Chapter 5: Say Hello to the SSB

"So who are you?" Sonic asked.

"I'm Carly Shay, this is my brother, Spencer, and my two best friends, Sam and Freddie," Carly introduced.

"Hey, don't you guys own a website on Earth?" Banjo asked.

"Yeah, it's called iCarly. I didn't know you people on VG watch us," Carly said.

"iCarly? That's a stupid name!" Kazooie popped out of the backpack.

"Kazooie!" Banjo glared at Kazooie.

"Yeah. Freddie came up with that name and we like it!" Sam said to Kazooie.

"Sorry guys, you'll have to forgive Kazooie," Banjo told them. "She tends to open her beak in situations wheen she's not suppose to," Banjo glared at Kazooie.

"Pardon me. I just think that name is stupid."

"Okie-dokie, why don't-a we forget-a about this and be friends?" Mario offered.

"Good idea," Snake agreed.

"Where you guys planning on staying?" Sonic asked.

"Well, we were going to stay at a hotel but they all were booked," Carly said.

The VG Pals looked at each other and huddled around and started talking. After a few seconds, they faced iCarly as Mario said, "Why don't-a you stay with-a us for a while?"

"You serious?" Freddie asked, sounding excited.

"Sure!"

"Alright!!" Spencer jumped in the air.

"God help me," Sam groaned.

The scene changes to the VG Pals and iCarly walking into the beach, Miyamoto Bay.

"Um, can I ask you guys a question?" Freddie asked.

"Yeah," Banjo said.

"I would have expected you four to live in some mansion. Why do you live out here on the beach?"

"Actually," Mario answered. "There's-a more than just-a four of-a us."

"We are in this group called the Super SMASH Bros (SSB). There's a total of 32 in the group," Snake explained. "We used to live in our own universe located in the Fields of the Nintendo Portals. But since the Primids attacked us by surprised, we were forced to leave our universe and live here."

"Primids? Are they those freaky things that surrounded us?" Carly asked.

"Yup," Snake nodded.

"So, in terms, all of us were exiled to Miyamoto Bay," Sonic added.

"And there she is," Banjo points to a big ship.

"Whoa!" Freddie gasped.

iCarly was wide-mouthed when they saw the ship SSB lived in.

"All of you live in this?" even Sam was shocked.

"Courtesy of Meta Knight," Sonic said.

"That's because, according to Falcon, Hawkins took the S.S Nintendo and we had no ride when we got back together," Banjo said.

"At least-a Meta Knight was-a nice enough to give us the Halberd," Mario said.

"Are we going in or not?" Sam asked, sounding a bit impatient.

They all enter inside the main hangar of the Halberd as Mario announces their return.

"SSB, we have-a returned!"

A couple of SSB came walking up to them.

"So, you took of those Primids?" Falco asked.

"Yeah, we won't be seeing them for a while," Sonic gives him a thumbs up.

"Who are those four?" Peach asked, pointing to the iCarly gang.

"SSB, we would like-a to introduce-a you to iCarly!" Mario said.

Everyone in the hangar was speechless for a second as Sam went, "Um...hi!"

"The iCarly cast?" Fox asked.

"Wow," Luigi squeaked.

"Yeah hello," Carly waved.

"We heard so much abou your website," Peach said. "Come in and make yourselves comfortable."

"Thanks!" Freddie said.

"Not so fast!" came a voice.

Everyone looked around to see who said that.

"Oh no," Falco groaned.

Coming out of nowhere, right behind Sam, was none other than Captain Falcon.

"How do you know you can trust them? They might be spies for the Primids, especially this one," he points at Sam.

"Me?" Sam asked.

"Yes. These three can be trusted, but this one can't," Falcon said.

"Why Sam?" Carly asked.

"I don't know. My gut's telling me she commited a lot of crimes," Falcon gives Sam a weird look.

"Alright I confess! I poured dirt into Freddie's hot chocolate!" Sam shouted.

"You what!?" Freddie asked.

"Girl, I'm going to ask you questions so you better answer," Falcon said.

"Um, okay," Sam said, still confused.

"Okay, what's your name, rank, serial number, and what is your size?"

When Falcon asked that question, the SSB in the room made disgusted looks.

"Alright, what the heck is your problem!?" Sam started to get irritated. "My name is Sam Puckett, I don't have a rank, and I don't even know what heck my serial number is or my size!"

"Falcon, can we see you privately?" Snake asked, sounding a bit angry.

"Sure thing, Snake ol' buddy," Falcon walked away with the VG Pals.

"What in the world is his problem?" Sam asked. "Why does he want to know my size?"

"Sam, when he asks about your size, he doesn't mean your size size. He means the other size," Hawkins said.

"Huh?" Sam asked.

"Oh that is just sick!" Freddie made a disgusted face.

"What?" Sam wanted to know. Freddie whispered into her ear. Even Sam made a disgusted face.

"What is it?" even Carly wanted to know. Sam whispered into her ear. "Eww! Gross!"

"What?" Spencer kneeled down as Carly whispered. "Whoa! That is just wrong!!"

A door opens up as Falcon walked in first follow by the VG Pals. Falcon stopped, turned around, and asked, "Okay, what did I do wrong that I know I didn't do wrong?"

"You know what," Mario said, sounding mad.

"What gives you the right to ask our guests stupid questions?" Snake asked. "And asking one of them what is her size?"

"So?" Falcon shrugged, acting like nothing was wrong with that.

"That was being rude!" Banjo pointed out.

"How would you like it if someone asked how big are you?" Kazooie asked.

"Kazooie!"

"I'd give him the Falcon Punch," Falcon answered.

"What if a woman asked?" Snake asked.

Falcon was about to answer but stopped.

"Next time Falcon, think before you act," Sonic suggested.

The VG Pals walked out of the room, leaving Falcon.