Disclaimer: I don’t own Twilight

I was on my way to Bella’s house. I had the most perfect plan in the entire universe. I was going to send Bella to Zimbabwe! I am an insanely obsessed fan girl of Edward Cullen, so I am going to do us all a favor and get rid of Bella.

I had everything ready. I pretended to mingle mine and Bella’s fate with the werewolves so Alice couldn’t see us and close my mind so Edward doesn’t find out. I ran into Bella’s house, past a sleeping Charlie, and into Bella’s room. She was reading, so I put a cloth in her mouth, grabbed her, stuffed her into the bag, while thinking about Jacob, and ran downstairs, struggling with the weight of her.

I quietly went out the door, careful not to wake Charlie. I ran very fast down to the beach, where there was a boat heading for Zimbabwe that I had booked. I threw her on board and yelled, “WHAT NOW, BITCH!” Smiling, I walked away.

Then, I went to Edward’s house. It took really long to get their though. I am not a very fast runner. Edward gave me a suspicious look when I came into his house, panting. “Where’s Bella?” He demanded. “And why are you blocking me with yellow marshmallows named Cornelius?” He gave me a look. “Bella’s in Zimbabwe.” I told him, unblocking my mind. “She’s WHAT!?” He started freaking out. “Chill, dude.” I said.

“You. Sent. Bella. To. Zimbabwe.” He stated blankly. I started laughing. “Yeah. So?”

Epilogue:

Eventually, Edward got over Bella’s disappearance. After five minutes of stressing, we got married. THE END

(Bella got a job as a fisherman in Zimbabwe and lived the rest of her life with a random guy named Theoreth)

Hehe, just a silly little something I wrote because I was bored. FLAMES WILL BE USED TO BURN BELLA! So I welcome them with acceptance :D