I am back on the Bleach side involving our favorite arrancer Wonderweiss as the main character in this story. What would happen if Isshin found him a streets and adopting him? I do not know it will be a humor when Ichigo see him in his house going through his stuff. It will be cool to have him as a little brother in the family due to his form instead in Aizen’s family. I do not own anything from Tite Kudo, so lawyers piss off before I spell it in your graves.

Chapter 1: New Member in the Kurosaki Family

The last of the arrancar known as Wonderweiss wandering around Karakura without his friend Tousen who did not show up with him. He looks around where he was, but he was in an unknown place where it was not home. He looks for food inside the garbage, he wears garbage bag as a state of fashion. He wonders barefooted in lonely streets without anyone notice him. He calls out “Tousen” name, but none replied and they turn away from him. Everyone looks very strangely at him until he met the eyes of man who is Isshin Kurosaki staring right at him in his Shinigami outfit. They both stare at him for a second and then Isshin said to him hugging him, “YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE WITH THOSE EYES!” “Auugh!” said Wonderweiss, as he is being drag straight to Kurosaki residence, “Auugh, Skaea!” As Isshin comes inside the house, he places him down on the couch. He said, “YUZU, KARIN GUESS WHAT I DRAG?”

Yuzu comes into the room wearing her pajama carrying Kon; she stares at Wonderweiss and Isshin said to her, “Meet your little brother.” She stare at him for a second and in seconds, she hugs Wonderweiss without thinking. “Where did you get him?” said Karin. “Well, I found him on the streets,” Isshin said with pride. Wonderweiss stare at him in a strange manner, Karin grabs him and they both dash into the kitchen. She set Wonderweiss on the table and he is confused from the beginning until he tried Yuzu’s food. He smile and begin eating it with his bare hands, Yuzu said to her father, “Wow he must be that hungry.”

“I cannot wait until Ichigo comes seeing his new brother,” said Isshin petting Wonderweiss. After he finishes eating, he walks around the house touching everything and was very curious of how things work around the house with Yuzu behind him. Isshin grab him by the hand and he said to him, “You know it is wise the bathe before you touch things!” “GAAH!” he said to Isshin as he leads him to the bathroom. “What going on?” said Karin yawning coming out of her room. “Daddy found us a new brother,” said Yuzu smiling. “Uh,” Karin said, “How did he do it?” Yuzu said excited, “He found him on the streets.” “WHAT!” said Karin in shock, “Where is he?” “Well, Dad just took him into the bathroom,” said Yuzu, “To give him a bath.” She dash into the bathroom seeing her father putting Wonderweiss into the tub.

Karin’s POV

I cannot believe what I am seeing, dad found a boy on the streets then telling Yuzu “our new brother.” I noticed he looks a bit awkward wearing a three-pointed tiara. He has long blond hair with purple eyes with a hole in his chest and something tells me he is not human. “DAD DID WHAT!” I said in anger, “How could you bring a homeless man inside a house?” He said to him, “He is not a homeless man; he is just an innocent boy who looks like your mother.” “He doesn’t looks like MY MOTHER!” I said in him in anger, I dash out of the room in anger. “Karin,” she said, “Don’t you want to have a younger brother.” “Aagh!” said the boy running out of the bathroom in the nude. My dad went after him and he said, “Come on its just hot water, it didn’t mean to hurt you.”

I feel disturb after seeing him in the nude, but I have feeling that he is not that bad. I begin to wonder what will Ichigo’s expression if he meet his new brother. “Don’t eat the soap!” said my dad, we dash into the kitchen seeing the boy eating a bar of soap. We cannot help, but laugh a little as dad struggle to remove the soap from our new brother’s mom. “What is his name?” said Yuzu wondering. “Wonderweiss Margera!” he said to us after having foam coming out of his mouth. “For now on, you will be call Wonderweiss Kurosaki,” said my dad patting him on the shoulder, but he bite him on the finger thinking it was a hotdog.

Regular POV

Ichigo come home early at 7 o’clock as usual, he heard screaming in pain from the kitchen. He dash into the room and he said to everyone, “Is anyone all right?” He notice Wonderweiss sitting on the table eating a bar of soap with Yuzu putting bandage around her father’s finger and Karin said, “Meet your little brother.” “I have a little brother,” said Ichigo in shock, “Dad how could you?” “No, you’re adopted brother,” said Karin chuckles a little. “Brother!” said Wonderweiss pound on him in the nude. “Get this naked kid off of me!” said Ichigo feeling uncomfortable. “Wow I did not know that you are gay,” said Rukia coming inside the house staring down at him. “Sister!” said Wonderweiss hug Rukia rubbing his head with her. “I am not gay!” said Ichigo twitches. He turns to Rukia petting him on the head and he yells, “Do you feels uncomfortable?” “No, he is so ADORABLE!” she said hugging Wonderweiss. “Aw he is getting along with Rukia,” said Isshin in a disturbing way. As Ichigo saw his hollow mask and the hole in his chest, he said in his mind, “Where did dad get an arrancar?”

Meanwhile in Hueco Mundo, Aizen and the arrancars were around the table eating dinner. Aizen noticed Wonderweiss was not sitting on his chair and he said, “have anyone seen Wonderweiss?” “No, I do not even care for him if he is killed by a Shinigami!” said Grimmjow eating his pasta and bread stick. “I don’t see anything special about him,” said Yammy eating a whole ham. “Don’t talk with your mouth full!” said Ulquiorra emotionless. Kaname come into the table panting and he said to Aizen, “I cannot found him anywhere; I look inside the toilet, bathroom, under your bed. Stark help me search in Gin’s underwear drawer, Grimmjow’s closet, and hot springs. Stark complains about Gin's thongs and his pink underwears that he had in the drawer.” Everyone turn to Gin who is blushes and embarrassed, he picks up his plate and leaves the room without any question. He pointed at Stark when he left the room with a bitter glare. Stark said, "So why would he be wearing girl color undergarments? Is he gay?" "NO, I AM NOT!" Gin yell from his room. Aizen said to them, "Could we get on to the subject please?"

Menoly and Loly did not say a word at all as they continue to eat while Aizen trying to settle things down. Loly whispered to Menoly, "I knew I shouldn't have never mix the red clothes with Gin's underwear." "Well, I warn you," Menoly whispered back, "You did not even listening to me while you were complaining about Orihime." "SO WHAT!" said Loly to her grabbing her by the collar, but Menoly shove a spoon of peas inside Loly's mouth. "Yuck green peas!" said Loly gagging after Menoly shoved peas into her mouth. "Get used to it!" said Menoly apathetic enjoying her dinner while her partner suffers. "Weirdoes," said Harribel moving away from them. “Ok,” Aizen said disturb himself, “so he is nowhere to be found then.” Kaname nodded. “He could possibly be in the human world or the Soul Society must have taken as a hostage,” said Szayel with a theory.

Aizen stood up from the chair and he said to them worrying more about Wonderweiss, “You’re mission is to bring back Wonderweiss safe and sound.” “WHAT!” said Grimmjow chocking on his bread stick, he grab Barragan’s drink and chug it down. “Hey that is my prune JUICE!” said Barragan in anger, slapping the ham out of Yammy’s hand and the ham hit Nnoitra in the mouth while he was laughing. Nnoitra was choking and havoc begins in the table. Aizen and Kaname rush out of the room before it gets even worst. “This is the last time I am not spending time with them at dinnertime,” said Aizen as he walk through the halls. “Sir about Wonderweiss,” said Kaname worry. “Yes, the mission will begin tomorrow after things settle down,” said Aizen hearing a fight from the other side. Grimmjow dash out of the room and Aizen got out of the way with Barragan behind him with his axe. “Come back here lad!” he said in anger leaving Aizen’s awkward. “Remind me to punish them as things calm down,” he said with rubbing her head. “Will do sir,” said Kaname writing everything down on a notebook.

TO Be Continued.