Joey: *grabs Corey* Corey, me and Val have to talk to you.

Corey: what is it now….

Valken: you're ignoring Brandy.

Corey: yeah…..and?

Joey: Corey, we know that you have confidence problems, but come on! How hard can it be? SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

Valken: if you don't take Brandy out on a date Corey, I swear-

Corey: OK, FINE! I WILL ASK BRANDY OUT ON A DATE!

Valken: wait…the usual Corey would never give in that easily…

Joey; he must like her!

Corey: *through clenched teeth* yes, I like Brandy.

*gasps*
Joey: I think I'm going to faint.

Valken: KAWAII!

*Joey and Valken throw Corey at Brandy, who is currently playing Jenga with Sid and Twiggy*

Sid: GODDAMNIT COREY YOU KNOCKED IT DOWN!
Twiggy: WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Corey: shut up you stupid redneck!

Twiggy: *clinging to Brandy* Your Corey-kun knocked down our jenga tower!

Brandy: *refuses to make eye contact with Corey*

Corey: *texts Valken* WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!

Valken: *text* do you NOT remember someone crying earlier!?

Corey: I thought that was Kagura…

Valken: no, it was Brandy, crying over you! NOW QUIT TEXTING ME AND ASK HER OUT!

Jim: Corey, who's crying in here?

Corey: Twiggy.

*random rock comes flying out of no where and hits Corey*

Corey: DAMMIT! JOEY I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!

Joey: WELL IF YOU'D JUST HURRY UP AND ASK HER OUT, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HURT YOU!

Corey: YOU KNOW I'M SH-

Joey/Valken: SHUT THE HELL UP AND ASK HER OUT!

Corey: fine! *turns to Brandy, not making eye contact, mumbling* Brandy, would you like to go to dinner with me tonight?

Brandy: *gasps* YESYESYESYESYES!!! *tackles Corey*

Corey: OW! WATCH THE RIBS WOMAN!

*later, in Valken's room*

Brandy: VALKEN I'M SO EXCITED!

Valken: I am too!
Joey: *attempting to put on chain necklace* Just remember, Brandy, we'll be at the same restaurant, so if Corey starts to talk about dead things and whatnot, just text Valken.

Brandy: um….ok…

Valken: ooh, you look so good!

*Brandy wearing black skirt, and lacy silk tank top with black eyeshadow and hair in ponytail*

Brandy: thank you!

Valken; now go and knock him dead!

Joey: not literally.

Brandy: ok! *skips out*

Corey: *jaw drops*

Brandy: ready to go, Corey?

Corey: *mumbles affirmation, doesn't make eye contact*

*Valken and Joey walk out, Joey in black shirt and black pants, Valken in black corset, fishnet shirt, and black skirt*

Corey: Just where in the hell do you two think you're going?!

Valken: is it a crime for me to go out with my boyfriend now?

Eric: yes it is!

Joey: no one asked you Eric.

Corey: right….um…bye…

*AT RESTARURANT*

Waiter: hi, my name is Bill, and I will be your waiter tonight. Our specials are minestrone soup, Caesar salad, or breadsticks.

Brandy: what do you want, Corey?

Corey: *hiding behind menu*

Brandy: um…

*random rock comes out of no where and hits Corey in the head*

Corey: OW! Um, Minestrone soup?

Brandy: yeah!

Waiter: alright sir, and what to drink?

Brandy: can I have Sprite?

Corey: *mumbles something sounding like Coke*

Waiter: was that a Coke, sir?

Corey: *nods, refusing to look at Brandy*

Waiter: alright sir, I'll be back in a few minutes with your drinks.

Brandy: so, Corey, do you have any hobbies?

Corey: um, once, I found this dead raccoon in my backyard, and it was rotting and everything. Clown was there with me, and he found a stick, so we took turns poking it….

Brandy: *eyes widen* Um….I see….

Joey: *drinking root beer at next table, chokes*

Valken: *gags into napkin*

Corey: *sits in silence, staring at table.*

Brandy: um…so…you design all your masks, right?

Corey: *nods, still not looking up*

Brandy: *sighs*

Corey: oh, then Clown found this one dead bird in a jar and he-

Brandy: hey look our drinks are here!

Joey/Valken: thank god….

Corey: *sips at drink*

Waiter: alright, your dinner should be here soon.

Brandy: thank you. *smiles brightly*

Corey: *hides behind dessert menu*

Brandy: look, Corey, I know Valken and Joey put you up to this, and I know it's probably unpleasant but-

Corey: *shakes head*

Brandy: huh?

Corey: *mutters something*

Brandy: What? Sorry, I didn't catch that…

Corey: I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU I'M JUST VERY SHY AND HAVE LOTS OF TROUBLE ASKING OUT GIRLS!

Joey: well thank god he can admit it…

Brady: aw, I really like you too, Corey!

Corey: *blushes*

Valken: kiss her….kiss her…

Corey: did you hear something?

Brandy: uh, no! *does the quit it signal at us*

Corey: what are you…*looks behind himself*

Valken/Joey: *duck*

Brandy: sorry, I noticed a fly behind you….

Corey: so you dragged your finger across your throat?

Brandy: yeah! It's a thing Val taught me! *nervous laugh*

Corey: um, ok….

Brandy: so why are you so into dead things?

Corey: If I told you, this entire experience would be ruined.

Brandy: we're having a conversation!

Corey: oh…I guess we are…

Joey: *fist pump*

Valken: *whispers* heck yeah!

Corey: wait…*turns around*

Valken/joey: *duck*

Corey: I could've sworn I heard Valken…

Brandy: hmmm, maybe you're hearing things.

Corey: yeah….

*Corey and Brandy's eyes meet*

*romantic moment, Vermillion Part 2 playing in the background*

Waiter: ok, and I've got a Minestrone soup here for you-

Corey: *shoves hot soup into waiters face*

*romantic moment, Brandy and Corey kiss*

Joey/Valken: AW!!!

Corey: I KNEW I HEARD YOU GUYS!

Joey: duh, we had to make sure you didn't make her puke.

Valken: no need to thank us.

Corey: I hate you two…

Valken: yeah, but you won Brandy, so be thankful.

Joey: mmm, romantic dinners.

Waiter: ITS IN MY EYES!!!!! ARGH! MY FACE! IT'S BLISTERING!

*everyone lost in their own little romantic world to care*