|The Pale Ones: Date Night
Author: KodyVoorhees7 PM
Brandy and Corey go on a date!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 05-10-09 - id: 5053705
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Joey: *grabs Corey* Corey, me and Val have to talk to you.
Corey: what is it now….
Valken: you're ignoring Brandy.
Joey: Corey, we know that you have confidence problems, but come on! How hard can it be? SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
Valken: if you don't take Brandy out on a date Corey, I swear-
Corey: OK, FINE! I WILL ASK BRANDY OUT ON A DATE!
Valken: wait…the usual Corey would never give in that easily…
Joey; he must like her!
Corey: *through clenched teeth* yes, I like Brandy.
Joey: I think I'm going to faint.
*Joey and Valken throw Corey at Brandy, who is currently playing Jenga with Sid and Twiggy*
Sid: GODDAMNIT COREY
YOU KNOCKED IT DOWN!
Corey: shut up you stupid redneck!
Twiggy: *clinging to Brandy* Your Corey-kun knocked down our jenga tower!
Brandy: *refuses to make eye contact with Corey*
Corey: *texts Valken* WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!
Valken: *text* do you NOT remember someone crying earlier!?
Corey: I thought that was Kagura…
Valken: no, it was Brandy, crying over you! NOW QUIT TEXTING ME AND ASK HER OUT!
Jim: Corey, who's crying in here?
*random rock comes flying out of no where and hits Corey*
Corey: DAMMIT! JOEY I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU!
Joey: WELL IF YOU'D JUST HURRY UP AND ASK HER OUT, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HURT YOU!
Corey: YOU KNOW I'M SH-
Joey/Valken: SHUT THE HELL UP AND ASK HER OUT!
Corey: fine! *turns to Brandy, not making eye contact, mumbling* Brandy, would you like to go to dinner with me tonight?
Brandy: *gasps* YESYESYESYESYES!!! *tackles Corey*
Corey: OW! WATCH THE RIBS WOMAN!
*later, in Valken's room*
Brandy: VALKEN I'M SO EXCITED!
Valken: I am too!
Joey: *attempting to put on chain necklace* Just remember, Brandy, we'll be at the same restaurant, so if Corey starts to talk about dead things and whatnot, just text Valken.
Valken: ooh, you look so good!
*Brandy wearing black skirt, and lacy silk tank top with black eyeshadow and hair in ponytail*
Brandy: thank you!
Valken; now go and knock him dead!
Joey: not literally.
Brandy: ok! *skips out*
Corey: *jaw drops*
Brandy: ready to go, Corey?
Corey: *mumbles affirmation, doesn't make eye contact*
*Valken and Joey walk out, Joey in black shirt and black pants, Valken in black corset, fishnet shirt, and black skirt*
Corey: Just where in the hell do you two think you're going?!
Valken: is it a crime for me to go out with my boyfriend now?
Eric: yes it is!
Joey: no one asked you Eric.
Waiter: hi, my name is Bill, and I will be your waiter tonight. Our specials are minestrone soup, Caesar salad, or breadsticks.
Brandy: what do you want, Corey?
Corey: *hiding behind menu*
*random rock comes out of no where and hits Corey in the head*
Corey: OW! Um, Minestrone soup?
Waiter: alright sir, and what to drink?
Brandy: can I have Sprite?
Corey: *mumbles something sounding like Coke*
Waiter: was that a Coke, sir?
Corey: *nods, refusing to look at Brandy*
Waiter: alright sir, I'll be back in a few minutes with your drinks.
Brandy: so, Corey, do you have any hobbies?
Corey: um, once, I found this dead raccoon in my backyard, and it was rotting and everything. Clown was there with me, and he found a stick, so we took turns poking it….
Brandy: *eyes widen* Um….I see….
Joey: *drinking root beer at next table, chokes*
Valken: *gags into napkin*
Corey: *sits in silence, staring at table.*
Brandy: um…so…you design all your masks, right?
Corey: *nods, still not looking up*
Corey: oh, then Clown found this one dead bird in a jar and he-
Brandy: hey look our drinks are here!
Joey/Valken: thank god….
Corey: *sips at drink*
Waiter: alright, your dinner should be here soon.
Brandy: thank you. *smiles brightly*
Corey: *hides behind dessert menu*
Brandy: look, Corey, I know Valken and Joey put you up to this, and I know it's probably unpleasant but-
Corey: *shakes head*
Corey: *mutters something*
Brandy: What? Sorry, I didn't catch that…
Corey: I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU I'M JUST VERY SHY AND HAVE LOTS OF TROUBLE ASKING OUT GIRLS!
Joey: well thank god he can admit it…
Brady: aw, I really like you too, Corey!
Valken: kiss her….kiss her…
Corey: did you hear something?
Brandy: uh, no! *does the quit it signal at us*
Corey: what are you…*looks behind himself*
Brandy: sorry, I noticed a fly behind you….
Corey: so you dragged your finger across your throat?
Brandy: yeah! It's a thing Val taught me! *nervous laugh*
Corey: um, ok….
Brandy: so why are you so into dead things?
Corey: If I told you, this entire experience would be ruined.
Brandy: we're having a conversation!
Corey: oh…I guess we are…
Joey: *fist pump*
Valken: *whispers* heck yeah!
Corey: wait…*turns around*
Corey: I could've sworn I heard Valken…
Brandy: hmmm, maybe you're hearing things.
*Corey and Brandy's eyes meet*
*romantic moment, Vermillion Part 2 playing in the background*
Waiter: ok, and I've got a Minestrone soup here for you-
Corey: *shoves hot soup into waiters face*
*romantic moment, Brandy and Corey kiss*
Corey: I KNEW I HEARD YOU GUYS!
Joey: duh, we had to make sure you didn't make her puke.
Valken: no need to thank us.
Corey: I hate you two…
Valken: yeah, but you won Brandy, so be thankful.
Joey: mmm, romantic dinners.
Waiter: ITS IN MY EYES!!!!! ARGH! MY FACE! IT'S BLISTERING!
*everyone lost in their own little romantic world to care*