|The Secret of Nevermore
Author: Tralfmadore PM
A continuation of "The Devil Kings' Summit. What does Edgar Allen Poe have in store for us today?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 05-15-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5063821
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Author's note: This is a continuation of The Devil King's Summit which can be found either at my profile page, or in the Devil Kings section here on fanfiction. But even if you read that, I'm not sure you will make much sense of this…
The Secret of Nevermore
"Doggy, you're my best friend in the whole world…" the generic and nameless main character mused of his pet dog. Suddenly, the professor came running up.
"Hey, boy! A random interdimensional flux just happened not too far from here. Let's go check it out!
So they ran out into a random field, where a sad looking, middle aged man with black hair, a mustache, and dark clothing sat crying.
"Hey, boy, that's a Devilmon." said the professor. "You want a tutorial on how to defeat it?"
"No thanks, old man, I will defeat him with the secret of evermore, which is something that raven keeps saying in that guy's stupid poem…
But the boy had crossed a very big line.
"nevermore…" said Edgar Allen Poe.
"THE RAVEN SAYS NEVERMORE!!!!!"
EDGAR ALLEN POE would like to duel!
"Okay, I'm game." said the little boy. He quickly readied his trusty sidearm.
WOODEN STICK ATTACK!
It's not very effective…
"Dang!" said the boy. "Oh well, what attack does he have that could possibly do any damage to me?"
EDGAR ALLEN POE used INCESTUOUS MARRIAGE!
LITTLE BOY is really creeped out and missed his turn!
"Ha-ha. See? He can't do jack against me." said the boy triumphantly.
EDGAR ALLEN POE used GIANT RAVEN SUMMON!
And so, out of the blue, a giant raven flew out of the sky, ate the little boy, his dog, and the professor whole. And that was the fantastic ending.