Ebony Dagger:OK, I'm going to put in a back story but also I'm going to pretty much ignore it after the first bit, so it's all about the couples!

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Lettuce smiled shyly as Shirogane announced yet another alien attack.

That meant that she could see Pai again.

For almost two years now, she had nursed a secret crush on him, but she didn't think he would ever return her feelings.

Transforming, she and the other Mews sprinted to the park and faced the impending Chimera Animals only to find that there were none

Instead, the three aliens faced them.

"So," Ichigo shouted, "Finally decided to fight us yourselves, you cowards!"

Pai nodded almost imperceptibly and suddenly Kish swooped down on her, Taruto leaped out and grabbed Pudding and Pai himself swept down and slung a trembling Lettuce over his shoulder.

The three teleported away, leaving only Mew Mint and Mew Zakuro standing alone.

"Damnit." Zakuro swore, transforming into her human counterpart.

Mint de-transformed as well and said, her voice trembling, "What do we do?"

Lettuce screamed as she was teleported away from her friends.

She did like Pai, but if he didn't return her feelings, then why else would he have kidnapped her except to torture her for information?

The three aliens teleported to the foyer of the ship then looked at each other.

Without a word they all teleported to their separate lodgings with the Mews still clutched in their arms like honoured possessions.

Purple hair mingled with green, blonde with brunette and green with fuchsia as the aliens took what they wanted from the Mews and the Mews gave everything they had.

At first, Ichigo struggled to get away, but as Kishu kissed her, she realised something important; Masaya was a stupid tree-hugger who only cared about her as a friend and she didn't like him, she liked the idea of him, liked the idea of dating a sporty, studious and good-looking boy.

As soon as she had had her epiphany, she allowed her true feelings of lust and a little love for Kishu to surface and let him have his way with her.

Pudding and Taruto just talked really, about everything, and kissed a little, experimenting and discussing everything now that they weren't considering themselves enemies any more.

After a little while, Pudding de-transformed, leaving herself vulnerable to Taruto, but instead of attacking her, he curled his body around her as she dozed off, and they fell to sleep in each other's embrace.

Pai spent almost an hour calming Lettuce down and dodging her attacks, but when she finally wore herself out, she almost collapsed from exhaustion, and only sheer force of will kept her on her feet.

He lifted her to the bed and waited until her eyelids fluttered to kiss her forehead, but she reached up to capture his lips with her own and things just escalated from there.

The next day, the aliens returned them to Earth and promised to kidnap them again soon.

Wearily, the girls staggered back to the cafe and fell asleep with their heads on a table, even as Mint and Zakuro attempted to interrogate them.

END

Well this is getting stupider by the one-shot, so I'm officially giving up in this story if no-one wants to give me any more ideas, because my brain has already discontinued this.