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slpytlak
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Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 06-07-09 - Published: 06-03-09 - Complete - id:5109455

Well, I know that some people are waiting for the sequel of Kung Fu Panda, so here it is. Hope you like it.

On that day, the Dragon Warrior Crash Bandicoot and Master Aerator ran up the hill, preparing for something else. After Crash defeated Hard Drive, he became the hero on the valley and got attention. Crash and Aerator kept running as the Asian Lung ran beside him.

“You ready?” Aerator asked.

“Ready is my middle name,” Crash replied as he did a dodge roll and stood against the door along with Aerator; the bandicoot panted, “What do we got, a gang of terrible Death Dealers, Raptors, an opposite flying squirrel of Splendid? Let’s do it!” Crash is ready to kick some tail.

“Be warned, this maybe the toughest challenge you ever have to face,” Aerator explained. Crash chuckled and kicked the door open, Kung Fu style.

“Get ready to feel the thunder!” Crash is still ready, but what he saw shocked him. He saw kids and animals doing Kung Fu on each other. This has got to be a joke.

“Introduction to Kung Fu class,” Aerator chuckled as Crash saw some kids doing Kung Fu against the balloon toy that looks like Crash. Crash gulped, “Can I use the Wuxi Finger Hold on them?”

Aerator stared at the bandicoot, “I’d try not to. Remember Crash; each generation teaches the next one. And so the art of Kung Fu lives on in you and now in these…” he saw Chester being thrown and crashed onto something, “…uhh…delightful children and animals,” Aerator dashed quickly to the door, “Good luck.”

“Wait a second!” Crash yelled, but Aerator opened the door and left, “Master Aerator, come on!” Crash sighed and turned towards the children and animals, “Okay…uh…if you can just take your seats…” but the children and animals didn’t listen to him, so he kicked the gong to get their attention, “Get those butts and tails on the floor!”

“The Dragon Warrior!” The kids took their seats.

“Yes, thank you,” Crash chuckled.

“Are we gonna learn the cool Kung Fu moves?” Toothy asked.

“Yes,” Crash replied as the kids and animals cheered.

“Now we’re really going to start kicking butt!” said Timmy.

“Whoa, hold on,” said Crash, “Kicking butt is just a small part of Kung Fu. It’s awesome, but it’s small.”

“Huh?” the kids and animals are confused.

“Kung Fu means excellent self, being the best you can be. That’s what it’s about kids and animals,” Crash explained.

“I wanna learn Shelby style,” said Lilo.

“Aren’t we going to fight?” Timmy asked.

“Yeah, like the Furious Five,” Giggles added.

“The Furious Five, huh?” Crash asked, “They are cool, but it wasn’t fighting that made them amazing. No, they each had to learn the secrets of Kung Fu before they became excellent.”

“Secrets, what secrets?” Timmy asked.

“I shouldn’t really say,” Crash answered, “That’s why it’s a secret; it’s top secret.”

“Please?” the kids and animals asked because they really want to know the secrets.

Crash smiled, “Okay, but don’t tell anyone I told you or I’ll deny it. I’ll be like, ‘what? I didn’t tell them.’ Alright…”

I hope you enjoy the first chapter. Stay tuned when Crash explain the first secret of Manny Riviera aka El Tigre.



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