

Refrain Angel of darkness Angel of darkness The world is in your hand But I will fight until the end

Angel of darkness Angel of darkness Don't follow your command But I will figth and I will stand

When darkness falls Pain is all The Angel of Darkness will leave behind and I will fight

The love is lost beauty and light have vanished from garden of delight

The dreams are gone midnight has come the darkness is our new kingdom

Refrain

Hunt goes on deep in the night time to pray down on your knees you can't hide from the eternal light until my last breath I will figth( I will fight...) Now realise the stars they die darkness has fallen in paradise

but we'll be strong and we will fight against the creatures of the night

Weird... Anyway, next up... Deidara

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want relationship!
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to know your name.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to meet you mom.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Ok, Annie, listen. I dont want to make sex, eat chocolate, look at animals, take walk. No.
You come home and you say, Hashmeer touch me down there, I like that.
I dont think so Annie, dont have time, want to drink, cigarette, you know.
You know what I need Annie? Ill tell you what.

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to talk to you.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to know your name I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want relationship.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Oh, Hashmeer, Hashmeer, you look so good in that hat. Why dont you give me lots of kaiss?
WROOONG!
I dont think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon, idiot!
I dont have time. I have too many women. All I got time for you know what is?

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to talk to you.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to know your name I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane when you give me that bang, bang, bang!
Beish, beish, beish, beish When you give me that bang, bang, bang Bang, bang, bang Shiggity bang, bang, bang!
Shwat? bang, bang, bang!
I dont want relationship.
I just want bang, bang, bang!

I was going to punch him into the next dimension at that moment.
Anyway... Up next is... Zetsu

I Took My Baby On A Saturday Bang Boy Is That Girl With You Yes We're One And The Same

Now I Believe In Miracles And A Miracle Has Happened Tonight

But, If You're Thinkin'
About My Baby It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

They Print My Message In The Saturday Sun I Had To Tell Them I Ain't Second To None

And I Told About Equality An It's True Either You're Wrong Or You're Right

But, If You're Thinkin'
About My Baby It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

I Am Tired Of This Devil I Am Tired Of This Stuff I Am Tired Of This Business Sew When The Going Gets Rough I Ain't Scared Of Your Brother I Ain't Scared Of No Sheets I Ain't Scare Of Nobody Girl When The Goin' Gets Mean

[L. T. B. Rap Performance]
Protection For Gangs, Clubs And Nations Causing Grief In Human Relations It's A Turf War On A Global Scale I'd Rather Hear Both Sides Of The Tale See, It's Not About Races Just Places Faces Where Your Blood Comes From Is Where Your Space Is I've Seen The Bright Get Duller I'm Not Going To Spend My Life Being A Color

[Michael]
Don't Tell Me You Agree With Me When I Saw You Kicking Dirt In My Eye

But, If You're Thinkin' About My Baby It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

I Said If You're Thinkin' Of Being My Baby It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

I Said If You're Thinkin' Of Being My Brother It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

Ooh, Ooh Yea, Yea, Yea Now Ooh, Ooh Yea, Yea, Yea Now

It's Black, It's White It's Tough For You To Get By It's Black , It's White, Whoo

It's Black, It's White It's Tough For You To Get By It's Black , It's White, Whoo

Am I missing anyone? Sasori is dead... Tobi is not a part so... That just leaves MOI!
So many songs.
Hmm.
I KNOW!

Remember the feelings, remember the day My stone heart was breaking My love ran away This moments I knew I would be someone else My love turned around and I fell Be my bad boy, be my man Be my week-end lover But don't be my friend You can be my bad boy But understand That I don't need you in my life again Won't you be my bad boy, be my man Be my week-end lover But don't be my friend You can be my bad boy But understand That I don't need you again No I don't need you again

You once made this promise To stay by my side But after some time you just pushed me aside You never thought that a girl could be strong Now I'll show you how to go on

Be my bad boy, be my man Be my week-end lover But don't be my friend You can be my bad boy But understand That I don't need you in my life again

Won't you be my bad boy, be my man Be my week-end lover But don't be my friend You can be my bad boy But understand That I don't need you again No I don't need you again

YAYZ!!! Finally finished! Hallelujah!
Vote for YOUR favourite now!