Summary: Ilsa and Gretel have a little talk after Team Tipton wins the bowlng match. AU Ilsa/Gretel

Disclaimer: I only own the plot. (kind of)

Arwin Hawkhauser bowled the impossible seven-ten split, costing the St. Mark the bowling match.

Ilsa looked up and saw Gretel hugging up on Esteban. It made her so angry that she wanted to cry and be sick at the same time. She wanted to get out of there as fast as she could. She got up and walked over to Mr. Moseby. "I'll get you next time and your little shtaff too." she told him and led her employees out of the bowling alley.

Ilsa and Gretel got into their car and the other employees got into their cars. Ilsa didn't speak until the were halfway home.

"Vat's wrong?" asked Gretel.

"I shouldn't even have to tell you." said Ilsa.

"Vat?" asked Gretel.

"Vhy don't you ask your boyfriend?" asked Ilsa.

"Vat are you talking about my sveetie?" asked Gretel as they pulled into their driveway.

"You know very vell vat I am talking about and don't call me sveetie right now, I'm mad at you." said Ilsa. She got out of the car and slammed the door.

"Ilsa, come on, don't do this." said Gretel, following her short blonde partner into their house.

Ilsa ignored her and stormed into the house with Gretel following. She went straight to the kitchen and took her medicine, then she went to the room that she and Gretel shared and got dressed for bed.

"Ilsa, I vish you'd tell me vhy you're angry." said Gretel as she watched Ilsa climb into bed.

"You vere practically cheating on me!" exclaimed Ilsa.

"It vas just to throw his game off, I vasn't really in love vith him." said Gretel.

"I vish I cold believe that." said Ilsa.

"You can, I'm your partner." said Gretel.

"That's vat my ex husband said." said Ilsa.

Gretel changed and climbed into bed too. "But you know that I vouldn't hurt you, I'm the only vone who has seen the real you." she said.

Ilsa began to cry. "And I'm the only vone who has seen the real you, a sweet, caring woman." she said.

"And you're a big lovable softy who cries about everything." said Gretel, pulling her into a hug.

And they fell asleep in each other's arms. It was true. The St Mark's manager was married to one of her employees. And she was happier that way. Gretel knew that Ilsa wasn't as bossy and rude as she wanted people to think she was and Ilsa knew that Gretel wasn't all big and tough like she pretended to be. When they were together, they could be themselves. They could be the real Ilsa and Gretel. Of course, they had Eskimo kissed in front of Team Tipton that day!

A/N: Well, I just kind of wrote this out of the blue. It's past my bedtime and I'm really tired, but the bunny wouldn't leave me alone even though I calmly explained to it that I was tired and it was time to go night night. So I had to surrender and give the bunny what it wanted. .yawns. Goodnight ya'll, I'll read any reviews I get tomorrow.