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A/N: Well, here we are at the epilogue. Despite what you may expect, we actually have a coherent ending for this. Yeah. We were a bit shocked, too.

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centerCops and Chariots

By: dancesthroughlife & SunshineandDaisys

Epilogue/center

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"So, let me get this straight," Jenko paused, eyebrows furrowed together as he surveyed Hanson and Hoffs. "You went back in time to fairy princess land, worked undercover as stable hands for a couple nights, got a lead and camped out in a hat--"

"--bonnet." Hanson corrected, sipping his instant coffee loudly. Ahh, modern technology.

"...whatever. So you camped out in a bonnet shop, which was broken into by one ugly mug with blonde hair identical to our hapless Prince's? And he had a rat--"

"--weasel, actually." Hoffs smiled, big flashy earrings in place.

"Geez, guys, stop with the interrupting already! When did you pick up this habit?!"

The younger cops shrugged.

"Anyway," Jenko continued. "So you recognized the weasel from the prissy little scrapbook you'd seen earlier, and you broke into the Prince's room to confirm it? Then you went to see the talking weasel to get the truth out of him? And he told you that the ugly dude was related to the royal dude by blood because their father had been in a secret homosexual love affair with the royal dude's wife's father?!"

"Yup." Hanson slurped. "Gross."

Jenko stared for a moment before turning to Hoffs. "Are you for serious?!"

"Uh-huh," nodded Hoffs, earrings bobbing.

"And the ugly dude kidnapped the royal dude to get revenge on his fathers and brother. He was holding the entire family hostage in a flammable ballroom when you kids came to the rescue. Then the royal dude 'accidentally' pushed him over the balcony and the ugly dude fell to his untimely death??" Jenko finished, scratching his head.

Hanson giggle, "Oh, yes. Accidentally!"

"So....what happened to them?" questioned their captain.

"Oh, don't worry," assured Hoffs, "We left them with a professional."

MEANWHILE

"So," Dr. Phil folded his hands together, "When did you start having these feelings for Wilhelm?"

Fredrick bit his lower lip, either in thought or embarrassment, before answering. "Well, I think it all started the first day we met at Hogwarts."

Dr. Phil nodded his bald head. "Mmhmm. Go on."

"I was walking down the corridor when I first noticed him..."

FIN!

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A/N: Yeah, so there it is. This is the end for reals this time. If you made it this far you should get a giant cookie. And bring us back one too while you're at it. Then, when you get the cookie, leave us a review.

Or just the review would be nice.