Silver Horror: Ichigo finally met his new brother in the family, but how long will Ichigo last when his brother move into his room?

Ichigo: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PUT THIS CHAPTER TITLE LIKE THIS! *trying to go after Silver Horror, held back by Rukia*

Renji: The Bed Wetter and Ichigo, WHAT A GOOD COMBO? I could imagine him wet the bed…

Ichigo: ONE OF THOSE DAYS MONKEY, I will make you eat these words! *Pointing at Renji*

Grimmjow: *Chuckled* Shinigami a BED WETTER? That is not manly for Shinigami is it.

Silver Horror: I do not own anything from Tite Kudo, so please enjoy the story and leave a review…

Warning: Ichigo’s bad cursing and weirdness in the chapter.

Chapter 2: The Bed Wetter and I

Ichigo and his father pick up an extra bed into his room while Wonderweiss, Yuzu, Rukia and Karin watch TV in the living room before bedtime. “I can’t believe he have to move into MY room!” said Ichigo to his father, “Why can’t he live in the other room?” “Sorry Ichigo, but for a brotherly bond,” said Isshin with pride dropping the bed down to Ichigo’s food, “You need to bond with him.” “OUCH YOU SON OF ****!” yells Ichigo holding his foot up and hopping on one foot, “This **** hurt!” “Now, Now, son!” said Isshin punching him in the face, “You can’t go cursing like that in the house.” “Wow I never knew Ichigo was a trash talker,” said Rukia. “He always does that after watching South Park,” said Yuzu, “it is pretty funny except for the cursing.” “Yeah,” said Karin laughing, “I remember he says the words after his cat died. He always say, “Oh my god they kill my cat.”

“Karin always says “Those bastards”, but I do not get in the way of saying things!” said Yuzu. They all see Wonderweiss licking his foot and Yuzu stopped him, she said, “THAT is disgust. DON’T LICK YOUR FOOT!” She notices a cut on his foot and she said, “Oh, you don’t have to do that. I will get the First Aid Kit!” She got off from the couch and she went to get the first aid kit from the bathroom. He overheard Ichigo saying a few curse words and she said in shock right in front of them, “BROTHER! How could say something so vain? That is it, you eating the soap tonight!” “Yuzu, it’s dad that was cursing!” said Ichigo held down by his father. “DAD how could you?” said Yuzu, “Momma will never forgive you!” “NO!” said Isshin trying to hug her daughter acting like a total idiot, but he end having a huge bar of soap in his mouth.

Yuzu take out the first aid from the bathroom and Ichigo continue to put the bed into his room. Isshin spit the soap out of his mouth and he said coughing with tears coming down his eyes, “I can’t believe that I curse.” He was acting like a Drama King, Yuzu comes into the living room tending Wonderweiss’ wound and Wonderweiss felt a sting from the alcohol. “It’s Ok!” said Yuzu to him, “It will kill the germs inside the wound.” Yuzu gently put a band-aid on Wonderweiss’ wound and she said, “See all better!” “YA!” said Wonderweiss clapping his hands. “Aw, SHE LOOKS SO ADORABLE!” said Yuzu hugging Wonderweiss. Karin begin to yawn, she said to them, “I am tired now!” “Same here!” said Yuzu yawning a little. Wonderweiss did not say a word, but he was not THAT tired and Rukia turn off the TV. She carries Wonderweiss into his new room while Yuzu and Karin went to their room. They all say “good night” to Wonderweiss and give him a good night kiss. “Why does everyone always treat him like a baby?” said Ichigo jealousy. Wonderweiss stare at Kon and pick him, he hold him into his arms. Kon reacted while trying to get away from him; Ichigo did look at him brotherly before he goes to sleep.

At 9:35 PM, Ichigo felt something wet on his bed and he wake up seeing Wonderweiss sleeping on top of him drooling. “EW, Wonderweiss,” said Ichigo panicking. He got off the bed and removed the sheets from him causing him to wake up. He replaces his sheets with new ones and put Wonderweiss back to his bed. “Night, don’t ever do that again!” said Ichigo as he went back to sleep. The second time, he wake up he saw Wonderweiss listening so loud causing everyone to wake up from their bed and complain. Ichigo turn it off and told Wonderweiss to go back to bed.

Third time, Ichigo wake up feeling the bed is wet again, but he thought it was Wonderweiss. He turns on the left seeing Wonderweiss sleeping peaceful with Kon. Ichigo curse some words under his breath after he removed his second new sheets and left the room. Wonderweiss wake up with an evil smile on his face and he said in his mind as he hi-five Kon, “Sucker.”

At 3 o’clock in the morning, Ichigo decided to sleep in the bedroom and he does not have enough sleep after several incidents. Ichigo did not get that much sleep after his father tackled him in the stomach. “GOOD MORNING SON!” he said in cheerful manner, but Ichigo replied by punching his own father in the face pushing him straight to the wall. Ichigo wake up grouchy that morning getting up from the couch and he went straight to the bathroom. After cleaning himself up and fully relax, he comes into the kitchen seeing breakfast on the table.

“Ichigo you have been wetting the bed again,” said Rukia drinking Ichigo’s orange juice. Ichigo did not say a word, but he gives Wonderweiss the death glare and he turns to Rukia apathetic, “I did not wet the bed.” “Then who?” said Rukia apathetic, “I know you DID wet the bed!” she snickered as she held the camera and she said, “I can’t wait to tell the others!” “You wouldn’t!” Ichigo standing his ground, Rukia said swinging the camera back and forth, “I would!” Rukia dash out of the room, Ichigo went after her in anger, “GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!”

Karin, Wonderweiss, and Yuzu did not say a word, but continue to eat their breakfast in peace without anyone disturbing them. “Who wants Ichigo’s pancakes?” said Yuzu holding up the pancakes in the plate in the air. “ME!” said Wonderweiss and Karin. “We will split it up!” said Yuzu happily splitting the deal with her siblings while Isshin recovers from Ichigo’s punch and Ichigo continue to go after Rukia in his pajamas.

Ichigo is not the only one with the problem…

Meanwhile at Hueco Mundo, Grimmjow laughed at Szayel, “I can’t believe it.” “Don’t say it!” he said nervous. Grimmjow did not hesitate, but he lifts up the sheets and he said, “SZAYEL WET THE BED!” Everyone roar with laughter at the poor Szayel, Menoly said chuckle, “Poor Nerd!” “Yeah poor trash!” said Ulquiorra emotionless, Yammy laughed aloud. Gin said in his mind laughing, “Before Wonderweiss was gone, he usually get blame for wetting the bed, but now SZAYEL wetting the bed. We have ourselves a new Bed WETTER in our area!” Szayel sitting down in the corner gloomy, Aizen come into the room and snag the sheets from Grimmjow. “Looks like the cat wet his bed,” he said staring at it.

Everyone stop laughing at Szayel for a second and turns to Grimmjow who was blushing. They are now laughing at Grimmjow and he said in his mind, “I will get you for this AIZEN, mark my words. YOU ARE DEAD!” “How unmanly of you to wet your bed,” said Ulquiorra with a harsh tone, “You should never drink water during the night before going to sleep.” “Shut up EMO!” said Grimmjow with a death glare as he left the room leaving a crowd to follow him.

As Aizen left the room, deciding Szayel following to him. “Sir why are you defending me?” said Szayel confused. “Well, to teach Grimmjow a lesson,” said Aizen with an evil smirk, “After what happen yesterday… Everyone got their revenge on him after the food fight.” “Oh,” said Szayel smiling. “Have you found Wonderweiss yet?” he said getting to the point in a serious tone.

“We haven’t begun to search yet,” replied Szayel grabbing a donut, “After the incident we haven’t get a chance get to go to the Soul Society or the Human World. He would never to go the Soul Society, but curiosity could kill the cat. He could be possibly in the Human World.” “The mission will begin to right now,” said Aizen to him, “Tell your brothers and sisters to go to Earth except it could only be a few of you who get a chance to go there.” “Right,” said Szayel leaving the room. Kaname come into the room and he said to Aizen, “Any sign of Wonderweiss?” “No, they haven’t got a chance to search for him yet,” replied Aizen, “I hope they found him safe…” “Me too,” said Kaname as well staring down to the ground.

TO be continued…