I do not own Starcraft. But I play the game.

1.1 I n tune of Jingle bells

1.2 Dashing Through Space! Making Species Bright! I Would Love To Dance And Sing On This Beautiful Night!

1.3 Jingle Bells

1.4 Raynor Smell

Kerrigan Laid An Egg!

Admiral Duke's Tank Lost A Wheel

And Zeratal Learned Ballet

Hey!

Jingle Bells

1.5 Rayor Smells

Kerrigan Laid An Egg

Admiral Duke's Tank Lost a Wheel

And Zeratal Learned Ballet!

OH! Jingl.

Raynor: Now wait a second who the hell do you think you are!

Zeratal: I never learned ballet

Kerrigan: Your getting an ass whooping of the third kind!

DarkChild: Ha! I am DarkChild Master of ¼ of evil! And I am the Author of this story!

DarkChild gets on a bike with E.T

DarkChild: Use your Magic powers E.T

E.T : Me have No power. All Fake

DarkChild: No use of you!

Throws E.T off the bike

DarkChild: Crap! A tree!

*Hits Tree*

DarkChild: Well I'm safe for now!

*Walks off whistling