Jo: Okay guys, nice outdoors set lets get started...ACTION!
Rimmer comes riding over the sand on his horse and pulls it to a halt but ends up falling over its head and landing in the sea.
Everyone starts laughing.
Jo: CUT!

Jo: ACTION!
Rimmer: So what do you reckon so far?
Rowan: I'd say...that if I forget my lines one more time Jo's going to kill me!
Jo: CUT! YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

Jo: Okay guys make this quick, it's getting far too hot out here and I'm starting to get sunburn.
Rimmer: That's okay, I'll rub aftersun on your back later if you want.
Jo blushes and giggles.
Rowan: Rimmer get your arse over here and lets get this over with!
Jo: Okay guys and ACTION!
Rowan: I envy you. There was never anything like this on my homeworld, it was all just one big city. I can't believe you didn't like it here it's amazing.
Rimmer: You try living with parents that hated you and three brothers whose only excuse for hanging around with you was to torture you. I couldn't get away fast enough.
Rowan: Are they still alive?
Rimmer: Nope all dead and I couldn't care less. Trust me they'd take one look at you and start fighting over you, just because they think that anyone who ever looked twice at me needed a double labotab...loboobat, OH FOR SMEGS SAKE!
Rowan starts laughing and hugs him.
Jo struggles not to laugh.
Jo: CUT! For crying out loud how much longer is this going to go on for?

Jo ACTION!
Lister: Had fun today then you two?
Rowan: Yeah, might have to go in there more often
Lister: Okay gotcha, tripple word score!
Cat:Smeg head? That's two words cheater!
Lister: Prove it!
Cat: What? That's not in the script gerbil features!
Jo: You're damned right it's not. CUT!
Lister: Shut up we're trying to argue here!
Rowan: Uh-oh...
Jo jumps out of the directors chair and grabs Lister by his dreadlocks dragging him into the shower room...
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
Jo exits the shower room with a smug grin on her face.
Cat: Erm what did you do to him?
Rowan looks round and sees Lister roll out of the shower room looking like a pretzel.
Cat: Ouch, that looks painful!
Lister: No really? YOU THINK?!

Jo: ACTION!
Cat:So what are you two up to now?
Rowan: Well hopefully Kryten's managed to find the five horror movies I asked him to look for this morning.
Lister: Rowan, you show Rimmer a horror movie and he'll have nightmares!
Rowan: Okay then Lister, if you're so brave come and watch it with us.
Lister hesitates and looks absolutely petrified.
Jo looks at her script impatiently tapping her fingers.
Lister: PLEASE DONT MAKE ME INTO A PRETZEL AGAIN!
Jo: CUT! Lister this time I'm going to make you into a pretzel, deep fry you, cover you in chocolate and throw you to the POLYMORPH!!