A/N: this is my first story so please be easy on me in the reviews …however I still accept HELPFUL criticism e.g. giving me ideas if you think my story is getting dull (which I hope it doesn’t) or telling me if I have made errors in my writing… those are just two ways of helping me thanks. also if i ever get around to it im going to write a fic ith me in warner style named swirls (short for swirlise) and i might even get up a good description of her so someone can draw her on deviantrt.

Oh btw stuff in italics is either a thought, flashback or dream I’ll tell you which one when I use them

Me: “*mumbles* stupid disclaimer why can’t I own a little part of my story (character) named Yakko why *bawls eyes out crying* WHY??? ”

Yakko: *sigh*“ I guess we have to do the disclaimer sibs…

Wakko: “… Suomanona doesn’t…

Dot: “… own Animaniacs…

Yakko: “… even if she wishes she did... *chuckles* “y’know suomanona is the bad spelling version of anonamous (anonymous) spelt backwards”

Me: *still quietly sobbing/sniffing* “thanks guys” *hearts light up in eyes* “YAKKO!!!! “

Yakko: “huh?”

Me: jumps in Yakko’s arms and gives him a biiig smooch on the lips. Yakko: *once freed from my kiss* “goodnight everybody!”

This is how I think Yakko and everyone else found out he was lactose intolerant.

Lactose Intolerant

Chapter one: Breakfast and Dinner Yakko’s P.O.V

(A/N: FLASHBACK/DREAM OF THE PREVIOUS NIGHT)

Yakko sighed he had just finished eating dinner with his siblings and was cleaning up after them… as usual. He had finally made it to the final part of the cleaning also left ‘til last because it was the worst part of the cleaning. That part was supposed to be Wakko and Dot’s part as well… the dishes.

why did I even bother giving them chores if they don’t even do them? he thought

He had almost finished the dishes and was now sitting in the kitchen reading when he heard a scream come from the area of the water tower that they used as their lounge room...

"YAKKO! WAKKO SPAT AT ME!" screamed dot
"NOT BEFORE DOT BLEW A RASPBERRY AT ME!" wakko yelled back at her

Yakko sighed this was becoming a new thing for them and he liked to call it scream at eachother and annoy yakko time. Sighing again he leaned back in his chair hoping that for once in his life his siblings could be a tiny bit more responsible than they usually are....luck. As usual. was not on his side.

"YAKKO NOW WAKKO IS THROWING NACHOS AT ME!" dot half whined half screamed
"SHE THREW POPCORN AT ME FIRST YAKKO!" wakko screamed back

Sighing for the third time in a row he got out of his chair and made his way to the lounge area mumbling to himself "where did they even get the food from?". Before he even got three steps he heard dot scream once more at wakko...this time it was a threat.

"WAKKO! STOP! THROWING NACHOS AT ME OR ELSE!" dot threatened
"OR ELSE WHAT DOT?!" wakko challenged
"...Or Else Ill PRANK YOU 'TIL YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR OWN NAME IS TOMORROW!" she had lowered her voice from screaming to a loud-ish rumble.

yakko didnt even know dot; his cute little sister sibling could sound that threatening. walking, and stopping just in the doorway to wait until his siblings noticed him standing there to make his move... as soon as they noticed their older brother they started throwing accusations at him like 'she started it' or its all his fault yakko punish him' worried this would start another argument he had to think yakko was well known for quick thinking and had soon come up with a quick and easy plan he put it into action. He walked over to his siblings took the remote out of their hands before they snapped it in half, changed the channel and sat between them on the couch. unfortunately making himself Wakko and Dot's cushion for the night while they watched t.v, he knew his legs were going to be numb in the morning.

(END FLASHBACK/DREAM)

yakko had just woken up, with numb legs and was now staring at the alarm clock next to his bed.9:45 i overslept...wakko, dot! uhhh i hope they didnt get into too much troublehe thought. with that thought the door to his, wakko's and dot's room flew open making hime jerk up and hit his head on the bunk over him. the two figures in the doorway giggled softly and he knew then it was his siblings but then again who would even DARE to come in the water tower besides them?.no one. the answer was as simple as that.

"ugh" yakko had mumbled while rubbing his head which was now throbBing in pain
"yakko we made breakfast for you" dot stated sweetly
"its only cereal though because we knew you would get made if we tried to cook something on the stove...and we cant reach that high as well" wakko said with a tiny hint of guilt in his voice
yakko just stared at his two siblings before saying "uhh okay sibs lets go eat"

now in the kitchen he saw what cereal his siblings had made...they had used their favorite cereal. after they had finished their breakfast wakko and dot had offered to clean the dishes and he had to clean up the rest of the mess. well at least i dont have to clean up everything like last nighthe thought. after that the three siblings sat on the couch to rest. being sunday it was now officially the warners day off from wrecking havoc across the studio.

after about 30 minutes of watching pointless things on the television yakko's stomach had started hurting badly and in a few minutes he was rushing to the bathroom to empty his breakfast into the toilet bowl. wakko and dot hesitantly followed him; if for nothing else to comfort him while he was sick. the odd thing being he was the only one who was throwing up.odd why am i only throwing up but not wakko and dot?he had thought twice. he shrugged off that thought and had just proclaimed never ever eating cereal on a sunday again.

END CHAPTER ONE

(A/N) sorry if this chapter is a little bit short guys and girls.

R&R peoples THANKS FOR READING CHAPTER TWO WILL BE UP SOON

Yakko:" so... can i call you swirls?"

Me:"what...why?"

Yakko:"because if you read the first authors note that is what you are gonna call yourself when you write a fic with you in warner style"

Me:"oh...yeah"*grins evilly* "oohh yakko i have a suprise for you"

Yakko:"what? really?"

Me:"yeah come over here and get it!" *yakko walks over to me and stand promptly right in front of me*"here it is" *i splat a water bomb on his head*

Yakko:"of course you know this means...WATER FIGHT!!!" *chases me with a water gun in each hand*

Me:"ahhhhhhh" *runs away*

Dot and wakko:"see you guys in the next chapter" *joins in on the water fight*